Posted by Simguy on 7/3/2003, 7:51 pm.

Before: Emerging rivalry at bantam--two girls on the come, growing in confidence, bumping up against each other more and more as each seeks elbow room to a packed division. Both tend to be heady pressure fighters, starting in an opponent’s body and migrating upstairs--similar styles usually lead to a good nigh for fans. Both recklessly confident of victory--the more similar girls are, the more they tend to totally write the opposition off. Cuthbert in black FHM bikini, Tiff in white sports bra, pale blue bikini bottoms.

During R1: Action! Girls lift mitts into eyebrows, march into each other--both want to ride up with the guard, get the other moving backward, then punch her to the midsection. Bumping, brawny stuff, girls pushing and bullying one another, laying in the occasional gunshit loud rip across the ribs or abs--stout legs pumping and stamping on canvas as each tries to hold her ground. Final minute--Tiff picks Elisha’s head up the little right uppercut inside, puts the hook on top--Cuthbert’s back touches ropes for small brunette victory. Thiessen getting her guard on ‘Lishy, smearing her against the ropes, thumping several more digging blows to the waist and jugs--Cuthbert on her heels, outworked in the dying moments.

R2: More of the same--girls loving the constant rough bumping, plugging body work, each anxious to prove herself the stronger girl. Lishy getting give out of Tiff early--pulling down on brunette head with the left, guiding Thiessen’s face into the rude right uppercut in tight. Tiff on her heels, unable to get her weight forward--not getting off--Lishy collecting touches on her opponent’s proud gut, ribs and world class rack. Midway through, Cuthbert with the right at her chin, left busy hooking and jabbing, using the left shoulder on Tiff--good jostling rhythm, Cuthbert with a stubby jab, then quickly hooking off the stick and THIESSEN’S ROCKED! Tiff leaning forward, hands out wide--hooks just clocks her chin clean and leaves her swooning out for just a second. Tiff comes-to, woozy, stumbling to her right--’Lishy jams in the short right to jaw, turns over another hook and sends Tiffani’s mouthpiece three rows back in the crowd! Thiessen devastated, sitting stranded in the ropes and ‘LISHY GOES JUG! Cuthbert treating up her opponent’s bra with rising giddy-up--shoulders and legs just chugging as she hup-hup-hups away. AND THE REF STEPS IN! Thierssen drifting, eyes staring, not defending herself--official just can’t let the rampant mauling of those bulging jugs go on indefinitely. Crowd boos the good Samaritan without mercy, TKO2 Cuthbert.

After: Cuthbert giggling, bouncing, loving her moment of triumph--Thiessen wallowing in hurt, heartbroken--numbing bra attack just had the ppor beauty too stunned to retaliate. Dazzingly hbook-off-the-jab did the damage--Thiessen all aglow, dangerous, fighting hard one moment--all switched off, limp and hurt the next as she fields a beaut right on the toip of her chin. “I’m past her,” says Elisha confidently of her shipwrecked counterpart. “This probably makes me a sold Top 3 bantam and realistically, I should get winner of Britney and Eliza,” Thiessen glum in her corner, mumbling about the lucky punch that did her in, grumbling about the uncalled for rack attack--looks like Elisha’s made herself an enemy for the long term.

Reposted by Archer 6/9/11