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9 April 2011 Introduction Bantam Bash at the Asylum

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Posted by Results By Sim/Words By Wiz on 4/9/2011, 8:06 am

As Avril Lavigne's "What The Hell" blares from the speakers the camera pans around the arena and then zooms in on Jennifer O'Dell.

O'Dell: "Good evening, ladies and gentlemen! I'm Jenny O'Dell along with Jenny McCarthy and four big, strapping security guards welcoming you to Bantam Bash At The Asylum! And, Jenny, I've been told Wiz hired these four big young studs just to protect YOU!"

McCarthy: "To CONTROL me is more like it! The Weirdo's afraid I'll bytch slap one of his dancing hookers!"

O'Dell: "Well, either way, they're here and so are we and we're moments from the first match, so let's go to the pre-fight interviews!"