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1 April 2011 Jamie Chung vs Megan Fox

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Posted by simguy on 4/1/2011, 9:24 am

Before: Brenda Song odd woman out as Megan Fox moves into Chung's picture: Fox finally throwing a little Big Celebrity weight around to get her way. "I had to step in against these Sucker Punch girls," Megan explains of the move. "They're talking like they're big Blockbuster-star fighters, but the reality is I'M the only name in that space, and they don't rate. Chung's been the mouthiest, so she gets the beating, but don't think I haven't noticed the same crap coming out of Vanessa Hudgens' slutty little mouth!" Chung all smiles: big fat paycheque in her debut fight, plus she gets to slap Song's face in the process. "When Megan came up with an offer sheet, it was a no-brainer," Jamie says of the deal. "The chance to batter Megan Fox and take the lead going into Summer-Starlet season was way too good to pass up. I do intend to batter Brenda at some point, but if she wants a chance, I want Nina Dobrev first: she's really the only girl working in TV who's pretty enough to match me. But enough about little nobodies - me bytch-slapping Megan's gonna be epic, and I can't wait to push her into the 'forgotten name' pile!" Megan in baby blue bikini with white frill trim about the cups; small white fur gloves (won't cut, but do promote bruising). Chung BRAZEN in a white cashmere crochet bikini identical to the one often worn by Brenda Song; small white fur punching mittens; long black hair tangly-curled/loose.

During R1: Surprising amount of punching as slender starlets disrespect each other's power, leading to pleasing two-way face-pasting. Pretty faces punched side to side - girls panting/gasping/scowling/baring teeth as they take and give in frisky turns. Slender legs trembling, feet stamping about as chins are turned aside...girls stamp-stepping around when smote. Midway through, Chung in medium/close distance, chops in a short right to chin...sees Megan staring...doubles up and nails her righty again. Fox sputtering forward, blinking in confusion: Chung's left hand takes Meg around right tricep to steady her, then it's short, drifting right hands over and over to mouth! Chung: teeth bared, face furious; right elbow in tight to sleek body, that right fist just hacking onto Megan's staring face as Fox looks STUNNED! Crowd squealing, Megan sputtering getting her face punched...her head starts lolling to the side after impact...eyelashes fluttering...there go her knees as Jamie stays a-choppin'. MEGAN'S DOWN! Jamie still has Fox by the right arm, pulling on it while POUNDING DOWN RIGHTY ON UPTURNED FACE - HITTING MEGAN ON HER KNEES! Ref a little late moving in - Chung ringing it up cheap...poor Fox battered loopy, sitting down on her haunches and swaying on the spot. Ref yanks Jamie away by her arm, gives her a shake: pretty little asian looks up at the mook, batting eyelashes and saying "I thot you could hit if she was on her knees?" THE MOOK BUYS IT - explaining to Jaime that she can't keep punching when a girl's down!

R2: Fox up, but woozy, eyes glassy...Jamie comes running and FLYING KNEE TO MEGAN'S BODY! Bony knee tip pounds slender ribs...poor Megan sobbing aloud, folding back into her home turnbuckles, doubling up hurrrt! Jamie BELTING away! Slender arms wailing in sidearm batting trajectories - fur-lined mittens thumping off Megan's flanks. Jamie a sight: teeth bared, dark eyes blazing, black curls drooping across her lashes, OH she's lathering Megan here, just heaping it on. Fox sputtering, easing herself down to hands and knees: snarling little asian girls steps-right, kicks a right foot up into Megan's trembling ribs PAK! Ref pulls Chung away, giving her SUCH a shake...Megan groaning, hugging ribs, rolling on ther back. Megan crying, rocking side to side on the spot, drawing her knees up...Fox viciously fouled into submission - she's not getting up. Comes back KO2 in shocking fashion Jamie Chung!

After: Chung throwing Fox onto the scrap heap with a brief, though wildly entertaining pretty-girl fur-mitten slugfest...Megan blubbering, blinking prettily as she looks around at a suddenly pro-Chung post-fight ring environment. "WEEE!" Chung cries, hands clasped together at her chest as she trembles with excitement for her first in-ring interview. "I knew I was awesome but HOLY COW! I just didn't have time for Megan's crap tonight! So that's her out of the way, now I can get on with beating up a whole bunch of other girls. That girl from Elm Street...whatsername...Katie Cassidy - she'd be a good fit. Still want Dobrev and I'll fight Song as a bonus for getting Nina - that'll give me two strong wins against one stable, to show I'm fierce! Sarah Carter's ready to be blown away, umm...OH: Jessica Alba of course...who else...Lindsay if she's out of jail...Hannah the tramp Spearritt...omg there's just so many hoochies who need to be taken down! I'm just so thrilled, you know - to blow the doors off Megan Fox like she was Lindsay Lohan - it's like I'm some kind of super-hero and these girls are just my little victims!" Flagrant fouls getting some serious scrutiny in the immediate aftermath as Team Fox launches an all out lobbying attempt. Chung expected to face some of the sternest fines ever assessed against a debuting fighter.