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23 April 2011 Jessica Biel vs Gabrielle Union

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Posted by simguy on 4/23/2011, 8:55 am

BEFORE: "Jessica Biel's still very vulnerable right now," Gabby U explains in prefight. "Don't forget - I had Jennifer Garner begging for mercy - I've got elite level hands and legs - I can definitely get to Jess. I don't want to call her low-hanging-fruit, but I will say she's ripe for plucking!" Biel laughing off the Union bravado...she's selling a confident swagger in prefight. "Garner begs for mercy when I look at her mean," Jess quips at podium, "so Gabby's performance against Jen means nothing to me. I do recognize that the lightweight class has gotten very brave over the last year, and there's pressure on me to instill a little fear...but I'm up for that! I'm sure Gabby's got skills and stuff, but for this fight, they just aren't going to matter. She's got a ringside seat for the Jessica Biel show, and I'm gonna make sure she gets her money's worth!" Jess in leopard print bikini top, white bottoms; white gloves; long dark hair loose. Gabby in green bikini top; yellow bottoms; black gloves; hair back in low ponytail.

During R1: Jessica jabbin' off the hip, scootin' away - presenting a difficult profile early. Union proceeding cautiously - trying to jab Jess to jug, then find her with hooks. Midway through, vicious exchange in hooks sees Union get kissed a hard left while her own sails over top...Gabby sputters off to her right all wobbly-butt as Biel bounds away springy. Biel curling back in: buggywhip right hand catches Union in her back; brushing her lips a sweeping left as Gabby's tottering backwards into ropes. Jess pushing in deep - keeping her head on Gabby's chest while hooking hard to waist. Union aghast - really getting worked over to body: she ties up behind Jessi's elbows, hanging on for ref's break. Biel grinning - giving Union a kick kiss on the side of the head before ref pushes her off...Jess lighting it up on bedazzled Gabby through 1.

R2: Jess jabs body, bounces away scot-free: Union spooked, keeping hands at temples. Jess roams to her right - stooping to jab body, then jug...Biel really stamping her left hand into Union's smooth-skinned goodness. Gabrielle trying to step-and-hook, trying to find Jess: Biel leaning back out of range/bending low into forward crouch...really menacing Gabby from the pocket. Halfway through, another exchange in hooks goes Jessica's way...she peels off to her right while Gabby stumbles away hurt to HER right...Union wobbly-butt and shabby all over again. Jess curls back in - big, cocky smile in place as Gabby backs up hurt to ropes. Chopping right cuts across Gaggy's tummy; clouting left back the other way; DIGGING left tucks in behind right elbow, sitting Gabby into ropes. Right/left uppercuts pump Gabby's breasts; swift left hook clouts her mouth, toggling her chin. Union crumbling...turning her right side to ropes as she's trying to slide away from pressure: Jess punching straight arm hooks from a position just behind Union's left shoulder. Batting whacks landing awkwardly on Union's left eye/cheek...finally a Biel hook lands bingo on the chin, electrifying Gabby's legs. Union plunging down to haunches-and-hands, right side against ropes...she's a helpless vixen, all numb in her legs. Gabby makes a gallant attempt to climb ropes, but ref waves this thing off...KO2 Jess Biel in devastating fashion.

AFter: Jess strutting the ring all I'm-too-good...grinning happily as she passes by shellshocked Gabby still sitting on her haunches. "Tore. Her. UP!" Jess crows in postfight. "I don't know what was better - those vicious body shots I was catching her with, or those sweet, sweet lady-hooks I busted her. Part of the problem for me is I always have SO MANY options in a fight - just so many moves I can make, that sometimes I get a little distracted...but not tonight. Tonight, I knew what I wanted, and I took it. B'Bye Gabby! B'Bye!"