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1 April 2011 Jenny McCarthy vs Grace Park

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Posted by simguy on 4/1/2011, 9:32 am

BEFORE: "We're gonna have to change the name of Jenny's column from 'Jenny Mac talkin' smack' to 'Jenny Mac GETTIN' SMACKED!'" Park hoots in prefight. "I'm going to be all up in her business - not gonna back off...I really don't think she can handle 10 rounds of Grace Park pressure!" Mac rolling her eyes at the idea of Park on top: Jenny with a whole different take on the fight. "Grace has got two huge problems coming into this contest," Jenny says at podium all reasonable. "The first is that Grace Park gets beat by elite fighters. The second is I eat Front Street fighters for breakfast. You add those two things up and you get Grace Park heading into a train wreck. I can't WAIT to get mitts on this chick's ribcage. I won't rule out serious, permanent, structural damage getting done to that chassis. Trust me boys - it's gonna be a write-off!" Grace in bright yellow surfing bikini (H50); small black mitts; hair in ponytail with bangs framing face. Jenny in black bikini; small black mitts; hair in battle bun with bangs framing face.

During R1: Grace at Jenny - flurrying. Pokey jab sorting out Jen's tits; chippy right clipping across Jmac's mouth; right hand brought back across Jen's eyeline, screening the cuffing left hook to jaw. Grace laying in strong after each initial pasting - left shoulder pushing inside Jenny's left shoulder - head in close to Jenny's while long arms lash away right/left on waist. Jenny grimacing, pushed back: her receipts swinging short as long Grace pings away rangy outside, then lays in close to slop it on thick to bod. Mac forced to hold after sponging truly savage lanky body shots midway through: blonde girl's mouth open on brunette's brown shoulder until ref's break. Mac able to suck it up and shake it off, but she can't roll Grace back: Park romps bell to bell - sinewy arms strafing and raking outside; licking and slinging inside.

R2: Jenny upright, trying to box-with: blonde girl jabbing Park to chest; landing the odd swinging right to ribcage...but Grace still pouring on the volume to good effect. Jenny often showing right at forehead/left across her chest, trying to push through the blizzard of Gracey's pinging/poking/chipping/cuffing rangy, non-stop punching outside. Most impressive is Park's commitment inside however - laying in with a shoulder - reaching back to load up punches, then swingin' 'em lusty at blonde waist/ribs. Pounding spank sounding out from Jenny's midsection...Asian girl able to walk blonde to ropes and beat her thick about the middle. More points for Park - she pushes up off Jenny at the ropes, leaving blonde girl hurting.

R3: Jenny adjusts - drawing elbows in, keeping dukes up, crouching low in her stance. Mac bobbing-and-countering...she's getting under Park's sweeping shots, answering back short n' sharp. Grace fielding pounding blows off her face, taking 'em like a champ - but Jenny able to punch-with and land clean in between Park's work. As fighting migrates inside - Jenny's pushing hard with her shoulder - refusing to get walked back: she's answering snappy, snatching licks to Gracey's ribcage - bouncing the mitts off meat, then bringing 'em back quick to help block Park's limber licks. Bell: Jenny's pounded out the points, stabilized her front.

R4: Same again - Jenny bobbing and countering out of her crouch, lighting Park up off Gracey's misses. Inside, Jenny's bouncing her hands off Park's ribcage with authority - occasionally hitting hip or back as girls rotate clockwise. Park doing work and landing as well, but she's getting caught flush and hard, face and body both...Jenny punching hard, accurately from the pocket.

R5: Grace forward, lathering and pasting...Jenny giving ground to ropes. Park looming over Mac as Jenny bends forward at the waist - Grace bouncing rangy licks off blonde hips/back. Grace making liberal use of chickenwing left elbow - pushing Jenny into ropes, constantly nudging at her: Park popping slender hips side to side, generating whippy torque on slinging shots to really beat Jenny ragged. McCarthy bobbing low/keeping elbows in, but not answering back much: blonde girl beaten numb about her body - including a swinging right hand late to gut.

R6: Jenny hopping to her right out of range, generous jugs a-jumpin'...Grace stalking, scowling. Blonde girl laying clever traps, showing her versatility...her hands are at her sides as she roams rings. Jenny waiting on Grace, taking little half steps back to create gaps: Park's blonde-seeking one-twos coming just a smidge short, leaving Grace vulnerable to slamming right hand counters on the chin. Down the stretch, one such counter finally unhinges Gracey's knees: Park stutter stepping forward, forming earmuff; Jenny in close, pops hips-right and licks savage hooks off Park's waistline late. Bell: Park grimacing, gut-shot; Jenny winking saucy at Front Street fighters ringside. Park really busting up around the eyes, wincing as she gets the enswell during the break.

R7: Vicious, brutal exchanges, all around the ring. Mac still counterpunching - creating gaps to draw Park forward, lighting her up whenever Grace's one-twos shoot short. Inside's a savage test of wills - Jenny crouching underneath Park, absorbing the rangy right/left in the body, then slamming back ribs-and-head, both hands. Jenny's head movement very good - even inside she'll occasionally slip under Park's offerings, making Grace miss, then making her pay. Bell: girls still wailing away...ref steps in to push 'em apart. Jenny delighted at Grace's sore-looking face - Park's eyes puffy to slits, lips swollen - Mac shouting: "Beatin' ya to putty, Park!"

R8: Grace stalking Jenny - trying to locate her with long left hands as McCarthy circles counter-clockwise. Jenny hopping out of range, hands at her sides, jubblies jostling...blonde girl cocky, grinning and taunting as Park grimly looks to close. Grace rangy, stepping in with her shots: she misses an elastic right short; steps in with her right foot, loading up her left from a southpaw look...Jenny jumps in, bending in to pull a SCORCHING overhand right onto Gracey's face! Huge, spanking blast pounds Grace out on her feet - her left hand waves as she pitches forward, crashing face first to mat, left arm under her body, right at her side. KO8 Jenny Mac in frightening fashion.

After: Mac loving it - taking the opportunity to plant a foot in the small of Park's conquered back; beating her chest like Kong while bellowing at shellshocked Front-streeters now taking the apron: shattering whack has Grace in a deep, deep sleep. "Chalk up another dancing hooker!" Jenny boasts to BLONDE! Mag in-ring (Grace Park being scooped up in background). "I'm the baddest, hardest-hitting, hottest thing in the bantamweight division, and I won't stand for Grace Park going the distance with me. Not sure they got anything left at ol' 'Hurt Street' - you know? I've taken a terrible toll on those girls - broken their spirit - humbled their bodies. I can see it in their eyes now: when my name comes up, they get that shellshocked, thousand yard stare, and I gotta tell ya - I LOVE that look. I CAN'T TAKE IT: I GOTTA HAVE A LITTLE MORE!" (carnage continued...)