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3 April 2011 Jamie Chung vs Nina Dobrev

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Jamie Chung 01.jpg Nina Dobrev 01.jpg

CELEBRITY BOXING AFTER DARK

Posted by simguy on 4/3/2011, 10:12 am

Before: Bodies hit the floor...legs writhing to grip around rival waists...fists buried in offending hair...fighting starlets waste no time getting physical in tempestuous pre-fight sessions. "She's a little pig," Nina snarls at podium, hair disheveled. "She cheated to beat Megan - and anyone who needs to do that is obviously a weak link. I'll slap this girl apart - fast and easy!" Chung waving away the notion that she fouled Fox to get a cheap win...is Jamie the new face of young hollywood? "Just win baby!" Chung chortles at the mic. "You do what you need to do. Megan's a loser - the stuff she did was the wrong stuff: MY stuff was the right stuff. People who thought I fouled are all like 80 years old - get a grip! it's the 21st century folks - deal!" Nina in bright baby blue/dark blue two toned fighting bikini; small navy fighting mitts; hair in long loose tangly-curls. Jamie in dark blue bikini with baby blue pin-dots; small powder blue mitts; long loose black hair.

During R1: Lean, slender vixens standin' and pitchin' like a couple of fireplugs...Chung eventually getting the better of the deal when a slinging pair of right uppercuts forces Dobrev back. Leads to general Dobrev retreats...Jamie stepping in stiff jabs head and body; leaning into slick right hands to chin; lashing wide left hooks sleek to Nina's rightside flank. Bell: Nina pouting; Jamie smirking, making flirty eye contact to taunt her rival upon separation.

R2: Nina taking punishment as Jamie greases away slick left/rights in combination: Dobrev willing to take in order to lash right hands to the Chung ribcage. Takes two minutes of stubborn pursuit, but Dobrev finally forces Jamie to give ground...Nina closing, bending in whippy-backed and slinging that right hand CHUP! in behind Chung's left elbow.

R3: Same again - Nina jabbing to negotiate distance, then swinging in rangy right hands CHUP! to body. Chung whimpering in receipt, shying away: she's still dressing up Nina's tits and face in slick left/right punching patterns, but Dobrev won't be discouraged.

R4,5: Nina's plan very evident now...jab-jab-jab her way close, then bounce the right uppercut off Jamie's stomach, or curl wide sidearm rights round Jamie's left elbow. Debilitating body work has Chung grimacing pretty, gasping and shouting out...Jamie in rubbery-legged retreat. Nina heartless with her young foe - gypsy eyes all dark and furious, lips curling...Dobrev shrugging off brisk face-and-jug pastings to press her attack to the Chung ribcage.

R6: Jamie limber to her left, keeping her distance, using a flick-flick-flicking jab to keep Dobrev off. Nina in stalking pursuit - glaring furiously, keeping hands up...Neens just not cutting off the ring, letting Jamie be cute and elusive in the sixth.

R7: CRIPPLING Dobrev body attack - jabs up top setting up withering short right uppercuts to stomach, or the wide-slinging right to flank-ribs. Jamie sobbing aloud, staggering into ropes...her tear-stained face pleading with Nina to stop, even as Dobrev presses the attack. Jamie trying to slug her way off the ropes - kissing Nina supple uppercuts; slopping a right hand, sidearm buggywhip to Nina's ribs, but Dobrev won't budge. Nina viciously at her girl - left hand jabbing Jamie in the mouth; right hand pounding and chopping at body. Down the stretch, Nina's left grips the back of Jamie's left wrist, pressing Jamie's left hand to her chest while delivering whacking right hands, ribs and tummy. It's Nina just pushing-in, stuffing tummy full of right hands, chopping at left-side ribs/hip...it's just too much. Jamie crying out, slumping in ropes...ref comes to her rescue as nothing's coming back. TKO7 Nina Dobrev.

After: Nina keeps hold of Jamie's left wrist, pushing in close and shouting hot in her weepy face: Nina D leaving no doubt as to who she think's better, until ref pulls her off. "She's just a whiny little tart," Nina insists, still scowling like a Bulgarian princess. "She's not a fighter - she just wants to prance around and have people look at her, but she doesn't want to have to work inside the ring. Yes, I'm an amazingly beautiful starlet, but I ALSO bring the fight - that's the difference between me and the rest of these girls!"