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17 May 2011 Lisa Maffia vs Serinda Swan

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BBU BOUT: LONDON

Posted by Knowlesey on 5/17/2011, 11:46 am

If this fight needed any more edge, that decision has provided it.

These two girls really don't like each other - Lisa hates Serinda for the arrogant way she behaved on previous visits to the UK, and Serinda hates Lisa because, well, she just does! Lisa has promised to spank Serinda's bare ass should she win, with the Canadian just promising that she will beat Lisa up - really beat her up.

Lisa is first into the ring, stunning as usual in her favourite black leather bikini, but, just as she promised, Serinda outshines her in a lacy red bra and panties outfit.

Round 1

The fight bursts into life from the first bell, with Lisa landing good jabs in Serinda's face immediately, looking to follow up with the right, but then taking some of Swan's best work in reprisal, the actress ripping shots into the singer's face, soon making her back off. On the retreat by the second half of the round, Lisa doesn't look so good, and it's a smiling Serinda who is landing the more telling punches, knocking Lisa towards the ropes, making the Brit defend herself rather than attack. By the bell, Lisa is clinching and spoiling, Serinda disdainful in pushing her back.

Tight round - Serinda landed better punches late on though.

Round 2

The girls are soon at each other again in the second, with Serinda looking to press home her advantage, planting her solid left jabs in Lisa's face, then, once she has the singer moving backwards, she rips two, three right hooks into her body, and Maffia's hurt by those, wincing and writhing on the ropes, almost wrestling Swan when she gets up close. Lisa has a nasty lump under her right eye already, but when they resume after being broken she is the girl quicker to respond, getting Serinda to the body with two heavy straight shots - that slows her down - then she stuns her with a right hook to the ear, a left to the jaw, and the Canadian's wobbling, almost sitting as she bounces to the ropes, where Lisa batters her to the ribs and flanks.

Tight again - could have been Lisa

Round 3

One of these girls must crack soon - they swap punches mid-ring, but neither wants to step back even though those shots are hurting, especially Serinda's, with her accurate shots to Lisa's face landing more frequently than the Brit's responses by the midpoint, and she has the singer hurt and backing off. This is a stunning performance from Swan, in every sense, as she clubs left and right hand punches into Maffia's face, the singer's gloves flying up to protect herself, but that exposes her body, and the actress rips into her, making her squeal with short, sharp uppercuts to the ribs and tits, then she cracks a left hook over Lisa's guard, and Maffia goes down, scrambling around to rise at 7, the referee looking hard at her, but he daren't stop it! In the final seconds Lisa is being clubbed to the head again, and she's almost down again as Serinda bats her face around.

Definitely Serinda's round

Round 4

Bravely bouncing off her stool, Lisa is soon getting picked off by Serinda, the Canadian drilling punches straight through the singer's guard with both hands, a straight solid right landing so firmly in the girl's mouth that her legs just can't hold her up, and Lisa's on her back this time, groaning as she rises at a slow 8. The singer's face is a mask of pain, her right eye gradually closing, but she tries to carry on, then finds Serinda has altered her attack area, ripping shots into her body for the remainder of the round, clearly looking to give Lisa the beating she promised her.

Serinda takes that round

Round 5

Serinda blows her cheeks out, then she's back into the attack, first of all the body - those hooks to the ribcage are making Lisa squirm in pain, and the tears are dribbling down her cheeks. Lisa slumps forward into Serinda as the actress lands a hard right to her belly, and she's defenceless when the Canadian pushes her backwards, cuffing her to the face again, just about finishing off that right eye, she then thuds a few good blows to Maffia's mouth, her split and swollen lips looking a sorry mess, before landing three, four, five right hooks to the left side of her face, Lisa being held up by the ropes, her knees trembling, and the round ends with Swan banging a left hook to the side of Maffia's head which twists her around, draping the singer over the top rope, almost out.

Serinda takes another brutal round

Round 6

Lisa stumbles from her stool at the bell - she doesn't really know where she is - and she's greeted by three left jabs and a right hook which send her right back to the cornerpost. Lisa is barely conscious now, and the referee allows Serinda to push her head back with a left glove on her forehead, then finish her off with a right hook which all but lifts Lisa off her feet before she hits the canvas, counted out, face-down.

Serinda Swan knocked Lisa Maffia out in round 6

That was a cruel, brutal battering handed out by Serinda, even by her standards, which will keep Lisa out of the ring for some time. But before that, Serinda needs to humiliate the British girl, so once, she has recovered her senses sufficiently, off her stool she comes, to be walked slowly around the ring, posing in each of the four corners to lisp through those battered lips, "I love Serinda Swan! I'm Serinda's b###h!"