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1 April 2011 Jessica Alba vs Elisha Cuthbert

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Posted by simguy on 4/1/2011, 9:57 am

BEFORE: "It's over for Jessica Alba," Elisha grins in prefight. "Girls're lining up to steal her heat - she can't stop what's coming. She's still trading off the one big summer she had (Into the Blue; Sin City - ed. note) but she's a hollow shell of the woman who ruled then. She's lost ground on all fronts, and it's time to start making it official in the ring: the 'super-starlet' is giving up her crown!" Alba still supremely confident, despite the pressure mounting on her borders. "Cuthbert's always been jealous of my status," Jessica dismisses at podium. "She'll never fill my shoes, and it kills her that I AM the super-starlet, and she's not. It's gonna be another horse-whipping for 'Lishy, sad to say. She comes in roaring, but she'll go out blubbering - as usual!" Alba in yellow bikini; shoulder-length brown curls; small white gloves. Cuthbert in midnight blue bikini; small pink gloves.

During R1: Alba loose, gangly, swinging 'round her girl in rangy pivots. limber, supple licks from Jess - the flicking backhand jab; the wide, lashing left; sinewy right uppercuts. Cuthbert disciplined - keeping mitts curled into hollows of her cheeks: she's bobbing/weaving, patiently cutting off the ring. Down the stretch, Elisha able to carve tight, palm-down lefts and rights against Alba's hips/ribs as Jessica's swiveling away - not enough to win blonde girl the round.

R2: Cuthbert scooting-in, closing distance faster: she's carving palm-down licks to Jessi's ribcage wide; digging hard up the middle to get after Jessi's abs. Withering fire chasing Alba around the ring: she winded, pouting when she backs away hands-low and eats a crashing wide hook to chin. DOWN GOES ALBA! Jess swept to her back as Cuthbert brays in triumph...stocky blonde girl stomping all angry-butt to neutral corner as Jess scrapes herself up. All Elisha C cleaning up thereafter: Jess laying on ropes, pushing hands on Elisha's shoulders, or covering up earmuff as Cuthbert bulls in to have her way.

R3: Jess back in control with her legs - roaming clockwise all lean and supple. Jess showing her class - able to drop a tangy left/right onto Cuthbert's face while backpedaling...blonde girl stutter-stepping, momentarily stunned by Jessica's sleek leather.

R4: Alba tormenting Cuthbert from outside: Jess leading the odd elastic right hand; arching her back into sinewy left uppercuts; popping hips-right to pull licking left hooks around whippy. Cuthbert unable to penetrate for two minutes - bobbing low, staying patient...down the stretch however, Elisha hunkers down to take a whacking right/left on her hips; she steps-in, unleashes a tight overhand right, bashing Jess on her face as Alba's trying to lean out of range. DOWN GOES ALBA! Spanking face-blast drops Jess to her back - head near ropes: Cuthert blowing off her right mitt like it's a smoking six gun as woozy Jess props on elbows.

R5: Jess back in charge with legs - long, lithe lines dominating the ring. Cuthbert well-protected - keeping elbows in/dukes up as she bobs low/creeps forward...but Jessica's lashing blonde flanks - bouncing the odd buggywhip right hand off Elisha's back with wicked thump. Cuthbert paying a steep price to close-and-bang, but bang she does: landing in spots with clubbing work flanks-and-midsection.

R6: Classy, leggy shutout, Jess Alba. Jessica gliding around the ring, circling Elisha as shorter blonde circles the wagons. Cuthbert grim in the pocket - bobbing, trying to protect her chin: Alba sticking punches at exposed flanks, and cruel about 'Lishy's back with swabbing thump-skid leather. Elisha lunging up out of her crouch - desperate for contact: Jess leaning out of range - often touching Cuthbert a check-jab in the mouth just for good measure.

R7: Elisha able to tackle Jess to ropes early - roughing Alba up as Jess tries to clinch - stocky blonde girl jamming away stubby lefts and rights in the grasp. Ref's break resets girls midring - Jess getting back into glide-and-poke mode. Cuthbert weaving forward - searching for Jessi's midsection with the reaching right lead. Jess slides out a slinging right cross - missing over the top as Elisha sideslips low and to her left: Cuthbert lunging in via sweeping left hook, neatly toggling Jessi's chin as Alba's leaning back hands-low. HEAD-SWIVEL JESS ALBA! Gorgeous blast rocks Jessi's world...Alba's eyes rolling back - lashes fluttering shut - lips parting in shock...she hits canvas hard - head and both arms slapping mat as her legs stretch out straight. IT'S OVER! Jessi all hooked to sleep and helpless...Cuthbert rushing in to punch down on Jessi's upturned face MMA style - bodied off just in time by vigilant ref. KO7 Elisha Cuthbert.

After: Cuthbert on a career high roll: gunning down Love Hewitt and Alba back to back, setting herself up as a potential heir to Jessica's super-starlet status. "I'd say i definitely am the new 'it' girl," Elisha says confidently, "because let's face it, I just laid the old one out cold. I know Olivia Munn thinks she's hotstuff, and a blonde-assassin: I'm one blonde who's not afraid of her, so that's one idea. Plus freakin' Minka: Minka thinks SHE'S hotstuff and I need to stop that crap, so that's definitely work I need to do as well. And the championship - don't forget that. Best girl in the division needs belts, right?"