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13 March 2011 Vanessa Hudgens vs Hannah Spearritt

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Posted by simguy on 3/13/2011, 9:25 am

BEFORE: "Pitchin' the pepper to 'Nessa!" Hannah bleats happily in prefight. "It's definitely the fight I wanted: 'Ness and I are both coming in off huge wins, and I want to add her momentum to mine to take the division by storm. I truly believe beating Shakira puts me in the front rank of flyweights...Hayden's still best in show, but after that? Me, Vanessa, Brenda, Tisdale, Cassie, Lacey, Kris Bell, Kris Kreuk...we're all cheek-by-jowl." Vanessa rolling her eyes at Hannah's self-assessment: Hudgy's got different data points. "Spearritt's a stay-busy blonde for me - HARDLY a postion-play. Look, here's the news: Hayden's done - she's a non-factor. It's me, Natalie Portman when she's ready, Scarlett Johannson when she's in shape, Mishy, Claire, and Kate Bosworth who are the players at 110. Chicks like Spearritt and the rest? Popcorn. Filler. Prelim bra-and-panties bubblegum jiggle-show tyros nobody watches while they're waiting for the movie stars to take the ring. The only reason - the ONLY reason - I'm gonna bless Hannah with my fists is because my fans freaking LOVE to see me tear apart cute blondes...even if they are total nobodies!" Cue security: hot-cheeked Hannah up out of her seat and crossing the dais in the wake of Vanessa's scathing dress-down. 'Nessa in electric blue bikini (dubbed the "Serinda Swan" look); long tangly black locks loose but tied off the brow; small white mitts. Hannah in bright pink sport top; black sport bikini bottoms; small black mitts; hair in short ponytail with bangs framing face. ASIDE: at the concession stands - 'Nessa doing a brisk business with MISH-BUSTER shirts and caps - Disney self-promoter milking that big win for everything she can.

During R1: Hannah: chugging hup-hup to 'Nessa's jugs - six rising lefts and rights plowing home before Hudgens can rally. Hudgy: pair of tight left hooks cuffed across Hannah's jaw - stopping the jug-assault; right uppercut off the back (right) leg brushing Hannah's lips; chicken-wing left elbow to push Hannah off. Hannah: swinging right wide to jaw; swinging left - tic-toc impact startling Vanessa. Hudgens concerned at the vicious intensity of the exchanges, but committed nonetheless: she's into Hannah's breadbasket hup-hup-hup, then covering up as Spearritt bats-back hooks. Back and forth, non-stop hustle-punching...both girls up over 100 punches and still pitchin' after the bell.

R2: Hannah aggressively forward: straight, double right hands; curving tight-circumference hooks. Vanessa shying away in closed stance - giving ground (but dragging that lead left foot) pivoting to sidestep rushes, showing the up-jab off the hip. 'Nessa's patience pays off midway through...she walks Hannah into a batting check-hook clean to chin, unhinging British knees and sending Hannah stumbling off course. Spearritt immediately rallying to defy Vanessa's follow-up pounce: whirling exchange of lefts and rights blisters both cuties equally to bell.

R3: Hannah lowering her head, chugging up into Vanessa's jugs hup-hup-hup...blonde girl flurries brunette to ropes as Hudgens whines in distress. Hudgy uncoiling supple, sneaky hooks - touching Hannah body/head: British girl cuffed off balance, but maintaining top position...soon she's strafing 'Nessa's front with crossing lefts and rights. Withering back and forth - Hannah bat-batting hooks to 'Nessa's right hip/flank as Vannie's covering up. Hudgens digging up tummy via rolling-combo, then coming up top hooks - she's showing real class in the pocket. Down the stretch, blunt, chopping Spearritt right hand dents 'Nessa's chin...li'l Disney wunderkind slumps glassy-eyed against ropes, looking astounded as Hannah ROMPS yet again to jug. Hup-hup-hup to bell - Hannah surging to 'Nessa's rack in a bold bid to humble brazen brunette: Vanessa whining groggily at bell, taking punches until ref pulls seething Spearritt off. "HIT FOR SIX!" Hannah shrieks, exulting in the mounds of jug taken in the third.

R4: Bitter, snatching, toe-to-toe fighting continues...girls shredding each other all around the ring. 'Nessa with that gorgeous, snappy action on her hooks - snatching at tummy and chin, or batting in thick behind elbow. Hannah whirling her fists in combination - using volume to disorganize Hudgens, then really digging in when 'Nessa stops working. Battle of wills even until late: Vanessa wincing, wilting, sagging against ropes in crossed-arm look...Hannah unleashes a torrent of criss-cross straight left/rights to batter her brunette. Nessa sleepy as punches kiss off her face...little brunette's eyes half closed, lips parted as she can't answer what's being done at bell. Ref pulls Hannah off as Spearritt won't stop: Vanessa blinking, reeling...she's one confused vixen at the break.

All through the break - vocal contingent of UK fans who've crossed the pond to support their heroine keep up a soccer-style chant: "LET'S GO HAN-NAH (clap, clap, clapclapclap!)

