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19 March 2011 Kristen Bell vs Amy Jo Johnson

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Posted by simguy on 3/19/2011, 11:22 am

Bad day at the beach for Kristen Bell: Kbell struggles against Amy Jo Johnson (Best of 7 submissions).

Baby blue bikini - Kbell. Feisty ponytail with bangs.
Amy Jo in yellow bikini top; sturdy, tuggable green sport-bikini bottoms with the word RAUNCH in white capitals across the rump. Feisty ponytail with bangs.

Kbell on her haunches - knees spread apart. Amy Jo's planting strong on left knee (in between Krissy's knees) and right foot, leaning in so her chest overhangs Bell's left shoulder. Amy Jo's left arm reaches down behind Krissy's back, brunette left hand wrapping underneath Krissy's left wrist to pull the arm up; brunette right hand wrapping OVER blonde left wrist/forearm to assist in the half nelson.

Krissy's head's tucked in beside Amy Jo's left shoulder...blonde girl grimacing, face shining in the sun, eyes frowned shut, blonde bangs messy across the brow. Amy Jo's face with a hard-working grin: yanking up on captured blonde arm's good work if you can get it.

Krissy's right hand frets at the hip of Amy Jo's bottoms - pressing palm-down...then Krissy slides the hand down to push at Amy's tanned left thigh. No give: Amy Jo just reefing up on the arm.

Krissy: "UH-H!"

Amy Jo: "Give?"

Bell wincing, balling her right fist at her chest, then pumping a short right uppercut to the slight pudge of Amy Jo's gut overhanging her green waistband. Firm paunch indented by fist...Krissy bringing the fist back to her chest to reload.

Amy Jo bites her bottom lip, leaning more weight on Krissy - reeeeefing up on that arm.

Krissy bites HER lower lip - pumps another right to paunch, then another PIK! PIK! Amy Jo's tummy quivering.

Pain gets to Krissy...she gasps - her right hand pressing flat against Amy Jo's left thigh again...then Bell rallies, balling fist and giving it to Amy Jo again to belly.

Amy Jo TUGS up on that arm: Krissy's left-hand knuckles brushing backbone up between her shoulder blades.

Kristen: "AH-SHIT!"

Amy Jo: "GIVE!"

Krissy pumping in right, right, right: Amy's Jo's tummy bunching up firm, quivering from the hits.

Amy Jo (reefing) "GIIIIIIVE?"

Kristen crying out, tapping her right hand against Amy Jo's left hip: "OkayOkayOkay - LET GO!"

Amy Jo releases, still planted on her knee as she raises her hands in celebration, shouting out "ONE! YAH!"

Krissy: pouting on her haunches - right hand massaging throbbing left shoulder.

* * *

Girls standing in sand, circling slowly clockwise - Krissy pouting furiously, fists balled at chest height; Amy Jo grinning, elbows in, hands open, fingers splayed. Krissy's left hand jabs out: Amy slips-right, captures Krissy's left arm thus:
- Amy Jo's left arm crosses over top Kristen's at the elbow
- Amy Jo's right hand secures Krissy's right wrist.
- Amy Jo bends Krissy's left arm back over brunette left arm: Amy Jo's left hand cups on her own right forearm to secure the keylock hold.
- Amy leans in close, pushing in with the arm lock so Krissy's left hand brushes in behind her own left ear.

Amy Jo: "Heh!"

Krissy's face: grimacing, eyes squinting shut in pain. Krissy's right hand spreads wide at Amy Jo's tanned left-side lats as blonde girl whines in frustration.

Krissy's hand pushes on Amy Jo's ribs, trying to get a little separation. Amy Jo hard-working, licking her lips as shoulders writhe slightly, cinching up the hold.

Krissy balls right fist, gives Amy Jo a pumping punch in the tummy.

Amy Jo: "HUP!" Lips tight as her tummy's tested.

Kristen gasps in pain, but reloads - giving it to Amy Jo again, right hand on paunch: PEK!

Amy Jo grits her teeth, cranking on Krissy's arm. Brunette stepping blonde girl slowly around in sand; Amy Jo's ponytail tic-tocking across her backbone; Amy Jo's backside jiggling side to side.

Kristen groaning...her right hand comes up to pull at Amy Jo's brawny left shoulder.

Amy Jo: "Just give: I gotcha, Krissy."

Kristen breathing through pursed lips, trying to ride out the pain.

Amy Jo (cranking suddenly): "GIVE!"

Krissy: 'UHH!" knees bending, then straightening.

Kristen loads up the right hand, then pounds it in flat-knuckle against Amy Jo's ribs - Bell's thumb out to the side on delivery. Amy Jo's not loving those punches, but she's absorbing 'em like a champ.

