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20 March 2011 Abbie Cornish vs Laura Prepon

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Abbie Cornish 03.jpg Laura Prepon 04.jpg

CELEBRITY BOXING AFTER DARK SUNDAY NIGHT

Posted by simguy on 3/20/2011, 12:23 pm

BEFORE: Krusher Kast-off battle promising to be good bitter fun: both girls convinced the other is to blame for current status. "For YEARS, precious resources were wasted on Laura, that could have come to me," Abbie complains in prefight. "I haven't a clue why the Krushers would have committed to Laura when I was the better prospect, and the fact is, I still believe that I can be a star in this league. The best way to show that is to batter Laura, and the best time for that is now, after she's been ruined by Righetti!" Laura with an entirely different narrative: "This is just rank scavengerism on the part of Abbie," Laura contends. "She knows I took a hard beat against Amanda, so she's swooping in - SO cheap. The fact is, I got preferential treatment at the house of Krush because I WON FIGHTS! Abbie never got it done even once, so if anyone should complain about a drain on resources, it should be me. The thing is...she DOESN'T really believe she's better. If she didn't think I was weakened, we wouldn't have heard a peep out of her. Oh my GOD have I got a major surprise in store for her!" Cornish coming in heavy (as per STOP-LOSS); dark green t-shirt tugged up and twist-tied in the back (Hooter-style) in under her jugs; baby blue bikini bottoms; small powder blue mitts; long dirty-blonde curls loose. Laura in beige bra, baby-blue panties; small white gloves; long blonde hair in low ponytail with bangs bracketing face.

During R1: Girls flat-footed, aggressive - each stepping in strong, heaving over the right hand headshot. Grazing contact - both girls spooked, circling clockwise, looking for the next chance. Midway through, Abbie leaning in close, hauls a shorter right hand out of her back pocket to clock Laura across the face...Prepon stumbling backward, good and clobbered. Abbie storming forward EATS THE RIGHT UPPERCUT! Laura fetching leather to chin, picking Abbie up onto her toes, then dropping her to all fours: Prepon lifting her mitts and strutting away all big-girl strong. Cornish up for a clear-eyed 8: she's rocked, but serviceable, wading off ropes dukes at cheeks. Laura wades in - left tight to cheek as right hand sweeps wide to the Cornish left flank; Abbie back with scraping, short right uppercut; slapping hook back from Prepon, fat to chin; Abbie staggered, but triggering a strong right, beating Preps to her own right. Prepon wobbly-butt, staring: she sets her feet, hooks on-coming Abbie to jaw, steering blonde girl in a clockwise stagger-past. Bell: woozy women loading up to continue brawling - ref jumps in to enforce the break.

R2: Patient Prepon in wide stance - right at cheek as she flicks out the palm-down jab from a high elbow delivery. Abbie knocked upon her pate - moving her head - fists curled into hollows of her cheeks...once she gets into weaving rhythm, she steps in under Prepon-poke, answer back a rugged hook to eyebrow, belting Laura upright. Prepon blinking, hands chest-high Abbie steps-in a muscular right hand, clouting Laura across the chops, sending big girl stomping backward to ropes. Abbie wades in, tries the overhand right - gets beat to the punch by Laura's right uppercut as Prepon leans back into ropes: crunching chin-check loosens Abbie's knees, but doesn't back her off. Cornish pressing in with left forearm bracing Laura's breasts...Abbie crouching, then twisting torso-left to sweep a right across Laura's face. Head-swivel Laura P - eyes vacant...she's laying upright against ropes, staring. Abbie pushing in left forearm-on-breasts: another clobbering right drifts across Laura's face, punching her into stupor. Abbie crowding, clobbering - working Laura like a blacksmith on a horseshoe: Laura gobsmacked, but rallying enough to clinch Abbie up head-and-right arm. Ref pushing big-bodied blondes apart: Abbie hardhearted, wading back in as Laura lolls woozy at ropes, hands limp at her cheeks. Thudding beatdown, Abbie to Laura: Prepon proving durable, suffering horrible licks across waist/upside the head as Cornish bashes away big-girl to bell.

R3: Abbie walking Laura down - blonde girl stiff-arming her left to Prepon's chest to get her backpedalling; chasing her down via overhand rights, sweeping Laura to ropes. Once ropebound, Laura lays back on ropes, hands at temples: Abbie squaring away to work. Thumping right/lefts to waist? Check. Left forearms bracing against Laura's guard - preparatory to looping, close-in rights to mouth? Check. Laura absorbing tremendous shock, lashes batting woozy...she's groggy, but alert enough to reach under Abbie's arms, winning time with hugging clinches.

R4: Laura trying to jab Abbie off with the high-elbow/backhand flick look...Cornish happy to take patting pokes on her face for the chance to lean in and clobber Laura overhand rights or swinging hooks to chin. Laura taking hard clout to head, stumbling around, then firming: Abbie hammering Prepon out of her stance, but can't get the big-girl down. Laura eventually guiding Abbie inside with a hand behind the head: groggy Prepon placing short right uppercuts to the Cornish chin, making Aussie girl sleepy as well. Slugfest on the inside - Abbie riding her left around Laura's head to form cauldron, heaving in right hands underneath tummy-and-tits. Prepon shifting feet, leaning into the cauldron to answer-back: girls just swapping away mindless until Abbie ties up hurt. Ref pushes 'em apart: Abbie hauling a right hand out of her back pocket to clobber Laura's chin as Prepon's wading in...Laura's torso sloshing over to her right - her left foot up off canvas to the side as she flirts with going down. Laura staggers out of it - left hand on Abbie's right shoulder; right uppercut clipping at Abbie's chin: Abbie munching sleepily, but looping her right over and across, clobbering Laura's mouth, swiveling Laura's head. Prepon hurt, wobbly - hands pushing Abbie's shoulder...Cornish pushing forward, slopping another right hand up and across - punching Prepon's face hard-starboard. Laura staggering away...hitting ropes spellbound: Abbie wades in, fists together at chest. Seconds left...groggy Laura extends the left to push Abbie's chest; slides a weak right cross at Abbie's chin...Abbie slideslipping to her left, hauling the right hand up and across, SMITING Laura to face. Lights-out Laura Prepon...eyes roll up as lashes flutter...Laura sloppiing ragdoll to her left all smash-mouthed out. KO4 in hamhanded fashion - 'Aussie' Abbie Cornish.

After: Prepon out for a long time, hammered senseless by a very determined Abbie C tonight: Cornish turning in her best performance as a pro in battering former stablemate to sleep. "That's Laura taken care of," Abbie boasts - wobbly-legged herself, but happy with the win. "I think Amanda might have cracked something in Laura, but it took me to break it wide open...thats a finished woman lying over there - courtesy, ME!"