Posted by Simguy on 5/20/2001, 8:55 am.

Before: 2 weeks are refereeing Pam Anderson/Fabiana Udenio, Kiana comes out of semi-retirement--lured back to ring by Playboy deep pockets and a sweet back end deal. Sinewy look to this match, both girls long and lean--Kiana the harder hitter but she's been in 10 years of hard fights: Jolene’s got the fresher legs. Jolene in white cashmere bikini, white shoes and gloves, Kiana in pink bikini, white shoes and gloves/ Fought outdoors at the Playboy LA mansion.

During R1: Kiana boxing for the shutout--tactical round as Tom lifts the jab off her hip, lopes after a leggy Blalock who’s circling the perimeter. Both girls keeping the right hand cocked, carrying their hands loose and low.

R2: Jolene unfurling her own jab, spanking it against Kiana’s hard stomach, bouncing it off the Hawaiians forehead. Tom cutting off the ring, slinging right hands down against Jolene’s flat belly, trying for the nwrap-around hook that misses as Blalock leans back out of range.

R3: Jolene continuing to outwork Kiana--Tom guilty of loading up, waiting for the perfect spot while Blalock slaps out jabs, bends into right hands, then pivots around the Polynesian exotique. Both girls licking hard single shots to the body--slender, rangy physiques beg to be tested downstairs--Blalock doing the more significant damage, able to step in and sling that right hand hard against dusky tummy.

R4: Kiana steps it up, trading lanky right to the stomach and Blalock pulls away with a pinched expression, Tom walking her girl down, jabbing off the hip, stepping in with the sidearm slugging right to the waist, then pulling the whippy hook into Jolene’s jaw as Blalock wilts against the ropes with vacant eyes. Tom widening her stance, twisting in savage licks--fists shattering off Jolene’s eyes, as Blalock breaks down, wincing and buckling under pressure, Final minute--Tom punching herself out--Jolene starts to work--backing Kiana up with choice licks against Kiana’s bulging coconuts. Kiana looking a little slack jawed, not answering back, stooping forward slightly as Jolene wears out the tanned waistline at the bell.

R5: Jolene starts the flat foot slugging--girls at power punching range, feet wide part, leaning in towards one another and lashing away to the body and jaw with wide, limber haymakers. Tom seems stunned at first, shaken as Blalock’s fists bounce and smack off Hawaiian ribs and chin, but Tom starts to answer at the minute mark. Kiana twisting, pulling her fists in slicing arcs into Jolene--Blalock stops punching adds up as Blalock starts to crumble--she buckles forward, taking merciless abuse to her sides and up underneath as Kiana looms over the girls , laying in the leather. Jolene can’t take it==she droops to all fours, sobbing for air, grimacing in agony, but beats the count. Down the stretch it’s JOLENE coming back, wading into Kiana, hurting Tom as she beats the Hawaiian to splattering blows to the solar plexus and swiveling Tom’s head with looping rights and KIANA GOES DOWN! Tom stumbling sideways, eyes glassy, then dropping to one knee as Jolene strides forward--both girls starting to swell and puff up nicely after 5.

R6: Kiana walks into Jolene--left hand at her side, right at her stomach, brazen--Tom just WELTING away at the hips, belly and jugs as a stupefied Blalock melts back into the ropes. Jolene open-mouthed, crippled to the body, hugging herself as she turns sullenly left and right, trying to blunt the punishment. Tom just slathering it on thick--edging in close with her left shoulder, then lugging in the right uppercut, leaning onto her back foot to pull the hook across, leaning onto the front foot to loop in the right hand. This is heartless, heartless stuff--Blalock beaten sleepy at the ropes but refusing to go down--she’s tilting helplessly, getting rocked back and forth. As Jolene buckles forward, her body flinches in pain as Tom digs murderously into her side behind the right elbow. When Jolene lolls backwards, Kiana clouts the jaw, swabs the jugs, and lavishes flat belly with lashing hooks, Referee lets it go on and on and on--Kiana allowed to work with bludgeoning, free-swinging malice until FINALLY, the man steps in. Blalock butchered, out on her feet--TKO6 Kiana Tom.

After: Brutal beat down stoppage win for Kiana, but pundits worried by many tell-tale signs. The looping shots, the head-on assaults--Kiki looks shot to some, rusty to others as she works hard to batter a girl she likely would have annihilated in her prime. Jolene savaged despite being competitive throughout--fight should have stopped much, much earlier in the sixth. Ref must have really wanted that autographed Kiana-issue Playboy.

Reposted by Archer 4/21/11.