Posted by Simguy on 2/7/2004, 8:48 am.

Before: Hewitt swaggering at the podium--precise annihilation of highly touted Vanessa Marcil has brunette riding at an all-time high--she’s looking forward to a little payback against Jessica. “I’m sorting out the flyweights,” says Jennifer, ‘and Jessica definitely needs to be tidied up. She surprised me last time, she’s really fought herself into shape and she’s very tenacious, but I don’t see anything really special there. I’ll back her up and dominate her the way I did Vanessa and that should be it.” Jessica all revved up, bouncy and vacant during preflight--if she’s concerned, or even paying attention, it doesn’t show. JLH in white string bikini,  Jessica in tan bikini.

During R1: Hewitt looking to establish the jab, but Simpson aggression announces itself early. Jessica string Jen up with whistling overhand rights, walk-in hooks--Hewitt has to give ground or accept shock. Simpsy forcing Hewitt ropeside, having her way--little blonde scrounging for belly and breasts, shoving and pulling at Jennifer to open her up Hewitt composed, right hand at her cheek, left across her gut, turning the left shoulder to jess and bumping her with it, bending up and down to slip punches. Crowd pleasing stuff--Simpsy none-too-accurate but filling the air with leather, keeping Hewitt under wraps through 1.

R2: Hewitt undaunted, back at the jab, stepping to the side, more effective at turning Simpson this round, Jessica not cutting the ting off, just following--brunette starting to step to spots, walk the blonde in and drill tidy right hands flush on the face. Midway through, ringing potshots take effect--little Simpson’s curvy legs and proud backside give a shimmy as she staggers  back on her heels, big eyes blinking as Hewitt’s banging rights add up. Jennifer over to the offense, lathering hooks at Simpson’s right side and hip, backing her up, Down the stretch, Jennifer raking Jess the hook, then trying to sit down on a blunt right hand to the mouth to end this thing--but Jessica’s not buying. Simpsy baring her teeth, slugging lusty lefts and rights side to side--she’s got plenty left and won’t be run out of the ring as girls trade ferociously at the bell.

R3: Hewitt boxing, but mixing it up enough to get respect--it’s important to prevent Simpson from coming forward. Good stuff midring--Jennifer spreading Jessica out with the jab, then sliding in the heartless right cross, mopping up a slender-limbed hook in the tits as Simpsy ducks and bobs. Simpson dukes at her cheeks, moving her head, firing back straight rights to Jennifer’s breasts, then going chin with ripping hooks--both girls taking a good shot in rousing back and forth, Round ends with Hewitt spanking out a satisfying triple left hook against Simpson’s abdominal pan--blonde just stooped forward, dukes up, taking sock on her tummy, Simpsy relaxes after the bell and Jennifer leans into a thick right hand across the cleavage,  driving the blonde back several steps in outrage.

R4: Girls patient, circling slowly clockwise, Jen bouncing her jab off Simpson’s high guard. Suddenly--Jen wants the right uppercut, Simpson leans into a blasting cap right cross and HEWITT’S SHOCK!  Jennifer stumbles to her right, legs giving way--Simpson hopping after with a bludgeoning right hand over and over against the left ear. Poor Hewitt hit’s the ropes in a dream, trying to right herself--blonde plowing into her with a sweeping right hand to the back, looping left on the face then ROMPING TO JUG! Simpson getting snug on Jennifer, digging and chugging up into helpless Hewitt hooters--Jennifer out on her feet, now draping a left across Jennifer’s shoulder, now her right, Simpsy all the while pumping it up and THE REF STEPS IN! Official panicking at the sight of heartless jug romp--saves Hewitt from further abuse--Jessica jiggling away with a big TKO4 halt.

After: Predictable protest from Team Hewitt--second loss to Simpson especially bitter as Jen just can’t figure Jess out. “I guess I just have a way with her,” Simpsy grins in post fight, tossing her hair and beaming for the cameras. Flyweight very competitive these days, good fighters beating each other, no one able to sustain lengthy drives--it’s a minefield.

Posted by Archer 4/1/11.