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1 April 2011 Christina Aguilera vs Britney Spears

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Posted by simguy on 4/1/2011, 9:53 am

BEFORE: "Christina should stick to guerilla warfare, sneak attacks and pearl harbours," Britney snarks in prefight, "when she gets in the ring, she gets exposed. I feel sorry for her - the whole story of Chrissy Aguilera, Celebrity Fighter - is the agonizing search for more power. It's so unfair that girls are BORN with power, and it's pathetic to watch Chrissy waddling in here with more jug-and-tummy in hopes it'll give her some pop...but it ain't gonna happen. I'm stronger - I've always been stronger - I'll always be stronger - and that's just the cold hard truth. Knocking Aguilera out again isn't going to prove anything except that Aggy needs to get in shape and fight Vanessa Hudgens at a more natural weight." Aguilera contemptuous of Spears, the media, the fans...all she cares about is getting Britney beat. "I've spotted Britney 20 pounds in some of our fights and I've STILL had her begging on her knees," Chrissy says, citing mostly non-FCBA confrontations with her rival. "But eventually, people want to see you get it done with your fists. I need to pulverize Britney Spears. I need to leave this girl bawling on her buns, and I think I'm bringing the right mix of speed and weight to make that happen. Britney's stronger, but I've always been better, and it's time she acknowledged that." Spears in yellow bikini; hair in battle bun with bangs framing face; small black gloves. Aguilera in black push up with white lace trim; black velour snuggy-bottoms; small black gloves; blonde hair up, ringlets framing face.

During R1: Surprisingly technical, midring boxing. Britney relaxed, elbows in, right near her chin, jab stitching out quick to Aguilera's face PIK! PAK! Aguilera taking poke, being tuff: Chrissy answering back cuffing hooks, scraping Brit's chin. Spears not running, but light on her feet, circling, working in and out at measured pace: Aguilera more flat footed, stalking, really trying to catch Britney stiff. Spears choosy with the right hand, but effective - little left-side shoulder-rolls setting up slick slip-and-counter right hands: Chrissy feeling Brit to chin late.

R2: Similar at the start - girls setting up midring, touching each other the jab. Minute in - Aguilera in with an overhand right, then snapping hook-off-trunks to get Spears bunched up hurt. Chrissy over to offence - exploring Brit's flanks behind either elbow - Aguilera digging in thick and smart. Spears shying away to ropes, setting up closed-stance pocket: Aguilera solving the look with a series of batting left hooks - taking Britney in her paunch, then straying low to whack those trunks again. Spears whining, grimacing, sitting in ropes: Chrissy Ags pushing in all "I'm big" - straightening Brit up by her shoulders, then working her over. Aguilera's nimble mitts sample Brit's tits, clip-across Brit's chin, then check Brit's trunks via the hook anytime it looks like Spears is starting to breathe properly again. Bell: Aguilera banks a little insurance hook in Britney's groin - Spears in visible agony, hands at her crotch as she sits in ropes - ref pushing Chrissy back and cautioning her to "keep 'em up, Chris."

R3: Britney sets up pocket at ropes, left shoulder pointed at Aguilera as Chrissy takes the bait. Slick slip-and-counter, Britney Spears - she's dippin' and rollin', parrying shots with her left shoulder, answering back at Chrissy via tight, swatting lefts and rights. Britney got elbows in, swatting back at Aguilera with a delivery similar in look to an arm-wrestler coming over the top on an opponent - Brit's arm-action just that tight. Aguilera squaring up and going at Spears Fishel-style: Chrissy's fists spanking off Brit left thigh to left shoulder, but Spears really getting the clean touches in all exchanges.

R4: Spears forms same clever pocket at ropes: Chrissy takes the time to push-in first, bodying up to push Spears into ropes, then whack-batting that nearly straight-arm left to the Spears crotch. Britney gasping, face pinched: trunk-punching adding up, form degrading as Aguilera gets in there. Chrissy working hard - getting her head in between Brit's mitts, rolling both fists to Brit's gut: Aguilera proving a right li'l digger in close, mining Brit's gut for golden nuggets of quit. Bell to bell Chrissy Ags...Spears grimacing, grumpy, doing some beefy clinching to slow her foe down through 4.

R5: Brit midring, loose stance, popping that jab: Chrissy taking on her face, looking startled. Brit sliding in, out, and around - footwork syncopating with her fists: beautiful tapping display of medium-sweet, pinpoint punches picking Aguilera apart. Brit sliding away, dragging lead (left) foot: Aguilera tries to go over to offence but runs into a clapping check-hook off Brit's left hip. DOWN GOES CHRISSY! Clubbing knock drops Aguilera to hands and knees: she's up blinking and panting, well and truly clouted here. Britney sliding in to jab body/head/body; sliding clockwise to turn Aguilear's right shoulder; sliding back into ropes to fit pursuing Chrissy for another slick, swiping left hook as Britney turns torso-right into the ropes. AGUILERA'S DOWN! Chrissy catching clout on her right eye - knees a-knocking - feet a-stamping...delayed effect finally sits her down in a fog as Spears grins happily. Rest of the way a Britney Spears clean up - Brit getting big, taking Aguilera to ropes - pinning her down with left shoulder in the chest, then going body with both hands a-bangin'. Chrissy taking with a sleepy face: lips parted; left hand across her body, right at her jugs as she sits in ropes, shuddering under the heft of Britney's beating.

