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23 April 2011 Title Ch Vanessa Hudgens vs Hayden Panettiere

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Vanessa Hudgens 04.jpgHayden Panettiere 11.jpg

 

 

UNIFIED FLYWEIGHT TITLE

 

Posted by simguy on 4/23/2011, 9:05 am

 

Writing by Simguy & The Wiz)

 

BEFORE: Civility reigns for a minute and a half before Vanessa slaps Hayden's face, initiating the first of a stream of squealing, tank-top-shredding brawls in prefight. "It's the end of Hayden as a top-echelon fighter," Vanessa contends at podium. "I'm taking her apart so thoroughly, so completely, that when I'm done, she just won't be the same fighter. She's never been as good as people think: I'm going to peel away all the lies Hayden's built up over the years, and the truth won't be pretty!" Hayden resolute, frowning and pouting prettily at podium. "Vanessa's INSANITY has to end!" Panny insists at mic. "Seriously - her ego is way, way out of control. She needs a beating in the worst possible way, and I'm not leaving that ring until I've given her one!"

Mish Williams in as special commentator, while Cassie Scerbo handles the social media laptop - Mishy's got valuable insights as fighters make their entrances. "Well...where to begin?" Mishy snarks. "Hayden - in my opinion - is shot. Too many fights for that little chassis in too short a time frame - all these kids nowadays are burn-outs and Hayden's no exception. Hudgens is the superior fighter at this point - much sharper with her hands, legs're still good - but with Vanessa the thing to remember is that she absorbed absolutely HELLISH punishment from yours truly. You don't sponge up 2 fights with Michelle Williams, then waltz into a Hayden Panettiere fight thinking you're A-okay. Vanessa's body hasn't recovered from what I gave her - she's just not right, no matter what her people have been telling her, and I'm afraid that's really going to bite her in this fight. So Hayden's got a chance, IF she can control herself and not run into a stupid knockout shot like she did against Beppo (off screen, shrill voice shouts "SCERBO") Scerbo - whatever. Point is, you've got a fight here between two damaged chicks who could go at any moment. Pretty lame excuse for a flyweight title fight if you ask me, but we're here, so let's make the best of it."

Vanessa in purple bikini top; black sport bikini bottoms; small black gloves; long black hair tangly. Hayden in teal bikini; hair slicked back into short battle bun; small black mitts. Girls furious during staredown...soon as ref's finished, 'Nessa shoves Panny in her chest, delaying fight as warnings are assessed.

During R1: 'Nessa getting off crisp, peppering Panny the jab, getting her hands up, then WHACKING the waistline snik-snak. Hudgens lighting it up, then darting to either side...Hayden a half-step late to the party, missing hook-receipts. 'Nessa's eyes hard, cruel as she jab-jabs Hayden's mouth - chipping away on blonde girl, then sidestepping her. Hayden in hot pursuit, but getting tic-tac-toed...Hudgens ranging the ring, using her legs, but popping punches in bunches to keep Panny under wraps. Bell: Hayden brings her hands down, takes a cheap, late hook across the tits to bring the ref in hot.

SCERBO UPDATE TWEET: "Hayden's hrt...think she's crying. 'Nessa owned it rd1."

R2: Another minute of 'Nessa vexing Hayden...Panny covering up earmuff/bending at the waist as Hudgens darts in, tans flanks batting tic-toc left/rights. Minute mark...Hayden crouches down, takes in on her flanks, then steps-with as 'Nessa's backing away, chopping the champ a tidy little right to chin. THERE GO 'NESSA'S LEGS! Hudgens suddenly buzzed, stumbling around woozy, showing how-could-you eyes: Hayden's over to offence. Blonde girl snarling, jamming away straight lefts and rights as Hudgens slides to her right along ropes...'Nessa with hands up and out as her head's snapping back from Hayden's punches. Hudgens hitting the corners hard, covering up, getting pounded: Hayden baring teeth, ripping Hudgens to armpits/lats as brunette cowers, bouncing herself off adjacent ropes in a bid to slip-past her tormentress. Bell: Hayden aborts a hook-to-gut that would've landed late...'Nessa takes the opportunity to slap her own hook across Hayden's tits, once again bringing the ref in.

