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20 May 2011 Freema Agyeman vs Billie Piper

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Posted by simguy on 5/20/2011, 9:01 am

BEFORE: Ladbrokes UK spokesman brings us up to speed on Freema/Billie: "It is truly one of the great fighting rivalries of the celebrity world," the bow-tied bookie assures us. "In Britain, Freema/Billie contests are akin to Duff/Fishel bouts, or Fishel/Spears...hard hitting, curvy affairs that typically split right down the middle. It is terrific to see their feud finally take the global stage, and we know American fans are going to be thrilled!"

"Her tummy generally quits against mine," Freema informs US press in prefight. "Billie is strong, that can't be argued, but it's a fact that she quits in tough going. When you see me backing her up, that'll be your cue that I'm taking control of her!"

"I've beaten Freema more times than I can count," counters Billie at podium. "Doing it here, on US soil, for the first time? I'm going to treasure every punch!"

Billie in white sport top; baby blue sport-cut bikini bottoms; small white gloves; hair up in twisty bun with bangs framing face. Freema in navy sport top; scarlet sport-cut bikini bottoms; small white gloves; hair slicked back into short, spiky ponytail. Girls nose to nose during staredown - big brown eyes glaring with hate.

During R1: Freema sluggish out of the gate: Billie bangs her to ropes in early action. Piper: dukes at cheeks; slight forward crouch; bobbing head movement in close...she's ripping short, brawny rights and lefts to waist/hips/flanks, shaking Agyeman. Lively, loud spank erupting from Freema's stout body: she's butt-on-ropes, sponging it up, not doing much. Down the stretch, Agyeman starts chipping back - fitting Billie for stubby little right uppercut; turning a hook tight across Billie's breasts. Blonde girl fizzles late as hard-punching receipts land for Freema.

R2: Girls grind foreheads midring, each keeping hands up as they push for position inside. WITHERING body work both ways...brawny arms delivering whacking blows waist-and-flank - each girl getting off robusto as the other covers her chin. Foreheads grind, shoulders bump...girls rubbing for room to punch, and each getting off rich, compact licks. Gorgeous impact to either waistline...Billie separating herself a little with stubby right uppercuts to Freema's tits in close...Agyeman generally absorbing rather than answering in kind.

R3: Same again - girls seeking each other out directly - no screwing around: heads grind together and fists get to work. It's Billie the busier again - pushing and punching Freema around, walking her back, working her over at times along ropes. Agyeman thuddingly competitive, but obviously picking her spots to rip at Billie, getting outworked in the bargain.

R4: Freema jams in a stubby left jab to Billie's mouth early, trying to change things up...fight quickly evolves into more grind-and-slug as Billie weaves past poke. Oh that luscious body spank! Crowd oohing and ahhing as one or the other will just absolutely light up opposing tummy or flank with stout wallop: girls just digging and chopping away at each other like a couple of cute little lumberjacks. Bell: Billie flushed, but grinning, making happy eye contact...she's got Freema grumpy/frowning as blonde girl takes her 4th straight close heat!

R5: Freema chips the stubby jab at the open; dipping in her stance; hooking Billie on the way in; throwing left shoulder into hated blonde breasts. Billie banging back to arms/flanks/waist...thudding 3 punch combos shaking, but not breaking Freema in compact stance. Agyeman blocking shots, countering off the block: stubby right uppercut having effect to tits and chin; tidy hooks clouting Billie's ear - freezing her for extra left hooks behind right elbow. Piper outworked for the first time, punched in a little circle as Freema operates. Agyeman buoyed at the bell - glancing into Billie's eyes as girls pass en route to corners.

R6: Same again - Freema setting the table via stubby-jab - positioning Billie for the follow on assortment of clubbing, compact power punches in close. Piper grimacing, taking it hard in her gut, on her flanks...blonde breasts starting to jump about from wicked brunette clouts, and Freema's clouting away to either jawline as well. Agyeman atop Billie, shoulder-bumping when not punching: Piper cranky from a little too much Freema through 6.

