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1 April 2011 Post Fight Mccarthy vs Park

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Posted by Sceej/Wiz on 4/1/2011, 9:34 am

J-Mac makes a beeline for Grace's corner. She can't possibly think she's going to walk Park with all of Front Street at ringside...and she doesn't. Quick as a cat she pulls a pulls a pair of scissors from between the girls, grabs Grace by the hair and snips off a chunk!

Front Street hits the ring but so does security. J-Mac high tails it back to her corner where Palicki has entered the ring protectively, as security surrounds the ring and interposes itself between an irate Front Street and a jubilant J-Mac, who's holding the lock of Grace Park's hair above her head.

McCarthy grabs a microphone and says, "I've had it with the Grand Weirdo and his Dancing Hookers! They took my top! They took my nickname! They took my theme song! Well, now it's time for ME to start taking something, and I've decided on SCALPS!"

The crowd roars and Jenny reaches down into her corner and holds up a belt. "Got myself a little belt here to wear them on! And every time I beat a Dancing Hooker, I'll add HER scalp to my little collection. Park, you ought to be honored to be the first, but you won't be the last!"

Jewel and Neve charge at Jenny but are held back by security. "You're next, Campbell! And you, Jewel! And Allison, you gimmick thief! I'll take them ALL, one by one, and then I just might cut a chunk out of your stupid HAT, Grand Weirdo!"

By this point security is hard pressed to hold back Front Street, so they hustle McCarthy, Palicki, and the Sceej corner out of the ring and back to the dressing room while irate Front Streeters scream obscenities at the retreating J-Mac. In the crowd, the Man In The Hat nods his head, lips pursed seemingly relishing the fact that his opponent has just raised the stakes.

Posted by Sceej Boxing on 4/1/2011, 11:47 am

(brought to you by Jamesons Irish Whiskey - the offical sports drink of Sceej Boxing)

Unauthorized mini press conference ouside locker room to assembled press - Sceej Boxing uses Scrubby Mcgee as a cornerman - not a spokesperson - particularly not when he is drunk, which is ... well, whenever he is awake.

"... Did"ja see it? Did'ja see my little Jenny Mac? Had ta make adjustments mid fight ... dat Park goil is no creampuff ... but Jenny was beauteeful ... just beauteeful! Looked like ray Robinson in d'ere ... was takin it tuff to da body ... an dat Park goil is a wcked body puncher ... my Jenny got inta dat little crouch ... started mangin' space .. then suckin dat goil in ... first inside ... den teasin her outside .. den makin her reach ... den WHAM ... say goodnight, Gracie!"

"Dem racket boys from Philly talkin' about bein' da first stable to retire a figher? Gonna retire my little Jenny Mac? How about dis? How about Jenny's da first fighter to retire an entire stable? Huh? How about dat? Let dat Tractorpull goil write dat up!"

"Great night ... great night ... Palicki ... Jenny ... where da hell is Gena Lee? I didn't even see her? Is she here ... we got big t'ings planned for her too! Now if da ladies and gents of da press will excuse me ... I git an appointment wit a Mister John Jameson, Esquire ... and I gotta watch some film on Duskhu and Diaz