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13 March 2011 Megan Fox vs Brenda Song

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Posted by simguy on 3/13/2011, 9:12 am

BEFORE: Fox coming in slender - she's talking about doing Brenda classy in this one. "I want to work on my jab - show my skills," Fox says all demure. "I know I could just come in strong and bomb Bren out, but I want to finesse her a bit - control her. It's my fight to do as I please, really: Brenda's just...I don't know...furniture." Song fuming - being called a table by Fox seems like fighting words. "Everyone knows this skank is damaged goods," Bren fumes - world's cutest scowl in place. "Meg's coming in with like 2 ounces of credibility left: once I'm done - she'll be empty!" Fox in dark green bikini; small black work out gloves; hair loose. Song in white cashmere crochet bikini; small white work out gloves; hair up, black ringlets framing face.

During R1: Fox reaching for Brend with long left hand: Song sliding aside, weaving torso - her hands at her sides. Minute's worth of Bren luring Megan around the ring - first serious exchange sees Song neatly beating Megan to lefts and rights...Bren's shorter, choppier stroked pounding off Megan's jawlines as Fox pushes leather. Meg's legs give a shimmy...eyes glassy/lips parted...she stumbles to her right all shabby. Brenda prowling forward, snarling: she ducks low on the approach, sneaking in under Megan's left...Fox preps the right but Brenda's already leaping into her own right hand, kissing Meg to chin as Fox' right waves. Pounding punch clicks Megan's eyes shut...she corkscrews into the mat, reclining on her back all chin-shocked. Give her credit...Meg rolling over right hip to reel into ropes...lashes blinking, head lolling. Ref starts counting then waves it off as poor Megan's just not there. TKO1 Brenda "The Bully" Song.

After: Song thrusting stubby arms high, strutting canvas like she's tiny Kong: huge bounce-back from humiliation at the fists of Sarah Carter. "One round...my punching!" Brenda crows in postfight. "One round: that's all it takes for me to switch-a-bytch off. SO fun, punching Megan on her stupid face! Like Hayden only dumber!"