SCERBO UPDATE TWEET: "LOL! 'Nessa's out on her feet! YAY! But it's Hayden: BOO!"

R3: Hayden at Vanessa - blonde girl's feet jitterbugging - Hayden's face hard with Hudgens-hate. Vanessa fighting in retreat - trying to keep Hayden off with check-jabs, trying to flurry-and-sidestep in desperate bids to turn Hayden midring. Panny ripping sidearm lefts and rights to 'Nessa's ribs - blonde girl's stubby arms straight from the shoulder, just whack-batting brunette torso. 'Nessa crying out, blinking away tears...she's crumbling mentally, fading to ropes, trying to leg this thing out. Hayden stepping-to, unleashes a savage barrage of hooks: short, JC Chavez-like left hand flurry bangs and scours at 'Nessa as she's bobbing on the spot. Hudgens blurting in pain, sliding to her right, hitting her own corner in disarray: Hayden walking her down - triggering the straight lead right down into tummy - blonde girl not shying away from tight brunette abs in the least. Hudgens whining, covering up earmuff, stooping forward butt-on-turnbuckle: OH how Hayden's hooking the body - getting in thick behind right elbow. Hooks and bumping left shoulders sorting Vanessa out; drilling straight rights stamping into 'Nessa's tummy, exploring her beneath her elbows. Vanessa crying out, rolling in the pocket, suffering...it's a Hayden Panettiere jailbreak as Hudgens loses composure. Hayden bounces left hook off waist; bobs on the spot; unleashes sidearm right hard to left flank; dips n' DIGS left hook to liver and DOWN GOES 'NESSA! Vanessa hugging her body, tumbling to canvas, rolling to her back all gasping and sobbing. It's over - 'Nessa can't get off her back...that's KO3 for the winner and NEW flyweight champ - Hayden Panettiere!

SCERBO UPDATE TWEET: "Hayd stops 'Ness to the body! LOL! So much for those stupid abs!"

AFter: Mish standing at commentators table, bowing theatrically as if she's at least partially responsible for the complete unravelling of Vanessa on the night. Hayden regains the titles, but she's not satisfied...soon as she's able, she marches to the Hudgens corner, interrupting a weeping tantrum being thrown by Vanessa at her cornermen. Hudgy suddenly aware of seething little blonde: Vanessa immediately pleading with Hayd in super-reasonable tones, trying to talk Panny out of anything rash...no go as Hayden's right hand grabs at Vanessa's left wrist, tugging former champ out for a walk of shame!

Vanessa fighting back tears...black hair obscuring left side of her face as Hayden pulls her around, poses her in the corners: little blonde champ scowling furiously, being rough with Vanessa, making sure she knows who's champ. Mish holier-than-thou in commentary: "This is really unfortunate...real lack of class on the part of Hayden here - a real black eye for boxing...poor Vanessa, oh she's just a mess...But Hayden - I would have expected so much more from her, this is so cheap on her part, so Disney - thought she'd outgrown this stuff..." On and on - Mishy getting to rise above it all, though visibly delighted at the sight of 'Nessa's tears.

"She made it clear where the rivalry was going," Hayden explains in postfight after tearful Vanessa runs blubbering from the ring after her walk. "She said she'd walk me if she stopped me, so I feel like I had no choice. It's walk or be walked between 'Nessa and me, and I'm ok with that. As for the fight, I'm very pleased, obviously. I deliberately went to her body because she thinks no one can hurt her there. WRONG! I hurt EVERYBODY to the body. I just wasn't going to be denied by her tonight. I was sick and tired of her crap, and I know that's gotten me in trouble in the past, but I just felt I had to go right at her and make her feel my heat!"

 

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