Results: Simguy; Story: JKO

Posted by Jeri's Knockoutson 3/5/2011, 7:15 pm

“I’m breaking Foxfire’s back,” Lacey confidently boasts, “It’s as simple as that. Hayden’s all but under my thumb… Sarah’s not going to show her ugly face in the ring after what I did to her last time… I’ve overlooked Beth up until now, and I’m simply here to clean up… Seriously, what kind of a lame title is ‘Director of Communications’ anyways? Does she get paid extra just to be window dressing? Please…” Chabert could go on and on. If Beth is intimidated by the step up in competition, she’s not showing it – “Why should I be scared? I’ve got the two best flyweights in the FCBA in my corner, with dozens of rounds of Lacey-busting experience between them. I hate to say it boys, but I think she’s starting to believe her own hype… If she’s expecting a walk in the park, she’s going to be sorely disappointed.” Lacey in white bra and panties; white gloves; hair loose. Beth in navy blue bra and panties; white gloves; hair loose.

During R1: Beth very leggy in midring, looking to keep Lacey away and on the outside. Lacey trying to get in and maul Beth up close, but blonde retreats in good order behind an effective jab that repeatedly tags the brunette’s face cleanly – clearly, Harnois shows herself to be an apt pupil in the class of Chabert Management 101. Lacey unable to engage on her terms, always one step behind as she and Beth dance about midring. Closing moments – Beth able to apply some meanspirited shoeshine to Lacey’s jugs, bringing an angry scowl to the brunette’s lips.

R2: Beth dials up her game – blonde still works her jab to Lacey’s face and tits, but is now catch brunette chin with repeated right hands. Lacey’s repulsed each time she tries to get in close, grimacing sullenly as she was clearly not expecting this kind of clout from someone as wispy as Harnois. Beth more willing to stand up to Lacey this round, but is very adept at getting out of harm’s way before brunette can do any serious damage. That pesky jab constantly keeping Chabert off balance and Harnois’ tighter right hand is beating Lacey’s wider hooks to the punch – sheer accumulation is starting to add a telltale wobble to Chabert’s legs. Final moments – Lacey gets caught cleanly by a right hook to the cheek as she’s trying to come in and crowd Beth and CHABERT GOES DOWN! Lacey stumbles forward and spills to all fours, clearly shaken – Beth squeals in delight as she trots away to the neutral corner. Chabert up at 8 just before the bell, but has a worried look on her face – this fight’s obviously not going to plan.

R3: Lacey shying away, showing hurt, not eager for more Beth – Harnois isn’t going to let her off the hook. Beth applies stiff, spiteful jabs to Lacey’s jugs, beaming as the brunette grimaces in pain. Beth closes in, looking to stack Lacey up and scrub away at her rack… Chabert fields a pair of hooks to her tits, answers with a right hook of her own to Harois’ mouth, and BETH IS ROCKED! Blonde staggers to her right, very wobbly butt… Beth tries to disengage, get back outside, but Lacey’s suddenly all over her and she can’t escape – seems Chabert wasn’t in as bad shape as she looked after all! A pair of hooks carves at Harnois’ tummy, drawing a sobbing gasp from Beth – now that she’s inside, Lacey goes to work… Chabert applying ruinous shellack to Harnois’ flanks and abs, breaking her down – Beth goes back to her jab, trying to force Lacey away, but she’s just pushing now. A right uppercut snaps Beth’s head back violently, leaving her swooning… Lacey drills a bashing right hand into Beth’s jaw, spilling her to the canvas. Harnois on her back, gloves at her chest, eyes closed sleepily as she moans softly, totally undone by the strength of Lacey’s stick… blonde rolls onto her side, but gets no farther – Beth’s done. KO3 Lacey Chabert.

AFTER: Lacey masterfully oversells the amount of damage inflicted in the previous round to lure Beth into her trap then close the deal. Harnois nonetheless putting on a good show, displaying surprisingly improved ring generalship against a wily veteran like Chabert, as well as a previously unheard of strong right hand capable harming the most unsinkable flyweight currently in the game.

Beth’s being revived on her stool, but is still incredibly groggy and in no condition to put up any more resistance – Lacey’s already ungloved and grinning from ear to ear with undoubtedly malicious intentions as she saunters out towards midring on her way over to the Foxfire corner. Feed suddenly cuts to Swan Lake – looks like somebody competent has finally been hired to work the control booth.

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