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14 May 2004 Jolene Blalock vs Elisha Cuthbert

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Posted by Simguy on 5/14/2004, 6:46 am.

Before: Cuthbert the underdog, but not acting it--youngest Krusher anxious to lock horns with the division’s deadliest puncher. Blalock with the long lean lines and rail right hand--rangy boxer-puncher has the right style to mess with ‘Lish, but she’ll need some heart to back it up. Cuthbert in white bikini, Jolene in green bikini top, pale blue bottoms, messy blonde tousle.

During R1: Elisha: couching, dukes at her temples--she storms the front gate, weaves in and drives straight right/lefts into the ribs and long flat tummy of her foe. Blalock hammered ropeside, drawing in her elbows and squaring up--long blonde taken aback early as curvy pug has at her. “Lishy nice and compact, duke up, elbows in, weaving low in front of Blalock then detonating raw rights and lefts in crisp thrusts against the arms, pelvis and flanks of her floe. Jolene unable to get off against it--occasionally extending her left to push Elisha in the shoulder, but too tepid to ward Cuthbert off. Only slugging will do--Blalock finally releasing her hands--licking right and left uppercuts as she leans back tall against the ropes, skidding mitt across Elisha’s face and pate to avoid the shutout, Cuthbert pumped, grinning, bopping back to her corner as she pounds out the points.

R2: Elisha in that tight, attacking crouch, dipping, spitting abrupt jabs and REAMING Jolene an astonishing overhand right at the top of the round. Blalock spun a quarter turn to her right, stumble-bumming around--she’s shook up as Elisha tears in off the exposed left flank. Blalock tackled hard to the ropes, looking rather fawn-like as she cowers upright, sideways---Cuthbert digging her forehead in behind the left tricep and going to town on that tanned lower back, muscular buttocks and sinewy torso with carving lefts and rights. Blalock cudgeled into muted stupor--she’s sagging in the ropes, squaring up, drooping forward--Cuthbert relaxes, starts places her shots. Elisha working methodically--pushing Jolene’s head to either side then digging in around the elbows, doubling up off the body to get uppercuts, bumping and shoving with aggressive shoulders and elbows to grease tall girl upright. No late retribution from JB this round--she covers up and soaks as Cuthbert pummels away bell to bell.

R3: Blalock finally trying to put a plan in place--stepping to the side, trying to create a little distance--more free  flowing action this round as Jolene keeps her back off the ropes. Blalock with her hands stacked loose at midriff--dancing to the left, backhand slapping the jab and turning over slinging rights--coming back once in a while with wide slapping hooks,. But the more effective woman is Cuthbert once again--weaving her upper body like a veteran, timing Jolene’s thrusts, and driving into ribs with bashing rights, rigid, rising straight lefts. Blalock’s slapping combinations can’t compete--willowy blonde routinely forced to skip and dance away from banging heat. Cuthbert beaming: that;s three strong rounds in the bank as she builds an impressive lead on the cards.

R4: Blalock getting her game together. Still, leggy, but stopping to drop in serious rights, pulling the hook across and turning it over--she’s fighting to hurt Cuthbert at last. Elisha still doing a nice job weaving her torso--she’s not getting clipped flush, but she can’t get off the way she has been.; Jolene able to step to her spots, dictate pace, range--Cuthbert has to respect that coiled right hand at all times.

R5: OH! Cuthbert’s caught a lick--sizzling right hand down across her jaw has curvy blonde stepping in fence post holes. Follow up hook doesn’t help, clapping Elisha on the chin, smiting the mouthpiece off teeth--Jolene’s eyes heartless as she zeroes in. Elisha hurt for the first time, staggering back with a windblown expression--her turn to dig in at the ropes and gut it out. Jolene loping in, legs wide--she’s able to adjust distance by leaning in with searing rights, pulling back to lick the hook, constantly prepping the target with a rangy loose-limbed speed-bag jab. In and out, Blalock just keeping it on Cuthbert--long blonde opens up arsenal as crowd starts to roar. Oh those sweeping, gutting hooks underneath--flat, hollow spank off Cuthbert’s toned midriff, freezing up the Krusher, buckling her knees, Booming right hands down and in, cleaner and cleaner over Cuthbert’s left shoulder as she tires, head more stationary, movement slowing. Licking hooks across the chops--Blalock drawing the left hand back across the lips with a nice set-up swipe, dropping in the right hand on top, bringing the right elbow tip back to prime Cuthbert for the next shot. it’s all too much--slinging, bandy-armed lefts and rights landing flush--poor Elisha finally stumbles to all fours, staring mindlessly as the count passes her by. KO5 Jolene Blalock in devastating fashion.

After: For three brazen rounds, Cuthbert made to work--hounding the elegant assassin, beating the body, taking away her range, but JB shows once again why you can’t let up even for one second on her. Fifth round a glorious highlight reel of lanky-limbed sock, not to mention curvy blonde heart--Elisha taking all you could ask tonight before succumbing to the bombardment.

Reposted by Archer 4/4/11.

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