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1 April 2011 Scarlett Johansson vs Sarah Shahi

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Posted by simguy on 4/1/2011, 9:39 am

BEFORE: "I'm totally gonna be jumpin' into Scarlett's business," Sarah chirps gleefully in prefight. "I love that I'm getting this kind of fight - Scarlett's the kind of girl I want to tangle with, and I'm going to do everything I can to get her beat!" Johannson acknowledging her little known, but up-and-coming foe at podium. "I told my people 'no cupcakes'," Scarlett says sternly. "I know Sarah's a tricky foe coming off a loss, but I wanted to be challenged, and I'm pleased that she was available. There's a danger after losing the way I did to Mish, that girls are going to try to bully me: shutting down a little whirlwind like Sarah will keep a lid on that kind of talk!" Scarlett in charcoal bikini in the style of Dr. No; small black gloves; glorious copper-coloured curls unruly and loose. Sarah in purple sport top; black sport bikini bottoms; small black gloves; loose black hair in tempestuous tangles.

During R1: Scarlett aggressive at the open - bobbing on the spot - pawing her right jab down atop Sarah's left - slotting in sneaky left hands to left side of Shahi's chin. Midway through - Paydirt for Scarlett: ramming straight left shocks Shahi's chin - doubled-up left hand poke to face sits Sarah down. Shahi up quickly, but wide-eyed: she's feeling Scarlett early. Final minute - Johannson stalking Sarah - leaning in on right (front) leg to stitch straight left/right uppercut combos to Sarah's face, punching her ropeside. Bell: Scarlett jogging back to her corner, teaching a bell to bell lesson in the first.

R2: Sarah shakes off Scarlett's power - gets after Johannson. Whirling volume from Shahi spooks Scarlett out of her stance - brunette walking redhead down as Scarlett rotates in wide clockwise orbit. Catch-as-catch-can punching from Shahi - she's quickly in, letting hands go in wide, batting patterns: small mitts bouncing off Scarlett's ribs in smarting patterns until she can step away. Johannson trying to walk Sarah into intercept straight left hands: Shahi's up-tempo assaults foiling redhead's plans, keeping Scarlett under pressure.

R3: Scarlett angling into Sarah via lead left straight pokes; jagged/short right uppercuts...redhead pivoting counterclockwise after scoring, keeping her lead (right) foot outside Sarah's left. Shahi getting rung up, but proving a li'l battler: Sarah turning-with, smacking Scarlett wide right/lefts to hips/ribs in spots. Scarlett witheringly accurate here - jerking short right uppercuts to chin/pivoting-right around the contact...slick southpaw picking effervescent brunette apart in a busy third.

R4: Sarah continuing to flood up the middle - whacking rights and lefts patting down Scarlett's flanks, forcing her into scampering retreats. Johannson frowning, not loving the pressure: Shahi showing top-flight conditioning in sustaining rapid pursuit. Minute mark - Sarah traps Scarlett's right under the Shahi left, then whacks a pair of sidearm rights against Johannson's tummy: grimacing redhead forced to clinch as Sarah proves a bully. Johannson hurt, but able to rally: clever counterclockwise pivots around short right uppercut leads; twitching straight left hand leads followed by lean-away right hooks to paste Sarah's face. Shahi's power carries the round, but Scarlett boxes out the minutes, avoiding any more harm with cutey-pie southpaw angles.

R5: Bitterly fought minutes - Scarlett leaning in on lead right leg, no longer willing to give away canvas on the cheap...leads to many more blistering exchanges as Shahi presses her attacks. Sarah busier - maybe even stronger: she's whack-batting hips/ribs in wide, batting patterns - frequently forcing Scarlett to duke-and-cover. Johannson fighting from the pocket: eyes narrowed as she bobs in her stance - erupting to slap-chop straight lefts to Sarah's face; shifting weight to back (left) leg, and; clipping across right hooks to discourage Shahi's pursuit. Sarah undaunted - taking Scarlett's punch, but outworking redhead: brunette skipping away all smiles at the bell.

R6: Shahi rushing in: Johannson checks-chin via stubby right uppercut - pivoting sharply-right to sidestep reckless brunette. Sarah regroups, rushes in: Scarlett issues deft right uppercut riposte, pivoting around the strike. Pinpoint Johannson power punching slowing the pursuit: by the minute mark, Sarah's chastised, blinking prettily - pawing her left against Scarlett's right in an attempt to negotiate distance. Johannson in charge as pace slows - circling to her right to turn Sarah's left flank; pawing and slapping her right jab against Sarah's left; feinting Sarah, keeping her on-edge. Johannson getting it done via sneaky left hands: wide, sidearm lefts taking Sarah in her belly or breasts; straight, slap-chop lefts punching Sarah's mouth; rigid, scraping lefts stroking Sarah ear-to-chin on right side of her head as Scarlett's leaning in close - her head outside Shahi's left shoulder. Patient application of harm has Sarah staring, wobbly butt by the bell: Scarlett all business back to her corner, feeling good about herself.

R7: Scarlett steps up the pace: Sarah's front crumbles. Johannson in that counter-clockwise orbit - penetrating from outside Sarah's left shoulder: everything landing as redhead picks her brunette apart. Shahi stunned early by that clawing left ear-to-chin on right side of her head - Johannson following up, leaning in to stroke Sarah another left, then a clawing right on the leftside jawline. Middle minute - Scarlett steadily reducing Sarah - leading the left hand up the middle - shifting weight to back (left) leg to pull that clip-across right hook against Sarah's face. Shahi wobbly butt, confused: she's tasting class here, and not loving it. Final minute - pair of poke-and-retract stamping lefts humble Sarah's breasts, punching her back to ropes: Shahi gasping, distressed as Scarlett steps in close. Short, cuffing left to right side of Sarah's head; short, ripping right uppercut clips chin, flipping sexy brunette head back. Shahi rocked, sagging against ropes all stunned and shabby: Scarlett still in on her right (lead) leg, dips the right shoulder, jerks the right uppercut to chin again, puts a THIRD right uppercut onto chin and DOWN GOES SARAH! Shahi bedazzled, out on her feet as she tumbles forward off ropes, sprawling face down at Scarlett's face. That's it KO7, Scarlett Johannson.

After: Shahi brought around all startled via smelling salts: little brunette gave a good account, taking 3 of the first 6 rounds to give Scarlett all she wanted. "Whew!" Scarlett smiles in postfight, scuffed but pretty for cameras. "Sarah brought it as expected...very physical woman for flyweight...I would think girls like Kris Bell, Em De Ravin, Hannah Spearritt, Sarah Carter...they'd be really hard-pressed by Shahi. I found holes in her front - placed shots on her, took advantage...but Shahi's a quality fighter. Beating her makes me feel great, and tells me I'm good post-Mishy - no ill effects!"