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1 April 2011 Ashley Greene vs Rachel McAdams

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Posted by simguy on 4/1/2011, 9:50 am

Before: "Our scouts tell me that Ashley Greene will beat a top 5 bantamweight at some point in 2011," Rachel smiles at podium. "They say she'll threaten for the title, if not this year, then definitely next. Polls show that Greene is one of the most feared celebrities at L.A. or Vegas pool parties. Tape of her working out shows us what state her sparring partners leave the ring, and it's not a good, happy state. All of this hype is true, but all of it adds up to one thing: in THIS fight, against THIS woman, Ashley Greene's going to come up short! You may be on your way, Ashley Greene, but you've got one more beating coming on the road to greatness, and it's coming at the fists of Rachel McAdams!" Greene champing at the bit - aggressive poster-child for 'Young Hollywood' can't wait to begin demolition of an FCBA icon. "I respect Rachel MacAdams," Ashley begins coolly at mic, "but I don't fear her, and I will not back down from her. She says I've got a beating coming? Well I say her body can't stand in against mine for 10 rounds of punching. Rachel made her bones inside: I OWN the inside now, and if she wants it back, I dare her to come take it. Rachel McAdams: I guarantee you will come out of this fight older and shabbier than when you went in. My time is right now, and you're in my way!" Greene in teal fighting bikini, hair loose; small black gloves. Rachel in black lace push up bra; sporty bikini bottoms in shades of purple/mauve/yellow in geometric shapes; small black gloves; auburn hair in frisky ponytail with bangs.

During R1: Girls dukes up/elbows in/chins tucked - fighters stepping in to work. Ash knock-knock with the left jab, then she's hooking Rachel's tits; chopping right hand to jaw in tight; scrubbing a pair of close-in right uppercuts to chin; throwing the left shoulder hard to Rmac's chest, backing redhead up. McAdams leaning in, whack-batting hooks to Ashley's tummy as Greene steps-to: torrid trade in right/left uppercuts in tight kisses both chins. Fighters lay in via left shoulder: Ashley pushes Rachel off, walks her down. That's the way off it - gritty, no-nonsense slam-bang punching at close quarters; Rachel retreating after exchanging; Ashley walking her girl down for points.

R2: Girls knock-knock stubby-jabs on the way in, then they're bumpin' and a-scrubbin' at close quarters. Rache digs right to paunch; throws the chickenwing left elbow into Ashley's tits; clips-across chopping right hand in tight to chin - turning the punch over like an armwrestler coming over the top. Ashley guzzles leather like a champ, answers back hup-hup-hup barrage to the McAdams breadbasket...girls panting, pushing, staying in close-and-sweaty as each gets off in turns. Rachel sidestepping while pushing in with left shoulder...she's turning Ash a bit, touching her up from angles, even while staying right in the pocket with Greene.

R3: Knock-knock jabs: who's there? Girls who want to work. Fighters grind in left-shoulder-on-chest, hooking tummy/tits; chopping home blunt little rights to jaw; clipping short-clout hooks to jaw; nipping short-jerk right uppercuts. Ashley ruff with that chickenwing left elbow - nudging and steering Rachel around - occasionally chucking it hard into tits to get Rache to budge. Constant bump and press - when they're not punchin', they're pushin'.

R4: Ashley steadily outworking Rachel - backing redhead up after trading...Greene shrugging off small-glove batterings to come forward and pressurize McAdams. Rachel gasping, getting a little grabby - holding on after hard body blows check her gut, or that carving little right uppercut scrapes chin. Rache tossing it back, but Ashley refusing to give ground or show respect...Greene staking out a hard claim in the trenches, taking canvas away from Rachel, punishing her waist/ribs/head for brutish points. Bell: Ashley lumped up herself, but upbeat...it's a good old fashioned pool-party fight and she's loving it. Rachel? A little shabby, disheveled through 4.

R5: Rache changes tack: spitting jabs from medium range - doubling and tripling up on the jab - showing Ashley a lively leg in sidestepping clockwise. Greene scowling, bulling forward: Rachel not ashamed to slide-step back, issuing check-jabs in retreat, or scoot round the side to turn Ashley's flanks. Much less output from both girls: Greene occupied in hunting Rachel down; McAdams jab-jabbing, staying nimble - touching Ashley for safety-first points through 5.