Amy Jo cranks that hold: "GIVE!"

Kristen: "UHH! OkayOkay!" tapping her right hand against Amy Jo's sweat-tacky ribs.

Amy Jo: "What?"

Kristen: "GIVE!"

Amy Jo releases, strutting in sand, hands motioning to raise the roof: "TWO!" Butter churn and sexy-face, Amy Jo.

* * *

Girls reach in: standard collar and elbow lock up.

Amy Jo's left knee swings up and to the right: her dark brown thigh takes Kristen in her golden-brown tummy, bunching blonde girl up: 'UH-H!"

Amy Jo shifts her stance, tugging Krissy-to: brunette right thigh fits up between Bell's legs, shumping into place like a missing piece. Krissy gasps, face pinched.

Amy Jo slides right arm in under Krissy's left; pivots in place...hip toss over Amy Jo's left hip whirls Krissy up off her feet, sits her down heavy in sand, her back to Amy Jo's legs.

Amy Jo kneels in behind blonde girl - planting on left knee/right foot.

Amy Jo's left hand clamps into Kristen's left trap muscle, gripping the join between neck/shoulder. Amy Jo leans in close on Krissy - snaking right arm around crossface to clutch at Kristen's left shoulder/bicep.

And Amy Jo's just working that neck claw - hand gripping and gripping at tender Krissy-meat.

Kristen in shock: eyes closed; mouth open "Ahhh"; no sound but a faint, gasping whimper.

Krissy's left hand useless, numb in her lap. Her right hand pulls at Amy Jo's restraining right forearm.

Amy Jo's left elbow up and out to the side: she's really pushing down into that claw. Amy Jo's face in close above Krissy's right ear - brunette grimacing/grinning with effort of clamping her blonde.

Amy Jo: "Give - I gotcha."

Kristen: "Nuh!" Face pained, tears brimming.

Amy Jo: "Give it up to me right now Krissy!"

Kristen: "NO!"

Amy Jo keeps squeezing - happy to see tears flow, but unsatisfied. Finally, Amy J releases - right hand cupping Krissy's chin and pulling head back: left arm rising up, then pounding down forearm-first across Kristen's trembling breasts. Mission accomplished: Amy Jo goes back to the deep neck-claw left hand; crossface-to-blonde-right shoulder with the right.

Amy Jo: "Ooh: forearm smash to the titties...how's THAT feel?"

Kristen: 'uhhh..."

Amy Jo: "Heh." then: "Now, HURT!" really digging in on that claw.

Kristen crying out - mouth open wide, eyes shut tight: "GIVE! I GIVE!"

Amy Jo delighted. Right hand cupping Krissy's forehead, Amanda stoops to kiss blonde girl a quick peck MWAH! atop damp skull.

Amy Jo: "That's THREE! I LOVE it when you quit!"

Kristen sniveling - left hand dead in her lap; right hand massaging brutalized left trap - her face all achy-painy.

* * *

They've been wrestling tummy to tummy on the ground for minutes - Krissy showing Amy fierce resistance. Sadly for KBell, Amy Jo finally scrambles atop blonde girl in north-south arrangement.

Amy Jo scoots forward, sitting heavily upon Krissy's chest, facing blonde feet. Green clad bottom with that jaunty "RAUNCH" logo just in under Krissy's chin. Brunette sitting on her haunches, feet overlapping blonde shoulders, effectively pinning her.

Blonde face pinched, hands reaching up awkwardly to push at Amy Jo's buns/lower back.

Krissy attempts to bridge and roll: Amy Jo snuggles in down low, pressing her chest to Krissy's tummy (but Amy Jo still on her haunches). Brunette's forearms press in tight against Krissy's hips - brunette hands curling in underneath blonde buns. Amy Jo turns her head to the side - left cheek pressing south of blonde navel.

Krissy bucking and struggling: Amy Jo in there snug, riding it out, letting blonde girl use up her strength. When Krissy's breathing hard - when she stops bucking...Amy Jo sits up on haunches, but stooping forward: her left arm out straight, planting the hand in sand at Kristen's left hip and AMY JO'S PUNCHIN' TUMMY! Right hands from the strong reverse mount - Amy Jo just pounding straight down into Krissy's trembling belly.

Blonde girl groaning - hands pushing on buns - lips curling off clenched teeth - face twisting side to side. Kristen lifts her knees to protect her belly: Amy Jo forced to sort the limbs out, then continue her onslaught.

Krissy tries to lift legs up to scissor Amy's head/shoulders: brunette wriggling out of the hold - pushing down on Kristen's squirming stomach to flatten blonde girl out, then it's back to punching that tummy PIK! PIK! PIK!