R7: Chugging work from Billie - she's in close, shoulders rotating as she hoists lefts and rights hup-hup-hup into tummy/tits. Freema backed to ropes, mouth open: she covers up earmuff, stooping forward, just trying to ride this out. Comprehensive Billie Piper beatdown issued: fans tweeting of similarities between Piper and Duff, or vintage Fishel as blonde girl beats her rival via non-stop aggression. Bell: Agyeman blinking away tears, looking frazzled...Billie all grins on the bop-back to her corner.

R8: Freema gets back to her plan: pre-empt Billie via stubby-jab; hook Billie in her gut; shoulder Billie about; keep the hook on her, mix in short right hands to chin. To the menu, Freema adds a vicious, hatchet-chop right hand in behind Billy's left elbow: blonde girl gasping in pain whenever Agyeman dips to her right to chop that shot home. Bell: Billie's left-side ribs throbbing pink; Freema grins wide at the sight, giving Billie a cheeky wink!

R9: More Freema! That stubby jab really starting to bang back Billie's head, getting blonde girl to back up. Ropes - Freema on top: Billie covers up in forlorn earmuff as vengeful Agyeman hands down thudding judgement! Oh those body blasts: Freema popping hips side to side, getting sick leverage on wallops gut/waist/flank. Pushing Billie upright, Freema's digging home shoveling lefts to tummy, or hooking those jugs with a curl-across tidy delivery that has blonde girl blurting in shock. Right uppercuts sorting Billie out, brushing her upright to ropes...while she's blinking in stupor, Freema's deploying short hooks! Bell: Freema banking a little insurance in behind Billie's right elbow - ref pulls Agyeman away for fight's first warning.

R10: Billie busting up under the stiff poke of Freema's stubby jab...Agyeman working Billie to ropes - pinning her down with jabs in raised guard, then thumping the body right/left. Billie groaning in pain, sitting in ropes, keeping hands at temples: Freema wide-eyed, knuckling at Billie, shouldering her to prep, then delivering muscular, thudding punishment. Tough three minutes for Billie P: she's systematically worked over, punched numb - blonde lead evaporates, leading to a 5-5 draw!

Billie all banged up, but quickly agreeing to fight-off resolution. Freema equally abused, but seemingly fresher - bouncing on the spot, being perky and anxious to fight extra innings. First girl to two consecutive points: any combination of back-to-back rounds, an unanswered knockdown, or knockout wins the fight!

R11: OH THE HUMANITY! Crashing stuff midring - both girls keying on the body via thunderous right/lefts, then coming up top for chin! Fighters taking turns backing each other up...girls getting rocked, then rallying - every moment so crucial now. Glorious slugfest fought out shoulder to shoulder/forehead on forehead - girls just in the trenches, looking to use up the hated other. Down the stretch - fighters in close, trading amidships...both rise into hooks and FREEMA GETS CLIPPED! Billie's left just a smidge tighter - no backswing, elbow in close to her body as she pops hips-right into the shot...Freema's chin viciously toggled...she stumbles to her right, legs suddenly spastic and FREEMA GOES DOWN! Agyeman crumbling to all fours, whereupon she immediately starts to blubber...Billie screaming "YES! YES!" as time winds down while Freema beats the count. That's it: Ref hugs Freema to ropes as she breaks down - Billie Piper drops her foe for the 10-8, two point round and victory!

After: Piper merciless - just outside the Agyeman corner shouting taunts and gloating as Freema's wiping her eyes, trying to be defiant. "It is as I said it would be!" Billie boasts in postfight. "I'm ever the better of the two of us, and now you've seen it with your own eyes! FREEMA AGYEMAN IS MINE!" Fight crashes the Syfy live-streaming site as genre fans show their love: HBO generally pleased with the activity level as UK starlets prove their mettle in sustained toe to toe.