R5: Hannah grinning, pitchin' the pepper to 'Nessa...Hudgens grumpy, sullen, shying away, pivoting around intense two-fisted Spearritt pressure. Hannah just stepping-to and letting hands go - small mitts taking Hudgy in flanks, bouncing off skull, spanking firm torso/pecs. Hudgy in closed stance turns it all around in final minute: roll-counter right uppercut picks Hannah up HARD...blonde girl immediately woozy, swaying on the spot after gobbling 'Nessa's power to chin. Nessa: right/left switch-quick across Hannah's tummy to take her breath away; nippy right uppercut jerked across Hannah's face, in between her mitts. 'Nessa's small left mitt grabs Hannah's pink top...brunette tugging blonde forward into a stuffing right to belly, then spinning Hannah round, drifting her righty across the chops - all while securing that top. Spearritt staring, gobsmacked...she backs into ropes all foggy, right hand fretting at 'Nessa's left wrist as Vanessa salts away right hands to face via cruel hold-and-hit. Ref in at the bell, yanking Vanessa away by her right arm and giving her a good shake...doesn't change the fact that Spearritt's wobbly butt from fouls through 5.

R6: Hannah forward with spitting, straight punches...Nessa forced to pivot and slip - dragging her front (left) foot as she seeks hooking angles. Minute mark - Vanessa begins tagging Hannah vicious, batting check-hooks...blonde girl slobberknocked, stepping in fence post holes as clever Vanessa goes over to offence. 'Nessa: right/left cruel to trunks...poor Hannah gurgling in pain, bunching up...'Nessa dips left, places a thick left hook in behind right elbow CHUP! 'Ness in charge - using left shoulder/chickenwing left elbow to nudge and steer...Hannah hurt, trying to get herself together as Hudgens operates. Systematic, sexy beatdown - 'Nessa just turning Hannah, touching her up head and body...Hannah stubborn as hell - leaning in behind her mitts, absorbing without going down. Bell: Hudgens with a cheap right hand late - slapping it down across Hannah's breasts...ref pulling Vanessa away for yet another lecture as crowd boos in earnest.

R7: When they brawl toe-to-toe, with each girl flurrying, then covering up in turn, and no one gets rocked in the exchanges? It's Hannah's fight. Withering give and take - fists like clouds of locusts stripping enemy wheat fields bare...one girl batting and pelting away as the other stoops forward behind mitts...Hannah's just busier, hungrier, more eager, and always coming forward. 'Nessa definitely cuter...she's sidestep-pass Hannah regularly, pivoting cute to either side, catching Spearritt on the turn-around...but blonde girl just punches her way through the problems, eventually imposing will. Bell: Hannah batting right hands against Vanessa's tummy late...ref has to pull seething blonde girl away as Vanessa blinks away exhausted tears.

R8: Even when she's been outworked, Vanessa's been taking Spearritt's punches well...until now. Flurry of lefts and rights discourages 'Nessa, backing her up all frazzled and grumpy: Spearritt walks her girl down, hooks her to chin, drops a slap-chop right to Nessa's left eye: Hudgens goes wobbly butt! Vanessa backing into ropes...right hand at left cheek/left across her gut as she forms a ragged pocket. Hannah steps-to, sets her feet/hips and gets to work - slightly forward at waist while getting off robusto. Hannah on Vanessa, bell to bell: Hudgens a shopworn vixen by the end.

R9: Frothy toe-to-toe exchanges shooting the lights out of the punchstat records...'Nessa just can't match Hannah's pace. Spearritt well-and-truly scuffed up, but refusing to back off - every punch she takes she answers with volleys. Hudgens hunted down all over the ring - attacked in her positions - rooted out and walked down. Relentless, constant-punching Hannah trumping Vanessa's class and cutey-pie pivots - gradually whittling down brunette resistance through 9.

R10: BLONDE GIRL DOWN! Hannah surging in for mop-up, eats that sneaky 'Nessa check hook off the back (right) leg...Spearritt punched to her buns and gobsmacked at the open! Huge moan of disappointment from crowd...Hannah near tears, punching the canvas in frustration...she hauls herself up all blinking and hurt for 8. Vanessa prowling neutral corner...upon resumption, she doesn't pounce, choosing instead to initiate turning battle midring. Hannah allowed to regroup...by the halfway point she's chugging away in spitting salvoes - constantly looking to rake Nessa at range with straight lefts and rights. Hudgens content to take her 10-8 and try the cards...brunette minimizing contact to the bell. Comes back one point duke...Hannah Spearritt!

AFter: Vanessa standing there with jaw open, acting like a crime against humanity has been committed: Hannah the little-blonde-that-could survives the late scare to upset an elite American flyweight. "All I've wanted is respect," beams a well-touched, but jubilant Hannah Spearritt in postfight. "To go Shakira-Vanessa sends a huge message to my competitors in this division. There's no one I can't threaten - no one I can't defeat on any given night. I will not say that I am the best fighter in the division, but I will say this: to be the best fighter in the division, a girl is going to have to prove herself against Hannah Spearritt!"