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24 October 2003 Jessica Alba vs Britney Spears

Page history last edited by Archer844 12 years, 9 months ago

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Posted by Simguy on 10/24/2003, 6:12 pm.

Before: Most rivals start out as enemies and go downhill from there--Britney and Jessica once best of friends and comrades in arms--it’s a special bond of hatred they share. “Some girls just won’t stay beaten,” says Britney at the podium. Every once in a while you  have to put them in their place and that’s where Jessica and I are at. It sounds harsh, but that’s what this amounts to: me keeping Jessica down just like she always THOUGHT I was doing, only now she’s made it for real with her obsession.” Alba shaking her head her side of the dais, gets out of her chair, pulls up her tank top to reveal perfect dancer’s abs. “You gonna keep THIS down? I don’t think so, Take a good look at what you’re up against, b###h.” Nobody flashes abs at Britney Spears--B lifts up her tank, girls stand with tuff chick scowls on pretty faces, buff tummies exposed--officials move in before this things can explode. Spears in pale blue sports top, tied in the back, navy boy cut trunks, pink shoes, Jessica in black dance bra, black boy cut trunks, white shoes. Hard hearted stare down during ring instructions, both sets of eyes making a solemn promise: no mercy.

During R1:  Jessica giving up her height early to attack Britney’s midsection--brunette laying in close, licking limber lefts and rights against Spears’ golden abs and ribcage, backing her up, Spears grunting, getting the worst of it and keeps lacquering the body. Down the stretch, Brit retreating to a corner, rolls a whippy overhand right from Jess, comes back with a gorgeous short right uppercut on the chin and ALBA GOES DOWN! Jessica dropped to her buttocks--shocked look as she blinks up at Britney--cold stare from the blonde as the ref pushes her back. “You never could take it, Jess,” taunts Britney as she’s bodied away.

R2: Jessica out fast again, couple of long jabs to close, then she’s back on Britney’s body. Spears standing her ground this round, knows what Jessica wants--she lays in to hustle leather back and forth with the body-hungry brunette. Jess keeping her chin out over Britney‘s shoulder, trying to palm up on the blonde’s biceps, then dip and rip her uppercuts to the ribs with a powerful lanky stroke, But Spears is more compact, better defensively on the inside--she’s keeping her hands low, relaxed against her body,  blocking a lot of shots and snatching back at Alba’s firm torso with nifty chops, Spears pushing in, then stepping out, walking Jessica into punishment--blonde carves out a busy round as girls slug head to head.

R3: Jessica going to the jab more this round, flicking it back hand off her hip, nice and leggy as she uses the ring, makes Britney the pursuer this round. Spears with the left hand down, right at her chest, using supple torso rolls to slip Alba’s offerings, then trying to step in with the short right--dazzling display of ring generalship from both women as they dart and slide around the ring, grazing one another with power shots, Jess separating herself late with some long, lashing lefts and rights against Britney’s flanks--blonde has to cover up and take at the bell as Alba gets on board.

R4: Britney storms out of her corner, spitting jabs to brace a surprised Jessica up against the ropes, then it’s a FUROIOUS bombardment to the hated belly and ribcage if the brunette. Alba gritting her teeth, trying to cover up and twist with the punishment, but Britney wont be denied--blistering rights and lefts, brawny shoves--blonde just squaring up and going at her girl and ALBA TAKES A KNEE! Jessica blinking back how-could-you tears and she’s up shaky--ON COMES BRITNEY! Spears staying low, getting her head under Jessica’s chin, levering her back and POUNDING away, palming back those slender hips to make room for the beating, ALBA WON’T GO! Jessica hunkering in close, tightening up her lanky strokes, shoulder0shrugging sexy left and right uppercuts and banging away punch for punch with Britney. Bell sounds, girls struggle to keep hustling in leather--savage give and take finally broken up by the ref as girls writhe, snarl to get back on.

R5: Animalistic battle continues--girls not abandoning heir professionalism entirely, but both want to get close and work, committing totally to the destruction of the opponent at the cost of any other consideration, bit more distance between fighters this round--Alba getting the better of withering trade as the girls lean in with rights, twist back with hooks. Jessica patiently banging away, rooting Britney out of her strongholds, backing her up, Midway through, a comeback hook off a right hand catches Britney in the sternum--Spears going clammy, staggering slightly. Alba stays in her, lanky right hands over top, whippy hooks underneath, swaying in and out on long legs--Spears not punching back as the round progresses, Final moments all Alba as Britney covers up at the ropes--blonde gnashing her teeth as brunette pokes a little jab into the high guard, then LICKS hook to ribs, then turns her shoulders to the right to pull home a walloping hook on the ear. Lanky right uppercut pops Britney’s head up pretty, Jessica puts the hook on top--big head swivel Spears as the crowd roars, blondes curvy legs hold her up at the bell as Alba chests up and bellows triumphantly in Brit’s face, “YEAH! Baby you are HURTING!”

Spears/Alba conc.

Posted by Simguy in 10.24.2003, 6:14 pm.

