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13 March 2011 Kelly Carlson vs Minka Kelly

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Posted by simguy on 3/13/2011, 9:13 am

BEFORE: "I totally threw up in my mouth a little," Kelly says in prefight, addressing her reaction to Minka's World's Sexiest title. "I mean: please. Minka? No. HELL no. Kicking Minka's butt is going to be the highlight of my career - and once I get that butt kicked? People can decide for themselves who's sexier." Minka demure, polite as always...but steadfastly anti-Kelly in 'tude. "Jealousy always spices up a fight," Minka shrugs. "Kelly thinks she's better; I know I'm better - we'll fight and find out. If being World's Sexiest helped get Carlson in the ring, then it's cool. Kelly may be obsessed about it, but I really don't think about it much." Minka in yellow bikini top; royal blue cheerleader spanky bottoms over her blue bikini bottoms; white shoes/no socks; small white gloves; hair in ponytail with bangs bracketing face. Carlson in crisp white sport top - black bikini bottoms with white waist band; small white gloves; white shoes/no socks; curly blonde fighting tousle.

R1: Minka the aggressor - stepping weight onto front (left) leg; stamping the lead right hand to blonde chest; turning over a quick palm-down hook ticketed for chin. Clip-across hooks spooking Carlson - she's leggy/jittery, skirting the ring. Not much back from Kelly C. - just the odd stiff check-jab to Minka's mouth as brunette's coming in - Minka's assertiveness hogs the points.

R2: Minka in strong-steppin' pursuit - getting her weight forward - pushing off that back (right) foot as she throws straight right/clipping left hook combos. Carlson hit hard: blonde girl startled at the face-punching; scrambling away from steady brunette pressure. Minka working the body: going waist with rapping right/left diggers; going chest with palm-down straight-stamping right/lefts. Kelly Carlson frequently stunned - stumbling out of her stance - getting walked down and assaulted...great pursuit scrapping from Minka gives her 10-8 without the knockdown. Kelly blinking prettily, pouting en route to her corner - camera stays on her, capturing the hurt and confusion.

R3: Kelly adjusts - showing Minka some veteran tricks. Stiff, sneaky check jab punching Minka on her mouth as she's setting up: pre-emptive little poke freezing Mink in place while Carlson steps out of range. Flurries to the gut; shoeshines to the tits: Carlson scrubbing away on Minka, then sidestepping her - outclassing brunette in spots. Down the stretch - Kelly C slips her left hand (small glove) into the front of Minka's waistband - using it to tug Mink forward, turn her, push her off...then label her the cheap right cross while still tugging! Minka stumbling along with a groggy "hey - no fair" expression: Carlson being a little bully in there as she slugs-n'-tugs for points. Minka's face: dazed, distressed. Kelly's face: furious; sulky.

R4: Hey ref - what the hell? Kelly's really getting it done cheap on Minka this round. Starts out fair - Kelly beating Minka to stiff punches, scoring on Mink's face...but Kelly slips that left hand in on waistband again for trunk control - dominating from there. Minka stumbling in the grasp - pawing at Kelly or covering up: Carlson tugging, turning her girl - bracing the left elbow/shoulder against Mink's body to crowd her...then clipping her a tidy right hand across the mouth. Mink just steppin' where she's led, looking groggy and grumpy: Kelly pouting angrily as she clubs short right hands into Minka's breasts. No big wind ups from Kelly - she's just tugging Minka around, drifting her at intervals. Ref keeping a close eye, but just letting it go: Minka gets scuffed up as Kelly bullies her, touches her up for points.

R5: Kelly out frisky - ready to get at Minka: left/right/left sorts out The Mink's jugs at the open. Kelly pursing her lips as she hooks Minka's liver: Mink stooping forward behind her mitts, looking sluggish. Kelly getting off and loving it - pivoting clockwise around batting hooks-on-body and stiff jabs up top. Minute mark - Minka finally answers - catching Kelly a stiff straight right to mouth, then exchanging clip-across hooks. Kelly frowning - thought she was in charge: Minka pouting stubbornly as she fights her way into Kelly's chest, backing blonde girl up. Exchanges increasingly torrid: Minka soldiering through face punches; Carlson starting to wobble a bit from her own facial. Down the stretch - shoving straight right to midsection shakes Kelly up; rising clip-across hook toggles her chin, puts her wobbly butt. Blonde girl hanging off brunette head-and-shoulders at bell as Minka shows tuff.

R6: Kelly looking a little desperate - spitting out the jab, then reaming Minka's breasts left/right/left in jackhammering attempt to back brunette off. Minka wades through - finding Kelly via straight rights; clipping her the hook...blonde girl backpedalling/stumbling. Minka bearing down all fierce eyed: she's ram-stamping that right hand on Kelly, punching mouth/breasts/tummy. Blonde girl wilting, hitting ropes in disarray: Mink closes in bob-and-weave - coming out of the crouch via batting left hooks in above Kelly's right hip. Carlson sobbing - looking to clinch: MInka shoves Kelly off, now teeing off with hard punches from strong, wide stance. Kelly's composure disintegrates: she shouts in pain from a right to the midsection; ragdolls face-in-gloves after hook checks chin...she's reeling, helpless under Minka's onslaught when ref moves in. TKO6 Minka Kelly.

After: Tuff n' pretty - Minka absorbs a bit of an ass-kicking before turning the tables on her beautiful rival...leaving Kelly blubbering, wretched. "She TOTALLY had to be knocked out!" Minka fumes in postfight. "You can't tug-and-punch like she was - I've never seen anything like that. Right after that round, I told my guys: 'I'm stopping her,' and look: stopped!"