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22 April 2011 Kristen Bell vs Amy Jo Johnson

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Posted by simguy on 4/22/2011, 10:04 am

BEFORE: "I think there are serious questions about Kristen's toughness and overall quality," a brazen Amy Jo says in prefight. "You look at her collapses against Lacey Chabert and you ask yourself - 'is this really a top blonde'? I don't know - I don't think so. I'm tuff and I'll beat her ass if she doesn't bring top-blonde fighting power to the ring. I'm really curious to see if she's going to stand up to me, or if she'll wilt like I think she will." Bell scowling and pouting...she knows Amy Jo's only saying what a lot of girls have been thinking and it's time to make a statement. "I'm right there with Hayden, Vanessa, Claire and the other top fighters," Bell insists. "For Amy Jo to come in here and question that is a slap in the face she's going to regret. I know she's tuff and girls generally duck her: I'M not ducking, and I'll go right at Amy Jo - just watch!" Kbell in baby blue bikini; world's feistiest ponytail with bangs; small white punching mitts. Amy Jo in pea-green sport top; black sport bikini bottoms; small black punching mittens; hair in world's scrappiest ponytail. Girls all nostrils flaring, eyes blazing during staredown - Bell turning away when ref asks fighters to touch 'em up.

During R1: Hooks and jamming right hands flowing both ways...one girl showing earmuff while the other beats her. Fight drifting around ring as punches spank away: Bell gritting her teeth, steadily being forced back in the exchanges. Amy Jo resolute, pushing up the gut: she's banging both mitts off Krissy's gut; jamming in around both gloves up top, punching Kristen's ears. Check-jabs back from Bell as she gives ground; cuffing hooks from Bell spanking Amy's bully's-paunch. At the break, Amy-Jo's pushing Krissy into ropes, feeding her hooks to body.

R2: Bell still in retreat, but more poised, more in control...she's check-jabbing Amy Jo, then dropping in the straight right hand, drilling aggressive brunette on the way in. Amy Jo catching clout...she's letting Krissy slide around either side after scoring - blonde girl tattooing her brunette. Tart, rivetting action on Bell's punches - small mitts and stubby punches really spanking out the points. Down the stretch, Bell luring Amy Jo forward...blonde girl bounces a stiff one-two off brunette's face, stunning Amy Jo. Quick reload-and-fire one-two from Bell punches Amy Jo's face back, DROPPING HER TO ALL FOURS! Sputtering descent from Amy Jo - eyes all astonished: Bell seething on the stomp-past, glaring down at Amy Jo's tanned back.

R3: Amy Jo shakes off the hurt, gets right back after Krissy. Bell hounded round the ring, punched into all four corners, worked over and made to work back. Amy Jo bumpin' and bossin' her girl - crowding close with head and shoulders, rubbing and jostling, then hooking the body/clubbing the ears in tight. Krissy blasting back flurries off the ropes/out of the corners...flashing blonde fists spanking off bossy brunette paunch/clouting away on Johnson's ears/jawlines. Amy Jo's head movement effective inside...she'll bob at the waist, making Krissy swish away over the top with tightly-cropped lefts and rights. Bell: Krissy pouting, looking ass-kicked...Amy Jo jogging back to her corner upbeat.

R4,5,6,7: The class and focus of Kristen Bell. Minute after minute, round after round, Bell works her plan to steely-eyed perfection - circling around her jab, chipping away on Amy Jo's face, then triggering combinations in spots. Nice limber leverage on Krissy's power shots off the jab - she'll spank the body right/left; jab into Amy Jo's guard to fix position; flash the quick right uppercut, then hook the right ear while executing pivot-left around Amy Jo's right flank. Johnson stubbornly forward, ever forward...bobbing and walking blonde-girl down, but never quite cutting off the ring. Bell's curvy legs springy, dictating terms to belligerent brunette: Amy Jo busting up, taking it tuff in her body, getting outclassed, outworked through 7.

R8: Amy Jo crouching low, letting Krissy whack flanks and hips, then looking to counter...dangerous game of cat-and-mouse develops as blonde girl gets off, then skips away. Down the stretch, quick hook/right hand from Amy Jo catches Krissy on her way out...blonde girl stepping in fence post holes, eyes astonished. Amy Jo pushing-in, forcing Kbell ropeside: brunette feeds her blonde whacking brace of left hooks to tummy, doubling Bell over at the break. Ref pulls seething Amy Jo off her foe...Bell blinking away angry tears, furious that Amy Jo's still fighting hard.

R9: Hammer and freaking tongs! Girls leaning in, punching off left (front) legs, stamping away straight left/rights to one another's faces. KRISSY'S HURT! Blonde girl absorbing a terrible face-pasting, slugged wobbly-butt as Amy Jo gets the better of it early, but Bell able to firm, answer and face-punch Johnson wobbly-butt in turn! Girls blinking, breaking down, but regrouping and answering every time they get hurt...crowd on it's feet, roaring at the sight of curvy little slugging-bundles giving it their all. BELL: fights still in there pitching - faces and tits taking a terrible scalding from straight, stubby lefts and rights in close. Both corners getting right to work with enswell: nasty plum-coloured mouse forming under Krissy's left eye; bleeding noses all around; Amy Jo's lower lip and both eyelids puffy.

R10: Hot two-way tossing continues, but not as lethal as it had been: girls bouncing fists off faces, hooking tummies with vigour, turning midring and staying busy. Bell finding she can take Amy Jo's punches here - blonde girl pivoting clockwise, but staying in-range to work: Krissy's left hands really scoring well, body and head. Down the stretch, rapid-fire burst of lefts and rights from Krissy drives Amy Jo to ropes: Johnson forced to show earmuff, putting her gut on sale for Krissy's round-winning hooks at the bell. Ref pushes 'em apart as girls keep trying to get at each other...verdict comes back comfy UD10 Kristen Bell.

AFter: Amy Jo busted up, downcast: tuff-girl proves her mettle, but can't find enough answers for Kristen's tireless legs tonight. Bell busted up, but her hurts are badges of honor: she takes a pasting and dishes it right back in a good display of skill AND will. "I didn't shy away from Amy Jo," Kris explains in postfight. "I boxed her for position, but I always sent her back to her corner hurting, and when we went toe-to-toe? I generally got the better of her. That's Kristen Bell boxing: you get finesse, but you also get hardnosed fighting in the trenches, and every girl out there needs to respect that