Posted by Simguy on 8/22/2003, 6:41 am.

Before: McCarthy promising some “Old School Jenny” for this fight--blonde big and brassy with the press in preflight, trying to goad laconic Blalock at every opportunity. Jolene riding high as the People’s Bantam Champ--carving her way past the likes of Campbell, Fishel and Dushku--she’s fearlessly facing any and all comers while waiting for a title shot. “Why not take McCarthy?” Blalock asks. “I stay busy, I stay sharp. Everyone knows a couple of losers are squaring off to see who’s going to hand over the belt at some point--what am I supposed to do? Wait until Connelly gets some guts?” Jolene in purple zipper top, yellow bikini bottoms, McCarthy in black bikini.

During R1: Jmac out with aggressive overhand rights, leaping hooks, pressing the pace early and clouting Blalock across the face. Jolene rattled, retreating with awkward, fumbling feet--trying to get the long jab on Mac but it’s tough early. Jenny swooping in with blockbusters, bending low, rotating her torso and hauling heavy with the other hand--she’s landing loud against the ribcage, turning Blalock’s head with wide punching--Jolene just barely taking the edge off with her backpedal, Down the stretch, Blalock finally able to step back in good order, getting the jab out with a little pop--McCarthy runs into it, gets her right hand spoiled and JOLENE CRACKS THE CROSS! Jenny stepping into fence post holes, hands up at temples as she tries to shake off the shot--Blalock striding forward, bending into another searing right--Mac ducking low, goes britches with a bloodcurdling low blow, Blalock sobbing aloud--ref pushing Jenny back and scolding her--Jolene given a moment to compose herself as McCarthy saves herself with a cagey foul.

R2: Blalock lifting the lanky jab off her hip, trying to impose some order from midring--Jenny not cooperating. Mac still gambling with overhand rights, chopping them down and grazing Blalock’s chin, getting the lanky body on her back foot and leaning away. Jenny with a saucy hook to jug, doubles it up, gets Blalock backpedaling to the ropes and Mac bulls in! Jenny With a brawling swarm of lefts and right, walloping Jolene upside the head, then deliberately driving right/left to the trunks as Blalock drapes forward in shock, Ref struggling to separate ‘em and JENNY LANDS A CHEAP RIGHT HAND ON THE BREAK! Blalock dazed, lolling against the ropes--ref has to tackle Jenny back to enforce his instructions Second minute--Jenny attacking out of that slow Marciano torso roll--Blalock leaning onto her back foot at the ropes, trying to work jabs, lean into right hands--Mac lands bone-shattering head-butt hollow against the upper chest! Jolene crying out, sits stunned in the ropes--McCarthy driving in to shove the girl right through the strands onto the apron as the ref jumps in once again! Wild final minute--Blalock just wide-eyed, legs ragged as she backpedals for distance--Jenny hurtling forward, overhand rights and looping lefts cashing in on chin as Jolene hit’s the ropes in disarray at the bell.

R3: Blalock smoldering, striding to midring--she dips her torso and spanks that licking hook up across Jenny’s midriff. Mac over the top with an immediate right hand answer, swiveling Jolene’s head--Blalock back with a sidearm right across the chops, jerking McCarthy a step to her right, Back and forth, murderous punching from both women. Girls trade shaving rights, come back with hooks and JOLENE’S HURT! Blalock’s legs accordion at the knee, then she reels straight back, staring blankly as Jenny stomps forward, pitching as she comes! Blalock stampeded to the ropes, hands at her chest--JENNY GOES FOR BROKE! McCarthy with a sweeping right lands flush on the chin, brushing Jolene’s guard aside, leaving the wiry blonde helpless, tilting--Mac bending her torso right to haul home the left, rolling her torso left to get another right--she’s just ROPING in the punishment. Jolene taking clean across her chops, drooping to her right and BLALOCK GOES DOWN! JB on her right hip, left hand up plaintively and JENNY HELPS HERSELF TO FACE!! Blalock helpless as Mac cuffs her a cheap left hand, then a cheaper, curling right before the ref can tackle her off. IT’S OVER! Jolene shellshocked, can push herself up off that hip--KO3 Jenny Mac!

After: Chaos reigns! Jenny climbing the ring ropes, then hoisted onto her trainer’s shoulders--old beach brawling McCarthy comes out swinging and never looks back! Blalock savaged to the crotch, head butted to her body, hit when she’s down, hit on the break--she’s got plenty to complain about, but the punching Jenny did can’t be ignored. “I DRESSED HER UP!” Mac screams while held aloft--glorying in the moment. One of the great rough-em up KO’s of the year.

Reposted by Archer 4/12/11.