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22 April 2011 Michelle Monaghan vs Charlize Theron

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Posted by simguy on 4/22/2011, 5:34 pm

BEFORE: "I don't care what anyone says," Michelle grins in prefight, "every actress in hollywood wants a piece of Charlize Theron. I have nothing to lose in this fight - nothing! All I have to do is hurt her - maybe get her in trouble - and it'll be a huge boost. And if I beat her? Blake Lively style? Just like that I'm bigger than a Bond-Girl!" Theron above-it-all: pretty new-comer a stay-busy fight for the all-time stats leader. "I've done this before," CT says at podium, "spot a face that I feel is being overlooked; pluck a girl from obscurity; give her a chance at the big brass ring. Not enough fighters in my position do this kind of thing, but that's the kind of leadership I bring to the sport. For one golden night, people are going to care who Michelle Monaghan is, and all I can say is: you're welcome!" CT in green bikini; hair back in slick french twist; yellow gloves. Monaghan in blue sport top/scarlet bikini bottoms; white gloves; hair loose.

During R1: CT loping to her left, pop-pop-popping the jab to Michelle's face: blonde girl placing three crunching pokes directly on target to buckle Monny's legs at the open. Michelle regroups, keeping hands at temples - pawing her way forward with the left: CT backs up, drawing Mich forward, lifting the right hand out of her front pocket and dropping it over the Monahan jab to chip her chin. Michelle stepping in fence post holes: CT walks past the girl's left flank - reaching back to towel-snap her left hand off brunette buns! Michelle regroups as CT doesn't touch her: brunette stalking bigger blonde to ropes as Theron settles in. Lathering body work - Michelle to Charlize: Theron laying back in ropes, trusting her waistline, then curling right hand in behind Michelle's head to pull her close. Monaghan pushing against CT's hips and tummy, trying to squirm free, then just slapping at Theron's body in the grasp...ref finally pushes girls apart to reset. CT roaming clockwise, hands low...she's pivoting around the left foot, keeping weight on left (front) leg - backhanding out the jab to keep Michelle occupied. Monaghan giving it a good try - catching plenty of face spank from a relaxed CT here: brunette girl paying the price to work inside and lather away to ribs/tummy.

R2: Similar stuff - CT loosey-goosey with her legs, dancing/pivoting clockwise, keeping weight generally on left leg except when she's fading back to create distance. Michelle rudimentary in approach, keeping hands high, elbows slightly out from her body as she walks CT down, trying to touch her tuff. Midway through, Theron unleashes a wide, sidearm right hand buggywhip, taking Mich in her ribs in under left elbow: brunette girl cries out in pain, cringing with elbows in against her ribs as she backs away. CT skipping forward, making bolo circles with her right hand, then whiplashing it against Michelle's midsection, punching brunette into ropes. Stiff-arm jab to Michelle's tits keeps her ropebound, then CT bends torso-left to drag that vicious sidearm right across Michelle's ribs-front. Cry of pain, Michelle Monaghan as she sits in ropes, elbows digging into her belly. CT smiling, having fun: left hand knuckles push Michelle's forehead back, straightening her against ropes so another lashing right can take her across gut. Michelle sobbing out gut-shot, knees giving way...she crumbles down knees-and-forearms, forehead on canvas...her knees work at canvas, crawling her slowly forward in evident agony. CT to neutral corner, relaxing with arms atop the adjacent ropes: eyebrows rise in mild surprise when weepy Michelle beats the count!

R3: CT loose and relaxed - hands often down at her sides as she back away from Mich, twisting shoulders side to side to roll flailing brunette thrusts. Theron easing her right side into ropes, bobbing at the waist, taking punches on her left shoulder...she'll let Michelle slap away, then answer a smudging right to tits while stepping-right. Theron touching Michelle while backing away - little cutie-pie touches, just picking mitts up off thighs to chop and chip at Michelle's face. Monaghan repeatedly buzzed, but steadfast - pushing leather at CT's chest in hopes of reeling her in. Theron swatting Michelle's hands away, spinning her, cuffing her at will...down the stretch, well-timed left/right from retreating CT ping-pings off Michelle's mouth, knocking her knees together and nearly flooring her at bell. Big smile CT on the strut back to her corner: she's happy in her work, glowing...steadily taking a willing brunette apart minute by minute.

R4: Michelle reluctant to engage, keeping hands up at temples...CT reaches in to jab tummy, coaxing Monaghan forward to respond. Monny's legs shabby as she steps-to...she's hurt, wobbly butt, but trying to locate CT via pawing jab. Theron easing back from Michelle, rolling feeble lefts and rights being slapped out by Monaghan. Near ropes, CT rolling shots, shifts weight to back (right) leg - accepts Michelle's right on blonde left shoulder, then answers back a tight, 6 inch little right uppercut to chin. Monny jolted upright, then down she goes - sliding down CT's left side to land haunches-and-hands in a puddle. Theron strutting past, eyes dancing: perfectly placed uppercut a real showcase moment for legendary blonde. Michelle blubbering on her haunches, head bowed, hair obscuring her face...she just can't get off her tuckus here. KO4 CT in white-washing fashion.

After: Michelle giving it her all...but Monaghan a badly outgunned brunette in there tonight. "She's got spirit," CT allows in postfight, looking all fresh-and-pretty for her close ups; posing with right hand cocked and a big bright smile. "Lot of game in there - lot of heart. Reminds me of Jen Garner - kind of a try-hard brunette who just doesn't have the gifts she needs to bring down yours truly, you know? But plucky!"