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1 April 2011 Carrie Prejean vs Leelee Sobieski

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Posted by simguy on 4/1/2011, 9:26 am

 

Before: Carrie moving up to meet Leelee at catchweight: Prejean not concerned about the Sobieski beef. "A fat, shlubby actress doesn't bother me," Carrie says offhand. "I'm built to compete - I'm a thoroughbred: what's Leelee? More like shortbread!" Sobieski pursing lips, biding her time, staying classy. "I respect the pageant girls," Leelee admits in prefight. "Look at Ali Landry...Vanessa Williams, I mean: those ladies could fight. Would I put Carrie in that company? Not necessarily, but look: she'll have solid fundamentals, and she's hell-on-wheels if she gets you hurt, so I'll be taking her seriously. I expect to hurt her and finish her, but I'm not just sleep walking through camp, expecting to show up and cash in her chips!" Prejean in pink bikini; white gloves; blonde hair pageant-curled. Leelee in black bikini top/leopard print bottoms; black gloves, long blonde hair straight.

During R1: Carrie fighting off her back (left) foot, slapping hooks, spitting jabs while moving away from Leelee. Sobieski parrying shots, walking Carrie down - she's jabbing to the Prejean chest to locate. Down the stretch - Carrie about 5 feet out of a neutral corner, slapping out 'leave-me-alone' lefts and rights...Leelee bending at the waist, dipping side to side to loft haymakers...Sobieski finally connects on a walloping right clean to jaw, swiveling Prejean's head at the bell. Carrie glassy eyed, blinking in shock...tottering backwards a step...tottering to her left...she's basically out on her feet as her seconds come to retrieve her!

R2: Sobieski flat-footed, stalking, jabbing to Carrie's chest: Prejean showing leg, spitting jabs. Carrie's tanned thighs all sinewy and lean as she motors around: she's running, so judges can't give her points, but she's keeping Leelee effectively off the scoreboard.

R3: Leelee stalking, jabbing-jug: Sobieski just getting in range, then hoisting in the right hand. Prejean slapping her hook off the back (right) foot; pivoting-left...occasional punch landing beefy in Leelee's rightside lats. Down the stretch, Leelee dials in, pursing lips while pumping straight lefts and rights up the middle. Prejean face-pasted, legs buzzed...she backs into ropes sputtering, offering back pushy left/rights to at least compete toe-to-toe at bell.

R4: Leelee stalking, jabbing jug, then hooking waistline from there as Prejean legs away. Takes Leelee a minute to hunt Carrie down: SPANKING right between the breasts shunts Prejean into ropes. Carrie baring teeth, starts frothing away pushy left/rights: Leelee pursing lips, edging close - feeling for Prejean's breasts with an extended left hand. Leelee timing the openings, leaning in with slinging right hand power: Prejean brushed back time and again as grazing blows inch closer. End comes in a smashing brace of Sobieski leather: a kissing right to Prejean's mouth; a wide, slapping left startling to Prejean's right cheek, then; a finishing right with plenty of back behind it. Prejean's lashes flutter shut as she's drifting back into ropes all beautiful blonde deadweight - pageant vixen sloughs off ropes from there, heaping-in at Leelee's feet. Prim little smile, Leelee Sobieski - she doesn't want to gloat overly much at the KO4 demolition.

After: "Tracked her down, bombed her out," Leelee sums up in postfight. "Basically, Carrie didn't want any part of Leelee Sobieski - at least not once we got in there bikini-to-bikini. If they'd have stopped the fight at the weigh-in, I guess she'd have edged me on the cards: bad news for her is you gotta follow up the snark with punches. Carrie's what we 'shlubby actresses' like to call 'pre-fight brave'. Whole different story inside the ropes!" Ouch.

 

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