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9 April 2011 Fergie vs Allison Mack

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Fergie 01.jpg Allison Mack 06.jpg

Bantam Bash at the Asylum Arena (Philadelphia, Pennsylvania)

Posted by Results By Sim/Words By Wiz on 4/9/2011, 8:17 am

BEFORE:

"Elodie Frege is going in the history books as the first BBU-America fighter to win an FCBA fight," says Fergie. "Well, Fergie Ferg is going in right beside her as the first BBU-America fighter to win one on American soil...and the first one to starch a ranked fighter. Pull back the camera, boys. Take a look at this body. Fergalicious, baby. Coming in curvy. Gonna match power with her. Gonna grind her up like Fishel did. Then, I'm gonna take her out. Body against body? She's got no chance. I repeat: Fergalicious, baby."

"Sure, Fergie's dangerous," Allison says with a shrug. "She can hit. She's fit. But Mack The Knife is in a different league. She thinks she can go body to body with me? She's just about to find out how wrong she is. Painfully wrong."

ROUND ONE:

O'Dell: "And we're ready for the main event, J-Mac! Fergie coming down to 'Fergalicious', stripping off her robe to reveal a deep red bikini top and matching short shorts..."

McCarthy: "She's definitely curvy tonight!"

O'Dell: "Waiting now for Allison Mack..."

And, from the speakers, come the familiar strains of Allison's theme song...

"Oh the shark, babe...
Has such teeth, dear..."

McCarthy: "This is bulls**t! Unbelievable!"

O'Dell: "Mack climbing into the ring in her black robe with the blood-dripping knife and the words 'Mack The Knife' in red on the back..."

McCarthy: "UN. Believable!"

O'Dell: "Takes it off to reveal a powder blue bikini top and matching shorts."

McCarthy: "Well, Fergie certainly wins the pre-fight! No doubt who has the better body!"

O'Dell: "Looks pretty close to me, Mac, but we're about to see who the better fighter is. Round one underway, and this looks like a replay of Campbell/Morissette, the two fighters in close, banging away, working to the body..."

McCarthy: "Fergie said her plan was to wear out Mack to the body, and that's what she's clearly after in there."

O'Dell: "And Mack's game plan looks to be the same. Plenty of work inside. Neither girl backing up a step and that's the first. Nothing in it. Even round."

ROUND TWO:

O'Dell: "Allison getting some advice from Britney in the corner. My Hall of Fame classmate seems pleased with that first round. And, there's the bell for the second, and we're right back to it. The two fighters inches apart, banging away."

McCarthy: "Fergie's matching Mack shot for shot in there. I wonder if Allison's starting to think this isn't the best game plan."

O'Dell: "Doesn't look like it, Mac. Allison still digging away in there as the bell rings. And we've got another even round."

McCarthy: "Agreed. Although if the judges have scored it differently, one of the girls might have a lead here."

ROUND THREE:

O'Dell: "Third verse, same as the first, Mac. Allison and Fergie right back at one another inside. Banging way to the body. Each trying to back the other up and neither managing to do it. You're shaking your head, Jenny..."

McCarthy: "Mack's fighting stupid right now. This is clearly what Fergie wants, a war of attrition inside. Why give it to her? If the REAL Mac The Knife were in there, I'd get on my toes and box this girl!"

O'Dell: "That's not Allison's plan. She's willing to stand toe to toe and slug, and Fergie's not backing off. This is nasty, chin-on-shoulder banging. And that's the end of the third, and I think you've got three even rounds."

McCarthy: "I don't disagree, Jenny. This thing is dead even through three."

ROUND FOUR:

O'Dell: "Ready for round four and the tactics aren't changing. The two fighters back at each other in close...AND MACK IS ROCKED! BIG LEFT UPPERCUT FERGIE!"

McCarthy: "Mack's covering up! She's hurt!"

O'Dell: "Fergie taking full advantage! She's all over Allison! Backing her into the ropes, banging away to the head and body. Mack covering up. Clinching. Fergie having her way downstairs. Working the lats, banging in shots behind the elbows, bouncing punches off Allison's guard. Mack can't get off the ropes here, Jenny! Fergie in total control! And that's the end of round four, and there's no doubt that one was all Fergie!"

McCarthy: "Check the replay here. Here's the uppercut. Mack ducks under a right hook, and Fergie's follow up left catches her flush. Snaps the head back. Wobbles the legs. From here on, Fergie dominated."

ROUND FIVE:

O'Dell: "Got a mic on Britney in the corner here. Let's listen in."

Britney: "That's all she's got! You just took her best shot! You've got her! Now go get her a**!"

O'Dell: "And we're underway in the fifth and Allison taking Brit's advice to heart. Right back at Fergie. Working to the body. Starting to put punches together. And Fergie can't hold canvas! For the first time, Mack backing her up. Banging those abs, then going upstairs with some nice hooks. Fergie forced onto the defensive and Allison is all OVER that paunch. Banging away, bringing down Fergie's guard, really working those abs. Fergie tying up, shoving Mack away, but Allison relentless, right back at her. Jabbing to the face, hooking to the belly. Some nasty shots down there! And that's the bell. That was a big round for Mack. And she slaps hands with Britney as she gets back to the corner!"