R6: Rachel SINKS in that hook to liver: first time Ashley's been made to halt as Greene cringes, bunches up hurt. Rache stays close, sorts out Ashley's jugs hup-hup-hup - redhead shrugging in left/right uppercuts in tight, deliberately going where Ashley had said Rache would never go, in prefight. Rache sidestepping-right, turning Ashley's left flank: claw-across hooks tear at Greene's paunch as she turns to stay square. Short, jerking right uppercuts kiss off Ashley's face close-in: youngster grumpy, looking a little sleepy as Rachel's getting off. Rache stays close, but always sidestepping around her work: constant diet of digging hooks to liver, combos to head have Ashley crossing arms in weary frustration late.

R7: Ashley looking to close-and-bang: Rachel won't have it. McAdams light on her feet - willing to circle two or three times before getting an angle she likes...then she'll scoot-to - jab; poke-stab the straight right down into Ashley's midriff; hook Ashley's mouth tight n' biting before withdrawing. Check-jab proving useful for Rachel - she's keeping it in Ashley's tits or face as Greene's coming forward - Rachel sliding back in good order, then turning - neatly disengaging to re-initiate elsewhere. Ashley weathering it all well, but Rachel finding a home in Greene's liver for that withering hook - burying it in Neve-style to keep an aggressive kid breathing hard.

R8: More points for Rachel - she's using the ring, staying frisky - ponytail tossing lively as she steps-and-pokes. Ashley glum, frowning - good forward pressure with her legs, fists curled into hollows of her cheeks, but she's not getting off first - always walking into Rachel's jab, then getting picked off from there. McAdams never standing directly in front for long: she'll dig her hook behind Ashley's right elbow; snap off a combo - then high-tail it out of dodge as Greene gives chase. Ashley SO frustrated - stopping in midpursuit to stand and slap at her tummy, basically daring Rachel to get back inside and fight.

R9: Ashley gets it at last - stepping over to her right to cut off the ring, greeting Rache with a straight right in the mouth as McAdams tries to flank her foe. Leads to more pounding exchanges at middle and close distances: Greene's thumping weight of shot soon proving decisive. Close-in exchanges fun for fans: girls rolling in the pocket as they're getting off, trying to bring hands back to temples under heavy fire. Both girls pasted about the face/shoulders, but both willing to hand in the extra second it takes to hook the midsection stout: both ladies shaken by some serious whacking leather downstairs. Punishing back and forth favours Ashley...Rachel looking a little frazzled, blinking en route to her corner for break.

R10: Hard fighting continues as Ashley's well-conditioned legs cut off the ring and force battle on clever redhead. Rache not shy about trading when she has to: she digs in, hacking and clouting and bumping toe-to-toe with Ashley. Greene's body absorbing Rachel's work; Greene's fists answering...McAdams falling into punch-deficit as young brunette starts to outwork redhead veteran. Brutal close-quarters trade leads to careful Rmac retreats: Rache still firing off stiff check-jabs to make sure Greene's paying a price coming in. Green willing to pay that price - savagely at Rachel with both hands...fight becomes a brutal series of spanking exchanges as neither girl seeks a clinch. Down the stretch, withering pair of hooks to waist sucks the life out of Rachel's legs...she gasps in pain, knees buckling, torso lolling forward. Ashley's left arm brushes Rachel's out to the side; Ashley right fist slams home to breadbasket, then doubles quick to chin...extra insurance right uppercut clips chin as well as RACHEL'S GOING DOWN! McAdams bellying-in - picking her groggy face off canvas as she props on elbows, staring bleakly around. Crowd on it's feet...Ashley sprinting to neutral corner all amped up...8, 9, and RACHEL BEATS THE COUNT! Rache swaying on the spot, all but out: she forms "please stop" earmuff as Ashley storms the gates...BELL ENDS THE FIGHT! Comes back one point duke...Rachel MacAdams!

After: Ashley SO disappointed - shouting "NO!", stamping her foot like an emperor's daughter...all she knows is she had RAchel out at the end. Mac visibly broken down and weary, but grimly jubilant: she takes a page out of the Jen Garner veteran-backboone playbook to help stall Ashley's rising tide for just a tetch longer. "Got her beat," RAchel pants, still obviously hurting in postfight, "that's all that matters. Kid's tuff - very stubborn inside - likes to put her shoulder on you Evangeline Lilly style and work you over. Forced me out of the pocket, but my boxing was too good for her. Look: I know Ashley's coming on strong, but I've said all along that tonight would belong to Rachel McAdams, and so it does. Nice try Ash...now suck it up, quit whining, and get back to work so you can take the next step!"