R6: Spears gritting her teeth, sitting in the pocket and punching with Alba--blonde timing her punches perfectly, clipping Alba the right as brunette just misses, swatting Alba the hook as Jess swings wide. Alba staggers back from an early exchange--upbeat Britney bats her gloves together, nods savagely, hops in for more. All around the ring, Britney AT Jessica, hounding her, snatching right/left at her ribs, jabbing her as Alba backs out--blonde on the hunt. Midway through, Spears beating Alba’s waist along the ropes--blonde comes off the body with a sumptuous right uppercut--rocking Alba’s head back pretty and leaving her stunned--Spears immediately reaches under her girl’s arms to chest her into the ropes, propping her up for punishment, One-sided, heartless beat down to the bell--Britney bumping in hard with her left shoulder, extended left elbow, dig-banging away downstairs with rapid combos--Alba all pale and wan at the bell, hanging on hurt, Britney shoves her off, forces eye contact, refusing to let Jessica by until referee intervention.

R7: Jessica giving ground, chased to the ropes by a storming Spears, Alba bending at the waist, swaying left to pull a looping right onto Britney’s onrushing chin, swaying right to clock her the hook and SPEARS GOES DOWN! Britney stumbling to all fours, face first to the ropes, groggy, disappointed at having been lured into Jessica’s signature move. Alba sidestepping away with a beaming smile--after Spears takes a wobbly-butt 8, Jessica’s on like a freight train. Alba striding in smug, clouting Britney a stroking right on the jaw, cupping her ear in the left and clouting her a right again--AND SPEARS BATTLES BACK! Britney shipping shellack, but refusing to go--she clips Jessica nasty right/left uppercut and puts ALBA wobbly butt! JESSICA GIES JUG! Alba shrugging her shoulders, putting lanky churn on Britney’s precious girls--glorious pancake action renders blonde momentarily mute. Spears finally able to clinch--she muscles jess into the ropes, pushes for room and gets after that gut with tearing two-fisted malice. Jessica getting her left shoulder into Britney’s chest edges her back, picks her up with slicing right uppercuts, Bell sounds--girls still hammer and tonging away--ref jumps in--it’s bedlam!

R8: Britney stepping forward--face stretched in hurt--Alba retreating in good order, similarly worn--girls have extracted a fearful tool from each other tonight. Cautious range-finding exercise--Jess patting out the long jab off her thigh--Britney fading it, but continuing the advance, Midway through, Spears jabs, looks to lunge in, Alba cuffs her a fade-away hook on the ear, pivots sharply left, loops a wide right to catch Britney behind the opposite ear and SPEARS IS CLOUTED TO HER KNEES! Alba lifting her mitts and standing close, her thighs in Britney’s face--ref shoving her back--Spears slow, trembly to her feet, eyelashes fluttering! ON COMES JESSICA! Once again it’s mayhem at the ropes as one girl looks to close the other out and Britney won’t go! Spears hands at her temples, bending at the waist--she’ll take  lathering blow in her side, then immediately counter with the biting uppercut to the chin, cover up once again as she tries to finish--girls seething at the bell, chests heaving, eyes glaring as neither can impose her will through 8.

R9: All Jessica Alba--bell to bell! Jessica sports springy legs, showing tremendous fitness tonight as she circles, lifts the jab off her hip and bangs away at a tired Britney’s skull. Alba slinging in the long right hand, straight to the chin or wider to the ear--Brit covering up and partially blocking, but getting moved by the blows, Alba gradually edging in close, dukes at her chin, elbows in--she dips side to side, digging tight uppercuts o the body and putting a boozy grimace on Spears’ hurt face. Down the stretch, Britney shaky at the ropes, trying to clinch--Alba keeping her arms in, shrugging and butting in close, digging her fists over and over to the weeping Spears midsection--BRITNEY SITS HURT IN THE STRANDS! Spears with pleading eyes, stops working altogether and Alba HEAPS it on, strong shellacking blows to the ribs, pumping jug-work to the bell leaves Britney distraught.

R10: OH THEY LASH AWAY! Alba starts it midring, getting into Britney with those juicy, lanky uppercuts as she dips in close--Spars giving ground to the ropes, then clinching, walking her girl back. Round progresses--Britney getting stronger--stepping back and walking Jessica into blunt right hands to the waist or nasty-tight uppercuts in the mouth--Alba no longer able to get out of the way--trudging forward into  punishment. Down the stretch, Britney’s stronger, coming forward, snatching rights and lefts at the ribs and waist, straightening to lick chin the uppercut--Alba’s back touches ropes as Spears digs in at the bell,. Exhausted punching continues as Britney can’t let up--ref has to pull her off her pouting foe as this thing goes to the cards. Comes back a DRAW! Both girls hollow-eyed, stunned by the announcement.

After: Girls have to be separated as they look to start up drowsy with one another--intense fight leaves both battered, unsatisfied, “Hell yes I want her again,” spits Alba in post fight, “Soon as she recovers from the beating I gave her tonight, we can make this official. I used up the best of Britney tonight--she won’t survive the rematch,” Wishful thinking--no comment from Team Spears in the immediate aftermath, but Brit’s got Dani Fishel next--would Spears have the sand to offer Alba a title go if Fishel coughs it up? Britney  opening strong tonight, hurting Alba repeatedly, beating back her body attack and dropping her--Jessica rallying, getting the knockdowns back and capitalizing on her commitment to the body late--fight just a classic grudge match to the final moments.

Reposted by Archer 4/30/11.

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