McCarthy: "This is a fight neither of these girls want going to the judges right now. They've clearly won one round each, but those first three could have gone any way on those cards. If I'm in this fight, I've got to take her out of there or dominate the second half or I'll be sweating the decision."

O'Dell: "Good point, J-Mac!"

ROUND SIX:

O'Dell: "The sixth begins and we're right back at close range. Mack crowding Fergie, going back to the body. Fergie firing back! Catching Mack with a hard uppercut to the chin there. Allison takes a step back but counters with a crisp combination that stops Fergie in her tracks. Mack back in tight, working the body. Another uppercut, Fergie! And again Allison countering with a jab/hook combination upstairs then sliding back in close. And that's it for the sixth and, again, Mac, nothing in it!"

McCarthy: "I'm telling you, these girls don't want this going to a decision! No telling what's on the scorecards. As you know, Jenny, as a fighter, you aren't thinking about the scoring. You only know what your corner tells you, but the corners hate fights like this. You've got no idea if you're ahead or behind six rounds in!"

ROUND SEVEN:

O'Dell: "Round seven underway and Mack and Fergie right back at it. Allison back to the body, working the midsection, but showing some slickness in there now. Sidestepping, giving Fergie some angles. Fergie not able to land those uppercuts, but Allison still working over those abs. Banging away to the paunch, slipping Fergie's punches, bobbing and weaving in there. This is classy stuff, Mac!"

McCarthy: "The REAL Mac The Knife would have been doing this five rounds ago!"

O'Dell: "Well, Allison's doing it now, and it's working very well. There's a combination to the body by Mack and the bell to end round seven. And that was ALL Allison Mack.

McCarthy: "Check the replay here and you'll see Allison getting off to the body here, then slipping Fergie's counter. Good head and foot movement there."

ROUND EIGHT:

O'Dell: "Back to live action, and Mack back to work on Fergie's body and all that work is paying off, it looks like. Fergie starting to slow a bit, but Mack keeping up the pressure, banging away to the body, sidestepping punches, showing angles, turning Fergie."

McCarthy: "Fergie's getting beaten to punches right here, Jenny."

O'Dell: "She sure is. Allison getting her work done to the body, really working those abs, and backing Fergie up again as the round ends. And that's another for Mack."

McCarthy: "Check the replay here. Watch Mack slipping Fergie's counters and turning her. Fergie's output really fell in that round, Jenny."

ROUND NINE:

O'Dell: "Live action again now as the ninth is underway. Mack back to work downstairs. Working that body. Still concentrating on the abs. BIG RIGHT HAND ALLISON! FERGIE'S HURT! Fergie put wobbly-butt and Mack climbs aboard, hammering away to the midsection, backing Fergie into the ropes. Fergie trying to answer back, here, but Allison smothering, slamming hooks into the midsection, banging punches into the ribs and lats. Fergie taking it thick here, tying up Mack's arms, but Alli punching free. Fergie bunching up. All Alli bell to bell in the ninth!"

McCarthy: "Brutal round for Fergie there, but she hung on. Took the punishment and she's still standing. Still has a chance here with so many rounds close."

TENTH ROUND:

O'Dell: "Last round and Allison's wasting no time getting back on Fergie. Walking her back to the ropes and going back to work on the body. This is Neve Campbell influence, all these Front Street fighters and their body work. Just my opinion, but I don't think it's a coincidence. Mack driving Fergie into a corner her. Banging away at that paunch. Fergie tying up, handing on. Mack hooking the kidneys, burying another in the tummy. Fergie wincing in pain. There's the bell. That's another round to Mack. And a lot of respect being shown here as Mack and Fergie hug at the bell!"

McCarthy: "Fergie just wearing down near the end here, Jenny. She had a good start, but all that body work from Mack was too much..."

O'Dell: "Let's go up to the ring for the decision."

Ring Announcer: "Ladies and gentlemen, the scorecards have been tabulated and the winner by unanimous decision...Allison 'Mack The Knife' Maaaaaacccckkkk!"

"Oh the shark, babe
Has such teeth, dear..."

McCarthy: "UNbe..what? Stop talking in my ear! I know it's time to throw it to O'Dell in the ring!"

O'Dell: "Up in the ring with Allison Mack, and, Allison, there's a lot of talk about who the best bantam at Front Street is, but I think she might be in the ring with me right now!"

Allison: "She is. She's standing right next to me. She's my workout partner. She's in the Hall Of Fame. And she's done more to help me in the ring than just about anyone. But, I want to say a word about Fergie, too. Gutty. Tough. Hits like a truck. I finally got to her. But it sure as hell took a while. And...HEY, MCCARTHY! DON'T YOU BE STARING AT ME! IVE GOT ENOUGH LEFT FOR YOU! YOU'RE BRAVE BEHIND THOSE SECURITY GUARDS! COME ON UP HERE, YOU HAS-BEEN! I'LL GIVE YOU A TASTE OF THE REAL MACK THE KNIFE!"

Again, Jenny can be heard screaming off mic. "I'LL SLAP THE TASTE OUT OF YOUR MOUTH, MACK! YOU'RE LUCKY I'M NOT IN THAT RING..."

O'Dell: "And, until the next time someone signs your committal papers, that's it from the Asylum! Good night everyone!"