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20 May 2011 Summer Glau vs Jennifer Love Hewitt

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Posted by simguy on 5/20/2011, 9:09 am

BEFORE: "This idea that Summer has figured out how to beat curves is BS," Jen scoffs in prefight. "She beat BRITNEY's curves, but I'm a totally different fighter. Britney waits for the fight to come to her; I take the fight to other girls, and Summer won't be able to handle that." Glau upbeat - the new upset-kid of the FCBA doesn't think the label applies against the shorter brunette. "I should beat Jennifer," Summer says simply. "She's not the calibre of fighter Britney or Serinda is - this is a fight that I should dominate. It's my legs: stubby little Jen can't compete with my legs, and that's really all there is to this!" Jen in scarlet bra-style bikini; long brown hair tangly with bangs; small black gloves. Sum in black bra-style bikini; small black gloves; long golden-brown hair loose.

During R1: Jen stalking, Sum dancing. Glau loping the ring - hopping away from pressure, then settling down into leggy step-and-pivot circles. Hewitt coming up short on right hands ticketed for sleek Summer tummy: Glau's legs too long, too springy as Sum uses the whole ring. Offensively - Summer lifting the left jab off her hip, backhanding at Jen's face/raised guard: Glau also threatening Hewitt with a lashing buggywhip right hand high to the left-side lats. Single shots from outside for Sum - Jen covering up and crouching down to receive...stocky Hewitt unhurt, but simply unable to negotiate terms in a Summer shutout first.

R2: Jen jabbing - not connecting, but helping to get Hewitt close enough to bank a chopping right hand in Sum's ribs. Glau answering back the lanky right uppercut while pivoting to her right: Hewitt deploying a wide hook to Summer's tits, catching her mid-pivot and knocking her backward. Apron: Jen weaving in low - her head down around Sum's waist when she erupts out of the crouch, chucking hooks! Summer rocked back into ropes, eyes wide: she covers up just in time to receive a heavy right in her left-side ribs. Jen in there strong - hooking those sleek abs; clubbing right to Summer's left ear - pushing forearms on Summer's guard to shove her ropeside. Jen hooks the waist, hurting Summer; Jen doubles the hook to Sum's right uppercut; curling hook across Sum's forehead buzzes her legs. Pitching right takes Sum in her gut; hook digs tummy; forearms push Glau upright...Summer blinking in confusion, getting ragdolled. Hooks brace Summer's right ear/rightside lats, punching her along ropes to corner - Jen pouring it on, being a little bully. Summer desperate - lashing a rising right to Jen's sturdy ribs underneath in exchange for a chopping right to mouth that slams Glau back into corner. Wide left hook JLH, slapping Sum's cheek: Jen leans in on left leg - right foot skipping up off canvas as she hacks home the right to Summer's mouth! Jamming punch pushes Summer's chin down...Glau going violently out on her feet, plunges straight down with leg bent beneath her - left leg stretching out straight as she reclines on turnbuckle. KO2 in brutal fashion, Jennifer Love Hewitt - she's jumping away all jugs a-jumpin' as physicians rush to check on Glau.

After: Summer being gently tended to...Hewitt clapping hands together at her chest, wriggling on the spot - she's SO excited to have wiped Summer out tonight. "It's the best!" Jen gloats of the stoppage in postfight. "The more brutal, the better! I was hurting her to the body, so I knew it was over: her only chance to run for her life and hope the judges bought it as boxing. I wasn't having that from Summer Glau tonight: I'm strong, I'm sturdy, and I'm smart...I got on Summer Glau and exposed her as the flimsy little tramp she really is!"