Posted by Simguy on 7/1/2001, 12:42 pm.

Before: Pressly on a campaign toi be the busiest celebrity in boxing, clambers back into action against tough, up and coming Brewster. Jordana, well-known to daytime fans as on the best prospects since Eva Larue finally has some studio backing behind her, and with it, maybe the clout to shred that poor-man’s Charisma Carpenter label. “Pressly’s here to beat on me,”: says Jordana matter of factly, ‘but she’s exactly what I need to take my career to the net level. I’m dressing Jaime up tonight--you watch.” Jordana in pink bra and panties against dark skin, long Spanish ponytail, Jaime in light blue sports bra with navy bordering, pale blue panties, slick blonde ponytail.

During R1: Pressly with her hands at her stomach, showboating, using her legs to dictate terms. Circling, potshot ting right hand leads, lifting backhand jabs off her stomach, Jaime paints Jordana up and down as Brewster turns, doesn’t move her head much, while Pressly picks her apart. The one time Jordana gets bold enough to rush inside, Pressly picks her up with a beautifully right hand counter on the mouth, putting Brewster wobbly butt and sending her back outside on her heels, Jaime free-wheeling to the bell, content to embarrass rather than really push Jordana downhill on follow up.

R2: Jordana going with the high guard, bending side to side, blocking Jaime’s jab then looking to sock the body with snapping punches from her temples. Pressly’s abs spanked some early, but Jaime still in control with her legs, easily circling, getting off first, finding openings as Jordana stubbornly dips and rips at the midsection, Good boxing round for Jaime, staying on her toes, outclassing Brewster through 2.

R3: Jordana with calculated cruelty--she comes in all covered up, gets close to Jaime and digs brazenly to the crotch with a tight left hook, pushing the blonde away with her forearms, then waving Jamie back in, Mission accomplished--enraged blonde goes flat-footed, stomps forward and toe-to-toe brawling erupts, Jaime lashing side to side with slinging lefts and rights--she’s the harder puncher, but Jordana’s calmer, Brewster keeping that tight defense, stepping back and walking Jaime onto thick body punches after every Pressly punch. Pressly visibly wilting late--gored downstairs as Jordana steps back, picks up the blonde’s midriff with aching lefts and rights.

R4: Corners lost control of Pressly--she gets her second wind and comes out flailing, but it’s playing right into Jordana’s hands, Brewster staying compact, hands at her temples, tolls with Jaime’s right hands and always answers with a beefy dig into the meat of Pressly’s belly. Jordana blocks Jaime’s wide lefts with a high right, and answers with a sticking left hand into Jaime’s waist, punishment adding up in the blonde--by the last minute she’s draped her arms around Jordana’s neck in an attempt to smother--brunette just cudgeling away with short lefts and rights to the body, landing plenty of elbow downstairs as well.

R5: Pressly soaks it up, comes out roaring and once again, Jordana rides with punches, counters hard to the belly and beats the stuffing out of Jaime by the final minute. Brewster laying bricks in Jaime’s breadbasket and down the stretch, Pressly once again clinches up high, giving away her ribs and tummy to blatant elbow smashes in close as Jordana cudgels away--eyes dark, uncaring, Jaime breathing hard, wincing after the bell--Jordana getting to her.

R6: Hard toe-to-toe slugging, but a more measured Pressly is a more effective on. Girls leaning in forehead to forehead, biting and snapping at each other with sharp hooks and tough right hands, both girls with their arms crossed along their stomach, just licking away at one another’s torsos and faces at point blank range. Jaime steadily backing Jordana up this round, landing the harder punches although output is roughly the same. Brewster a little sluggish at the bell as she gets the worst of the lengthy exchanges.

R7: Jordana goes back to the clever fade and counter routine, Pressly cooperating by walking in, taking the tough gut mugging like it’s contractual obligation, As round progresses--Pressly starts to wander, her legs are rubbering up and she’s just staggering forward with a hurting pout on her face, Jordana starting to open up, whip her punches more, sometimes cradling Jamie in her left arm to double up on the rights downstairs, buckling Pressly’s legs and folding her forward, Midway point--Jordana stepping back, cramming alternating lefts and rights into Jami’s battered sides as the blonde plods forward and PRESSLY GOES DOWN! Jaime’s legs finally give out--she sputters past the brunette to hit the ropes on her knees, staring blankly out at the crowd AND IT’S OVER! Pressly huffing and wheezing, can’t get off her knees as a jubilant Jordana Brewster takes a home run trot, KO& JB.

After: Jordana with that Latina instinct to go to a blonde's body, guts Jaime Pressly and hands her a punishing upset loss that has pundits buzzing.  Key moment in the fight was the blatant low blow that prompted Jaime to get off her bicycle and fight Brewster’s fight: “Hey, she was outboxing me,” unrepentant Jordana explains, “I had to get her out of her rhythm.” And he illegal smashes to the breadbasket? “Just brushing her off the plate,” Brewster admits with a grin.

Reposted by Archer 5/1/11.