POINTY AND THE SCERBONATOR IN GLASGOW
Posted by Bazz Fight Club
on 3/30/2011, 10:10 pm
"Man this place is cool Pointy. Did you play near here?" Jill Wagner asks as the Bazz entourage enters Braehead arena in Western Glasgow.
"About 60 miles east of here in Edinburgh at Murrayfield Stadium. If we have time I'll take you girls by there and we can do some wind sprints on the pitch." Pointy states as he opens the door to Selena Gomez' training room.
"Cool!" Cassie Scerbo squeals always looking to release a never ending supply of energy.
"We get a couple of days in a historic country and all Pointy can think of is work outs. Quite the cultural journey." Bridget Regan leans into her friend Jill Wagner as they walk behind Pointy and the eager Scerbo.
"Alright! Alright! How are we doing young lady? Ready for the fight of your life?" Pointy smiles wide and hugs Selena Gomez who is getting taped for action.
"Yes sir Pointy! I can't wait until I can get out there and put another win under my belt!" Gomez barks back at the big Scotsman.
"That's what I want to hear! Now let's get you ready to beat this Tointon gir... Well now who is this over here the fifth Beatle?" Pointy continues with his pep talk until he turns and sees the young man sitting in the chair against the wall. He can't help but take a shot at the youngster's haircut.
"Hello sir! Mr. Pointy sir! I've been reading up on Scotland since I've been here and I must say that I was so impressed to hear about your exploits on the rugby pitch. You're like a Brian Urlacher over here! Ugh, it is pitch isn't it?" The young teen says in as forceful a voice as he can muster. He holds out his hand for Poindexter Del Crunchy to shake
"Why yes it is called a pitch. You've done your research but I still don't know what you're doing in here." Pointy scratches his jawline bewildered and shakes the young man's hand nearly cruching it in his bearlike paw.
"Pointy this is Justin Bieber, Selena's boyfriend." Jill Wagner steps in between the two.
"Boyfriend? Boyfriend! Great Ceasar's Ghost this isn't a sorority social! We've got a fight going on here! This is Scotland! I can't lose wearing my blue kilt at home! We can't have boyfriends running loose in the arena! How did you get over here anyway?" Pointy roars looking as if he has been afflicted with a sudden onset of food poisoning.
"What's going on Jusin BEEEEEEEE!" Cassie Scerbo ignores Pointy's tantrum and walks up to Beiber and high fives him and then gives him hug.
"Well that's fine then we'll just go out and lose a fight and then hide in the bushes from the rest of camps in the FCBA when they come around back home. I'm sorry young man but we can't have relationships in fighting! There's no room in fighting for relationships!" Pointy leans over Justin Bieber showing his well over one foot height advantage.
"Easy Pointy we've got it handled. I'm seconding in the corner and the Bee can sit with Jill and Aly in the first row." Bridget Regan steps in to rid the room of panic.
"What about this?" Pointy reveals what he's really worried about when he crooks his head towards Scerbo standing next to Justin Bieber.
"She stowed away on your plane not mine." Regan absolves herself of all responsibility with regards to the mercurial blonde flyweight.
Then as if on cue Cassie Scerbo pulls out a small notebook and begins an impromptu scouting report on Gomez' opponent. "Kara Tointon. Soap opera star over here and winner of two televised dance contests so you know she's got coordination. She's got promise cause she can move and is a good boxer. Unfortunately for her she's also got a glass jaw. She can't handle the pressure Gomey. You got to get in there and blast her early and often. You touch her up in the first round you'll really disrupt any confidence she may have. That's it Pointy."
"Well well maybe you've earned your keep over here afterall lassie. Good for you. Now can you behave yourself for Gomey's sake?" Pointy pleads with the rambunctious fly.
"I'm in Pointy! I just have to have a word with Tiffany Mulheron and I'll be on the team!" Scerbo's caveat doesn't go unnoticed.
"Who in bloody hell is that?" Pointy responds.
"Just another Flyweight that I scouted Pointy no big deal." Scerbo smiles broadly.
"Okay then okay let's get our girl ready! Justin Bieber, Justin Beeeeeeee or Bee, whatever you're calling yourself you'll have to stay out of the way for the time being. By the way where do you get a hairdut like that anyway?" Pointy tells Gomey's main man and hen can't resist following up on the hairstyle.
"Pointy with your hairline you don't need to bother with that sort of stuff." Wagner adds causing Scerbo to double over with laughter.
"No problem Mr. Pointy sir. This is going to be great!" The well coiffed teen adds.
"Seems a bit young. How in the name of flyhalfs did he get over here anyway?" Pointy whispers to Regan while the teen singer smiles in the background just happy to be there.
"Pointy by the time he's through he'll have more money than you, Mr. Bazz and The Wiz put together." She responds matter of factly.
"Well then maybe we'll be giving him a ride home afterall. Well behaved I must say." Pointy turns and smiles at the Bee who smiles at the huge Scot and waves.
Meanwhile the other girls get Selena Gomez for a slam packed house brawl against one of the home crowds' own and in front of her boyfriend no less.
Coming up next: Gomey goes for two straight against the BBU and The Scerbonator leaves her mark in the UK. |
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