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22 November 2003 Title Ch Catherine Bell vs Jenny McCarthy

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Maxim Lightweight Title

Posted by Simguy on 11/22/2003, 10:46

Before: intriguing matchup--Bell the favourite, but odds have been steadily dropping as date approaches. “Jenny’s a dangerous fighter--a real bruiser,” admits Cat. “She likes to play the ditz, but I’ve seen her fight--she’s savvier than people think and she uses that to her advantage. This isn’t a lay up and I’m not treating it as such: Jenny’s getting the best I’ve got.” Mac brazen in preflight. “You look at the girls who’ve stopped Bell--a Krista Allen, a Debbe Dunning--these aren’t towering lightweights and I damn sure punch harder than either of those tramps. This fight will be easier than the sparring I’ve had, IO mean, come on: if I can take Ryan right hands, cats going to be a joke. In fact, by the end of camp, I was backing Jeri up and hurting her regular--I wouldn’t be surprised if I’m the stronger girl when Bell and I hook up.” Cat in white “Stuff” bikini, bulging cups thick with jug--Jenny just as buxom in black underwire bikini.

During R1: Jenny trying to get a fast start--Cat meets her mid ring and elects to trade in crowd pleasing fashion., Nip and tuck slugging--Mac leaning into whistling overhand rights, often falling in, squaring up her feet--Bell shooting the left over Jen’s right shoulder to partially block, then stubbing short rights onto blonde jaw. Cat holds her ground banging, getting Jenny’s respect then steps outside to work her jab. Mac taking off her brows, walking into punches as Bell turns boxer late to run the clock.

R2: Cat up tempo--doesn’t want to let Jen get in a groove--similar tactically to the jenny O’Dell bout. Bell stacking Jen nup the jab, using it to block McCarthy’s rights and ringing the blonde up with short right hands on the chin, Second minute--bell has Mac covering up with rangy one-twos up top-Cat able to lean in and hook the ribs, buckling Jens knees as blonde leans forward. Cat likes what she sees, gets after it--leaning in to thump the gut with a torrid barrage of rigid underhand lefts and rights. Mac Backed up and shook, but she won’t be punked: Jen pitching haymakers off the ropes, wide lefts and rights to back bell off and avoid the shutout.

R3: First minute, Cat’s jab cooling Jenny off smartly--lumping up beautiful blonde brows, slowing Jenny--then it gets worse, Bell stepping around her jab, tossing the right hand to get Jen covered up, then galloping hard to the midsection, both dukes, Body drubbing really taking effect--Jenny groaning, face taut as she struggles through it,. Final minute--Cat with a gorgeous clipping right uppercut splits the mitts, picks Jen’s face up drowsy--Mac’s a-swoon, Cat knuckling blonde shoulders--Jmac baby stepping backwards to the ropes--Bell steps in and ROMPS to jug. Tight smile, standing up tall, arms pumping back and forth--Cat’s giving it to shellshocked Jenny Mac with both barrels at the bell.

R4: Jenny looking scuffed u goes to her own jab, stooping to push it into Cat’s body--Bell sticking to the eyes and jaw, moving Mac off balance, Mac moving her head better, getting under Cat’s right cross, then stepping out, leaning back to evade the hook--blonde reduces the punishment she’s shipping, but she’s on the defensive through 4.

R5: Jenny’s corner adamant: :You CANNOT back up from Cat Bell baby, you gotta take it to her!” Mac off her stool with a deep breath, resolute, gloves up--she storms over to bring the battle to the champ. Bell jabbing against the guard, fading back--Mac dipping side to side, pulling short lefts and rights over the top, forcing Cat into orderly retreat. End of first minute--Bell rolls to her right with a McCarthy right, Jen falls in with her feet squaring up and Cat LIGHTS HER UP a quick counter right uppercut! Jenny struck dumb, staggering backwards off balance from her bad foot placemen and MCCARTHY’S DOWN! Jenny stumbling to her backside, up quickly, but taking a woozy 8: ON COMES CAT! Bell with a probing jab between the mitts, then a vicious full blooded right to the ribs--Jenny groaning on impact, drifting to the right, but SLUGGING BACK! Mac hurt, but pitching--gritting her teeth staying compact, dipping and digging into those glorious hefty Cat bell jugs with both hands. BELL DOESN’T LIKE IT! Cat snarling in hurt, answers in kind--both girls POUNDING jug with rising, plowing blasts, each trying to hustle in the extra punch at the bell. Ref separates seething hussies late--Cat stomping back to her corner angry--Jenny’s defiant, but wobbly butt, staggering back to hers.

R6: Jenny hurt by a clean Cat right hand on the chin, posing for the Bell hook, backing up and taking another cleaving right--blonde a-shambles as Bell puts wallop in target. Cat putting lefts and rights together off the jab, punches Jenny to the topes, then unpacks the patented Cat Bell finishing romp. Bell driving in right hands, doubling up to the chin, slumping Jenny’s backside into the ropes, then hooking at the girl’s left side, getting in under the elbows, breaking down the guard, Body punching combinations--Cat leaning her chin in over Jens shoulder to haul thumping lefts and rights against throbbing belly meat, then elbowing the girl back to reset from a comfortable distance. On and on and on--Cat just helping herself applying her patient, brick-mitted beat down until Jenny’s eyes dim, Jenny’s hands droops--blonde just shipping punishment, not answering back. Ref steps in WAY late, cradling a stunned and shellacked jenny Mac like he’s doing her a favour. Harsh, hardhearted TKO6 Cat Bell.

After: Bell rises to the moment once again, taking every round despite some stubborn, defiant Jenny Mac minutes--valiant blonde goes down swinging against a dominant lightweight champ. Gloves are removed, Cat wetted down and wanting to congratulate Jenny, goes to the Samdog corner, but is intercepted by a belt-festooned Jeri Ryan. Frosty glares all around, neither girl backing down--it’s heart pounding moment for pundits at the thought of a Ryan/Bell unification bout in the making. Don’t hold your breath--that’s a huge risk fight for both girls, but it’s be fun wouldn’t it?

Reposted by Archer 5/16/11.

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