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7 May 2011 Mayhem at the Ayslum Card Introduction

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Posted by Results By Sim/Words By Wiz on 5/7/2011, 8:49 am

"Welcome, ladies and gentlemen to The Asylum arena in the City Of Brotherly Love! I'm Jenny O'Dell along with Jenny McCarthy and her retinue of five, count 'em, five HUGE security guards, and, tonight, Avril Lavigne's Front Street Promotions presents, Mayhem At The Asylum! Five fights tonight, J-Mac, what are your early impressions?"

McCarthy: "I think this will pale in comparison to a little thing we'll be calling 'The Gauntlet'...but, then again, none of the Weirdo's dancing hookers are going to SNIFF 100 fights, so, there you are."

O'Dell: "Well, we're getting ready for our first fight of the evening, so let's get to the pre-fight interviews!"