Or, "Finally, The Strategic Retreat"
Posted by Bazz Fight Club
on 4/1/2011, 8:47 am
The Bazz lear jet zooms though the sky over the Atlantic on its way back home. Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber sit next to each other holding hands, while the rest of the Bazz girls lounge around the jet in various stages of slumber.
"Nice of the Brits to give us an escort out of town huh Pointy?" Cassie Scerbo looks up at her manager as she looks out the plane window at two British Navy Sea Harriers flying next to them.
"I don't believe that it's as much a lgorious send off as a "your time is up now get out!" good bye." Pointy checks out the plane from the same window.
"Don't know why they had to take my passport though. How's a girl going to get around without that?" scerbo asks.
"Oh I think that's just the point young lady. They are very keen on you staying in close proximity to the Bazz Mansion for a while longer." Pointy replies.
"For how long? I got stuff ta do Pointy." Scerbo seems more concerned regarding her mobility than a few minutes earlier.
"Unfortunately for the rest of your life probably." Pointy says under his breath.
"What? Well I just hope that the Queen enjoys the gift I gave her. She should have it by now." Scerbo explains.
"Yes I'm sure she does... Oh good heavens above! What in the name of causes of World War III did you get her?" Pointy explodes from his seat with a yelp that wakes everyone in the plane up.
"Oh it was a surprise." Scerbo replies to Pointy who has collapsed back into his seat with his head in his hands.
Meanwhile back at the castle:
Kate Middleton walks into the main parlor of Buckingham Palace having been summoned by the Queen herself. She has convinced Prince William to go with her for support.
I must say that that American girl was dreadful> I tell you dreadful. She actually depantsed Tiffany Mulheron and then landed a hand print on her arse that is going away for a month I tell you." Kate explains to her fiance who can't hide a chuckle as he reminds himself to attend the next BBU-FCBA event.
"Oh children please enter." The queen says as she spots the two in the hallway. "I must ask Kate, how did that boxing spectacle turn out last night?"
"It was fine a great event except at the end of the feature match when this American girl put on a horrible display." The future princess states.
The queen notices William smiling broadly. "Were you there?"
"No Mum." Is all the Prince can get out or else he will explode in laughter.
"Betcha wish you were though. Well that goes for myself as well." The queen shocks Kate Middleton who practically swoons in front of her. "I'll tell you what. She may be a wild sort but this Scerbo girl makes a DAMN GOOD PUDDING! Butterscotch too! Do I have to tell you how long it's been since I've had a good butterscotch pudding. Why not since they started rationing for the second world war that's how long! Make plans for a tirp state side for the next PPV. I must meet this Scerbo if only to get her pudding recipe."
Meanwhile back in Philadelphia:
"Hey what's everyone staring at?" The Wiz asks a breakfast table with Serinda Swan, Lis Harnois, Av Lavigne, Jewel and Neve Campbell who are looking at him as if he were a space creature.
"Ugh Wiz did you wear that eye sleeping mask last night?" Jewel asks.
"Of course." He replies.
"Didn't hit the bathroom before coming down either." Swan adds.
"No way! Today's waffle day! I'm not missing out on waffles!" Wiz replies like an excited school boy.
"Was Scerbo over here at all before she stowed away to England?" Lis Harnois asks.
"She brought back a woopee cushion she had borrowed..." And then the Wiz gets it. He turns and looks in a mirror and sees the Never Coming Off brand black mascara that covers around his eyes making him an exact replica of a raccoon. The Wiz lets out a gutteral howl "Scerbo!!!" While the girls laugh at what is written on the back of his white bathrobe in the same black mascara. "April Fools! I've just been puddinged by The Scerbonator |
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