Krissy whining with the muscular effort of lifting her legs, trying to keep her tummy tight. Amy Jo sometimes capturing one or the other leg behind the knee, holding it up while pounding down into breadbasket via the free fist.

Amy Jo: "GIVE! YOU'RE HURTING!"

Krissy groans, making a massive effort to bridge-and-twist. Amy rides it out, staying on top, but can't prevent Kristen from rolling tummy-down. Now Amy Jo's on her haunches, sitting on Krissy's shoulder blades. Fine with Amy: she plants on her left hand, starts pounding kidney and buns with that workmanlike, driving right.

Krissy's face flushed, exhausted. The moist PIK! PAK! PAK! of Amy's fists on Krissy's back sounds out bright and loud against the backdrop of surf; onlooker's chatter/laughter; seagulls in the distance.

Krissy makes a bid for freedom. She elevates her rump, gets her knees underneath her, pushes forward into Amy. Johnson sprawls - shooting her legs out straight behind her while going tummy-down on Krissy's back. Blonde girl reaches her arms out - left inside Amy's left leg - right outside...Kristen's hands capturing Amy Jo's stocky left leg behind the knee. Blonde head pokes up between Amy Jo's legs - the occipital braced against brunette buns...Kristen just trying to pull that leg forward and really cinch it up...

Suddenly Amy's free right leg slithers in under Krissy's left arm, compressing Krissy's left shoulder against her throat. Amy Jo tucks her right foot in between her left knee - kicking the left leg free of Krissy's clutches, curling left leg around right foot.

Upside-down triangle - Amy Jo Johnson!

Krissy: "Mmmmffff!"

Amy Jo grinning - bangs in her eyes. She flattens Kristen out - pressing forearms in close to Krissy's hips - brunette lifting her head to look around, or resting her left cheek atop Krissy's quivering buns...Amy Jo just letting her curvy legs work and writhe to choke Kristen out.

Poor Krissy! She's trapped, free right hand useless, pawing awkwardly at Amy Jo's left knee. It's a tough spot, but not quite there: Krissy suffering, but not quitting, no matter what.

Amy Jo eventually works her arms in underneath Krissy, cinching up around her gut. Then, Amy Jo rocks side to side, finally rolling to her right, putting her on her back, with Krissy atop her.

NOW Amy Jo can bennnnd Krissy with a little extra leverage on the triangle. Amy Jo's brawny arms squeeze tight around Krissy's tummy - brunette clutching at her own elbows.

Amy Jo's face red with exertion, but happy - looking up at bright blue sky; Amy Jo's right cheek snug beside Krissy's right hip.

POOR KRISSY! Blonde girl blubbering in the choke - her left arm flapping loose in the air, trapped in the hold; her right arm reaching out to flail-tap against sand, then reaching to her throat to tap at Amy's right shin.

"YAH!" Amy Jo shouts - pushing conquered Krissy off to one side; getting up; batting sand off her thighs and buns. "FOUR! Best of 7 submissions and I gotchu FOUR STRAIGHT! MM!" Amy Jo starts a little hip-and-shoulder shimmy on the spot, elbows in tight to her body, fists up/wrists bent back at chest height as she does a juicy little jig of joy.

Krissy on her back, crying, hugging herself.

Amy Jo retrieves smart-phone - starts taking video of beaten Krissy. "Hey - it's your girl Amy Jo Johnson here...I got Krissy Bell beat on Malibu beach...tell 'em how it went down Kris."

Kristen (choking back tears, collecting herself. She stares up into the sky, right forearm across her brow.) "Amy Jo beat me best of 7 subs."

Amy Jo: "How many'd you get?"

Krissy: "None."

Amy Jo: "So how many did I get?"

Krissy: "Four!"

Amy Jo: 'YAH BABY! Mm! Four straight on Kristen Bell! WOO!"

Amy Jo sends the video to BRUNETTENET, along with a quick text: "Malibu South...Krissy's left arm's RUINED. Plus she's really tired."

Technically, all Krissy's got to do is make it to the parking lot: once she's on pavement, the rule is no fighting.

But an alert goes out from BRUNETTENET: Vanessa Hudgens is close by; Kelly Monaco's within jogging distance. Christina Milian finds Krissy's car and sits on the hood, keeping a sharp eye out. Nat Portman checks in at the site - asking if she's got time to get down there while she's driving: best intel is yes...Krissy's going to be on the beach for a while. One by one, each girl's got plans to wring a submission out of Krissy, and post her blubbering confession.

KBell's hurt and spent. Never should have gone best of 7 with just one girl: if it goes wrong, you're exhausted - and so Krissy is. There's a lot of ground between her and the parking lot. And Krissy can hear cell-phones ringing all up and down the beach...