3 Blondes vs. 1 Brunette

Posted by Simguy on 9/27/2003, 9:10 am.

Krushers Inc, in conjunction with BLPNDE! Magazine add a little spice to this already piquant bout. In between rounds with the girls on their stools--instead of the usual ring card girls prance--4 blonde and one brunette slide into the ring (blondes dressed in tawdry pale blue twist tied halter tops, navy boy cut trunks, white shoes--brunette in black twist tied halter, red Calvin Klein boy cut cotton undies, white shoes) for some pro-style  wrestling action, Brunette starts out confidently enough, all smiles, bouncing one foot to the other, putting moves together--but she’s quickly broken down by the concerted effort of 4 hardhearted blondes. By the third round, blondes are trunk-tossing the limp and stunned brunette into the ting, taking their time to work her over with usual assortment of double DDT’s, slams, over-the-knee backbreakers, etc. During the 3 minute boxing action--brunettes doubled over, trying to get it together outside the ring, surrounded by her blonde entourage who hand her water-bottles, tend to her with mocking expressions of sympathy, try to revive her for the next  segment. Hey--anything to give the PPV buying public its money’s worth. Call it value-add.

Reposted by Archer 4/24/11