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22 April 2011 Christina Aguilera vs Lindsay Lohan

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Posted by simguy on 4/22/2011, 10:08 am

BEFORE: "My comeback starts here," says a serious Lindsay Lo in prefight. "I've squandered some good chances to get back on track - allowed bad fighters to get past me - and that just isn't going to happen here. I'm a former champion of the FCBA and will be again. There is no way Christina Aguilera beats me in this fight." Aguilera struggling with weight, but guaranteeing at least 115 for the contest...she's not concerned about Lilo's once-formidable rep. "She's a shot blonde," Aguilera scoffs. "Look at her legs. She won't stand up to me - she can't. Her heart's gone, her legs are weak, her confidence is shot: I'm all over this girl." Lilo in navy blue bikini top with brass ring betwixt jug; sporty white bottoms shot through with baby-blue diagonal stripes and little anchors; power blue gloves; long blonde tangly curls tied off her face. Aguilera in heavy black push up with white lace trim; solid red cheerleader spanky bottoms; black gloves; blonde hair loose, tangly.

During R1: Aggie: dukes at cheeks, torso bobbing - she's hurling hooks from her crouch. Lilo: dukes at cheeks, elbows in tight...she's sliding to her left, jabbing for Chrissy's face, looking for spots to drop in righty. Aguilera's aggression - and swinging low-blows - getting the better of Lilo: Lindsay often slugged off balance, sent staggering as left hands crash home head and body both. Down the stretch, Lilo on ropes, hurt: Aguilera able to bank a series of lathering hooks in Lindsay's bulging rack, punching Lilo loose in her stance, almost out on her feet as ref moves in.

R2: Similar looks - Aguilera hurling hooks from her crouch, moving aggressively forward...Lilo keeping hands high/elbows in tight, blocking a lot of leather, but getting hammered to ropes. All Chrissy early, beating Lilo along the perimeter...crowd squealing as Lindsay's reeling, her legs shabby, eyes spooked. Midway through, both girls pitching righty: Lilo kisses Chrissy's chin the cross and AGUILERA'S ROCKED! Aggie's legs all stiff n' shabby...she's trying to slug, but limp arms just slapping at Lilo while Lohan's setting feet and DRILLING home punches. Jab/cross, hook/cross combos landing for Lilo - Lohan face-pounding Aguilera to ropes, bloodying her nose! Chrissy reeling, arms extended to push taller girl away...Lohan snarling, leaning in on front (left) leg, jab-jabbing at Chrissy's lower lip, then POUNDING her the right hand flush on face. Aggie's head tossing, knees a-knocking and REF STEPS IN! TKO2 Lindsay Lohan brings the roof down!

After: Crowd roaring to it's feet: long-suffering Lohan notches a come-from behind win, stopping her tormentress even as Chrissy was pressing for a KO herself. "THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKIN' ABOUT!" Lilo shouts on the mic in postfight. "I knew I could blast her out - I KNEW it! That's what I've got for Hudgens, that little tramp. That's what I've got for Jamie Chung - all these little punks who thought they could just speed on past me...NOPE! NOT GONNA HAPPEN!"