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23 April 2011 Jessica Alba vs Ashley Greene

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Posted by simguy on 4/23/2011, 8:56 am

BEFORE: "Jess-i-ca Alba," Ashley grins, savouring the name. "How I've longed for this particular notch on my belt - you have no idea. Taking down Jess is a career goal of mine, and the way she's crumbling, I'm glad I'm getting to her while she's still a force. I want to be the girl everyone looks back on and says: 'Jess was never the same after that beating from Ashley' - you know? I want to make history on this tramp!" Jessica steely eyed...super-starlet hard-pressed these days as ingenues are running at her the way they used to run at Carmen Electra...Jessica's heard the comparisons and she's not amused. "Carmen couldn't hold back the flood," Alba says in prefight. "I'm not Carmen. Oh, Ashley's supposed to be special - supposed to be super-physical for bantamweight - all that crap. BRITNEY was super physical for bantamweight, and I battled her tooth and nail. Eliza Dushku was super physical - Jennifer Connelly: those girls were legends, and I humbled them all. Ashley Greene? A cheap punk who's going to show her ass in this fight before it's all said and done!" Ashley in teal pool party fighting bikini, hair loose, small powder blue gloves. Jess in INTO THE BLUE bikini with electric blue top and stripey bottoms; small white gloves; long blonde hair in slick low ponytail. Staredown, Jess pouting furiously; Ashley smirking like she knows a secret about Jessica's tummy.

During R1: Jess jabbin' - two in Ashley's forehead, then a rangy left hook snapped off breadbasket TART: Jess bringing mitt back to chest and rolling in the pocket as Greene proves belly-tuff. Ashley's hands up...she's taking strong little steps, showing respect for Jessica's potent, whippy offence...Greene stubby-jabbing off her shoulder, negotiating distance, then POUNDING Alba thick right/lefts in flat waist! Gorgeous body punching both ways - Jess with that bandy-limbed, snappy delivery just bouncing her left hand off meat; Ashley slamming away brawny, shaking Jessica's lithe core. Jess leggy, circling-and-slugging: Ashley enjoying the high-risk trade. Down the stretch, Greene's sledgehammer body shots finally buckle Jessi's legs...willowy blonde shies away all distressed, keeping hands up to block as Green bludgeons away up top. Clubbing barrage beats Jessica ropeside - she's blocking some, but getting clobbered to skull as Ashley brawls for points at bell.

R2: Jess rotating left, right hand nice and high as she pumps the left jab. Blonde girl spanking away on brunette face: Greene bobbing in her stance, walking Jess down - but her head's not hard to find and she's not cutting off the ring. Alba content to win points with legs and jab...but she'll step in on occasion to drop an elastic right up top, then bounce that snappy left uppercut off Ashley's stout middle. Greene shaking her head "No" at bell to signify nothing hurt her...Alba wheels away to draw her silky blonde ponytail across Ashley's startled face as ref moves in.

R3: Greene steppin' to, but now taking little steps to the right to cut off ring...she's pressurizing Jess with dukes-up style - stubby jabbing to locate, then licking that body HOT with both hands. Crowd oohing and ahhing at Ashley's form to Jessica's waist...mitts really slamming into lean, tanned beef, moving Jess out of her stance. Alba frowning, grumpy - she's feeling Ashley to the body. Blonde girl spitting back jabs to mouth, trying for sneaky right cross follow ups: look at Ashley plant on right (back) leg to calmly fit Jess for short check hooks to chin, neatly countering supple blonde girl on the way in.

R4: Greene: stubby jab spanks Jessica's face; thick right hand paints Jessi's waist; gorgeous left slams to waist; ripping right uppercut partially blocked, but sending Jessica ropeside regardless. Alba setting up pocket: Ashley wades in, hooking-with as Jessica's trying to punch her way out. Alba chin-toggled, covers up earmuff: THUMPING right/left to waist buckles long blonde legs, bringing hurting grimace to Jessi's face. Ashley pushes up all brawny, securing position: she's atop Jess at ropes, setting a muscular pace, processing slender blonde girl with both hands. Ashley's head pushing on Jessi's guard or butting her face as Greene's hands slam amidships: brunette just switching shoulders side to side, laying in the body harm. Jessica groaning, reaching to clinch: Ashley pushing in, pushing off, staying busy as Alba's form disintegrates. Jess progressively more ragged in the pocket, cringing and torso-lolling forward when smote to the body; stacked up and clobbered about her head and shoulders as she tries to keep her guard in place. Ashley just too strong, too violent - HARMING Jess in her body to set up bashing blows up top and THE REF STEPS IN! Tears streaming down Jessica's cheeks...she's trembling, distraught as official cradles her to safety. TKO4 in mauling fashion, Ashley Greene!

AFter: Greene pounding her chest, climbing corner ropes and playing to the crowd: she steps to Jessica Alba and pounds her out subtle as a cinderblock tonight. "I may have taken it out of Jessica Alba's body tonight," Ashley warns in postfight, eyes dancing, "but girls like Kate Beckinsale, Rachel MacAdams, Eliza Dushku...all those old boots who're hanging on to power...they know I was sending a message tonight. The message is: it's over! Feel that breath of fresh air? That's Ashley Greene, baby - getting rid of the stale and bringing in the sweet!"