6: Chrissy banged up, looking shabby...she's shying away with hurt, "how could you" eyes as Britney walks her down. Spears patient here - maybe too patient - marking Chrissy's position via jabs head and body; sneaking in the odd quick-trigger right hand off the shoulder, ticketed for chin. Aguilera sliding along ropes, in constant retreat: Chrissy can't fight backing up, basically lets Brit pick away at her outside, bell to bell.

R7: Britney bullying Chris, pushing her backward: Aguilera setting feet, pushing into Spears to finally stop the backwardation. Minute mark - Chrissy pushing with her head inside Brit's left shoulder - Aguilera lashing away downstairs - right hands taking Britney in the hip; batting lefts whacking again and again to tender trunk-meat! Britney crying out, bunching up: Aguilera with a nice angle on Brit's left side, hacks away vicious rights to hip and kidney, DROPPING SPEARS TO ALL FOURS. Chrissy snarling, stepping to her right (off Brit's left flank) slapping right foot kicks into Brit's exposed ribs! Ref bundling seething Aguilera off: Spears blurting in pain, going to hands-and-haunches all hurt...Chrissy gets a lecture from a strangely passive ref who acts like he's reading off cue cards. Resume: Britney wincing, forming pocket at ropes...Aguilera reaching in, aggressively wrestling Brit's back to cables, squirming in the grasp as Spears ties up. Shoulder-butt in the teeth for Brit frees up Aggie's left arm: Chrissy back into yellow trunks via those slap-batting, wicked hooks! "OHHHH...!" Britney gasps, wilting too all fours off the ropes: she's helpless, head bowed as Chrissy stoops, slap-chopping a right hand knife-edge to Brit's withers! Reft walks Chrissy off; sniveling Britney pulls herself up ropes: final minute a blistering beatdown as Aguilera goes for broke. Brit covered up/doubled forward: Aguilera baring her fangs as she sets herself to bang away right hand after right hand to Britney's leftside hip/ribs. Bell: Aggie pounding in a little insurance - working Britney until ref pulls Chris off.

During the break - Brit's trainer holds her battered face in both hands, getting her attention: "Britney baby: this ref's bought and paid for. You gotta get her outta there girl!"

R8: Brit standing ground midring - stitching in that quick-trigger jab - stepping to her left (away from Aguilera's trunk-seeking hooks!) Christina stalking - bobbing/weaving side to side with dukes curled into chin...cat and mouse as Spears looks to maintain distance. Britney not jumping around here, but showing some supple, strong leg - changing directions to shake pursuit, using feints, touching Chrissy tart jabs. Aguilera rushing to close, paying the price as Britney executes neat hook-and-pivot's clockwise, turning Chris while scoring clout to jug.

R9: Brit spends a minute pin-pointing her jab, turning Chrissy's flanks, then Spears retreats to ropes to set up pocket. Aguilera accepting invitation to set up siege: Chrissy's eyes hard as stone, with trunks on her evil mind. Battle of Britney begins as she works out of a closed stance, using left shoulder to nudge Chrissy back, then turning over that tight, arm-wrestling style hook to clip Chrissy's chin. Brit bouncing her right shoulder against ropes as she leans back to create gaps; Brit leaning back in with sneaky, short right hand chops - really targetting Aguilera's face. Chrissy taking multiple strikes, getting groggy: Aguilera grimly pressing the attack - her left hand batting at belly or breasts, trying to set up chopping rights over Brit's left shoulder. Crowd roaring as both girls working non-stop bump and slug...Britney getting all the best of it. Aguilera's backside wobbling, her face looking sleepy as Britney seeks out belly/breasts/face with either hand. THERE GO CHRISTINA'S LEGS! Aguilera swooning on the spot - falling into Britney's left shoulder, then getting shrugged off and hit hard. Brit so economical here - elbows in tight, chin tucked in behind that left shoulder - nipping, swatting bump-and-belt just beating Chrissy senseless! Hook punches the mouthpiece off Chrissy's teeth, toggling her chin: she's staring, stunned with Britney's nippy little right uppercut finds the chin and switches off power to Aguilera's legs. Christina out on her feet, falling in face-first on Brit, then sliding down haunches-and-head to canvas. Spears walking away, chest heaving...she leaves Chrissy in a puddle, KO9.

After: "Came in big..."Britney pants in postfight, obviously still hurting, "...tried to throw big-jug power at me...didn't work. I'm too strong, that's all. Chrissy can do whatever she wants, she's never going to have what it takes. Not in the ring, she's not."