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22 March 2011 Lisa Maffia vs Laura Vandervoort

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Posted by Knowlesey on 3/22/2011, 6:01 am

So, the climax of the evening’s entertainment at last brings the BrBU Lightweight Champion up against the Canadian actress, and these girls do not each other one bit. Each of them has threatened to walk the loser like a dog if they win. Who will triumph? The girl who simply could not live with defeat!

Clad in her usual black leather bikini. Lisa is a sight to behold for the home fans, but Laura draws huge admiration in her scarlet bra and panties set.

Round 1

As expected, the opening exchanges are quite brutal, with each girl clubbing big shots at the other one’s face, and it’s Lisa who seems to be landing the cleaner shots first off, Laura beginning to backtrack, but she’s still heaving some good shots into Lisa’s face, and she staggers the Brit with a booming right hook, getting her flush on the jaw, putting Lisa onto the ropes, only to gets caught by a swift 4 shot barrage to her own reddening face before the bell.

Lisa just about had the better of the first.

Round 2

More orthodox after that frantic start, Lisa looks more controlled, and she gets Laura where she wants her, trapped on those ropes, jabbing the actress’s pretty face nicely, but then she takes a deep shot to the belly, Lisa’s hurt, and she’s been turned as well, Lisa on the ropes, her guard down, and Laura peppers that face, banging Lisa’s head around with some really good shots, taking a half step back, looking for the uppercut, but that lets Lisa off the ropes, landing a couple of retreating shots herself, not enough to keep the blonde at bay though, and she catches Lisa with a peach of a left hand, flooring Maffia for a 7 count. Lisa’s up and ready, then takes a couple to the ribs before the bell.

Laura’s round – no question.

Round 3

Still stunned, Lisa makes a shaky start to the third, and Laura gets her with a looping right over the top of her guard, almost toppling her again, following up, she lands some good shots to Lisa’s body, and she’s hurt the Brit again, looks for a big right hook, but gets hurt herself with two firm left hooks to her ribs, rolls round to the ropes, where Lisa starts to try to break her down, mixing her punches up well, landing to her face and her body, with Laura offering little in return, keeping her arms tight, protecting herself.

Lisa takes that round, but Laura’s still smiling.

Round 4

Lisa comes out all confident, but so does Laura, and it’s the Canadian landing the quicker, harder punches, bumping left and right hands into the Brit’s face, the singer’s defence not really there, and Laura’s hurt her with a left, then lands a solid right hook to Lisa’s mouth, and she’s down, spitting blood as she gets up at 8. Laura is wading into Lisa now, but the singer uses her ringcraft, holding the blonde, pressing her weight against her, just unable to stop herself being taken to the ropes, where Laura pastes her to the body before switching to the head again as those gloves drop, and she puts Lisa on her knees with a good left hook. Up again at 8, Lisa looks fragile, but the bell saves her from taking any more in this round.

Big winning round for Laura there.

Round 5

Lisa hasn’t totally recovered from the beating she took in 4, and she just can’t keep the quicker Laura away, hard as she tries, and the blonde is paddling away at her body as she lays against the ropes, each punch bringing a little gasp or squeak from the Brit, then Laura jabs her, one, two to the mouth, left hook to the jaw, and that’s put Lisa on the canvas again, on her face at first, rolling over and up at 7, gasping and bleeding. The ref could stop this, but that isn’t going to happen, and Laura moves Lisa around the ring, hitting her pretty much as she likes, the singer’s pretty face now shiny and swollen from the punishment she’s taken, then she drops to her knees after Laura hurts her with a hard, deep bellyshot, up at 8, and still Laura has time to hurt her again to the ribs.

Another winning round for Laura – Lisa could be looking at defeat soon.

Round 6

Laura has a wide grin on that gorgeous face of hers as she moves in on Lisa yet again, the singer barely off her stool before she’s taking another savage beating to her swollen face, and it’s clear she’s had it, her arms dropping, almost inviting Laura to finish her off, and her comes the blonde, left hook to the cheek, right hook to the mouth, left uppercut, and it’s all over for Lisa Maffia, she’s on her back, arms and legs spread, eyes shut.

Laura Vandervoort knocked Lisa Maffia out in round 6.

Laura milks the applause as she parades around the ring, taking the dog collar and leash from Lisa’ corner, and the microphone from Denise van Outen, “Well, I think we all know who’s the better girl now don’t we? And I want the b###h to tell us all who it is when she comes around!” Laura spies her stablemate Mary Elizabeth Winstead in the audience, looking to make an exit, and calls out, “Aw! Don’t leave Mary! This is the b###h who made you cry! Look at her now!” Lisa is now sitting up, her corner still working on her, as Laura mocks her, “Look at her Mary! She sings like a wet dog! She smells like a wet dog! She looks like a wet dog! And now, she’s gonna get treated like a wet dog!” Laura takes the microphone across to Lisa, puts it to her swollen lips, and sneers, “Who’s the better girl, b###h? Me are you?” After that beating, all Lisa can do it mumble, “You Laura! You’re better than me!” Laura tells Lisa to kneel, so she does, making no effort to resist as the Canadian buckles that thick leather collar around her neck, attaching the leash, then she yelps as Laura tugs her forward, and, totally defeated and humiliated, she crawls around the ring, yapping and barking each time Laura kicks her in the leg.