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20 May 2011 Rachael Leigh Cook vs Michelle Williams

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Posted by simguy on 5/20/2011, 9:23 am

BEFORE: "Girls with three names can't fight," Mishy shrugs scientifically. "Sarah Michelle Gellar; Jennifer Love Hewitt; Rachel Leigh Cook...all losers. I'm getting back to what I do best: handing out beatings, and collecting tears. Cook's crazy for coming back - I don't know what they're paying her, but it's not NEAR enough!" Leigh Cook feisty as always, resentful of Mishy's high hand...but RLC's used to it. "HISC girls always parade around like they've already won the fight," Rachael snarks in prefight. "You'd think Mishy would have learned her lesson by now. Look, I've got good wins over Hannigan, Portman - quality names. If Mishy thinks she's just going to pour punches into me, she's got another thing coming!" Rache in baby blue crochet top and bikini bottoms (tawdry); small white gloves. Mish in zebra print bikini with twist-tie top; small black gloves.

During R1: Mishy bending at the waist, looking to wing wide haymakers and step forward on the swing with either foot. Rachael concerned about the heft on Mishy's sock - taking care to step around - featuring the jab to Mishy's pate - just trying to play a prudent game of touch-and-go with Williams. Williams missing a lot, but landing loud to flank or hip when a roundhouse connects; Rache showing pinpoint accuracy with the left hand - touching Mishy pre-emptively at times, but taking no risks to get to blonde body with authority.

R2: Mishy more orthodox - stalking Rache with right under chin, left around stomach-height. Cook cautious, circling to her right: she's moving away from Mishy's booming right. Williams double-jabbing to Rachael's body; stepping close; hooking tight to jug: Cook basically covering up to receive, then sidestepping, not anxious to prolong exchanges.

R3: Fight breaks out as Mishy jabs her way into Rachael's tits, then hooks chin in close: Cook gobbles it up, hooking back to tummy and dropping in tidy right hands tight to chin. Slammin' hammer and tongs: one girl covering up earmuff as the other beats her...Cook digging in and making sure every inch of canvas is expensive. Small gloves spanking at biceps, pecs, tummies...good meaty exchanges toe-to-toe.

R4: Cook double-jabs HER way into Mishy's tits; hooks chin tidy in close; stuffs right hand to breadbasket. Grunting Mishy issues receipts: curling short-hook to tits; short-chop right to chin; 6 inch little right uppercut to chin; revisit-hook to check on those tits. Back and forth - cuddly-bodied flyweights comfy inside: both girls bumpin' shoulders, getting off in smacking two way action. Action after the bell brings the ref in hot: girls starting to ignore all outside stimuli as fighting autopilot takes over.

R5: Good stuff from Rache: she sees Mish bunching up to jab her way inside, so Cookie steps out, circles neatly to disrupt the timing. Sporadic stubby-hook exchanges find both chins - Rache jabbing Mishy's tits thereafter to disengage. Mish weaving her way in close to drag healthy right hands wide to Rachael's tummy: brunette grimacing, legging away, spitting check-jabs to spoil Mishy's pursuit. Good mix of canny positional play and healthy punching in a tactical fifth. Mishy's corner happy with the work, but telling her to "Step up the pace - touch her in the body - start getting this girl breathing hard."

R6: Another drawn round - girls keeping elbows in, being compact, not wild. Rachael's footwork economical, but smart - sidestepping Mishy; stepping out on Mishy - Cook always forcing adjustments on her blonde, preventing Mish from just unleashing. Williams finding a home for swinging right hands to left-flank ribs on approach: Rachael able to answer via stubby little left/right/lefts in sequence, just peppering Mishy's head.

R7: Mishy's approach angle down low, following that swinging right into Rachael's body. Cook keeping elbows in, dropping tidy combos to blonde head/shoulders, then stepping around...becoming a real chessmatch as Mishy can't square up and explode. Pesky check-jabs from Rache, tapping at Mishy's mouth on the way in; the counterclockwise circling; occasional lead right hands smiting clean to Mishy's chin - not hurting her, but occupying her long enough for slapping hooks to clout those jugs. Nice measured stuff from Rachael: she's kept Mishy's pursuit at bay, now she picks blonde girl apart via deft combinations and neat footwork through 7.

R8: BOOM! Mishy swinging a hook sidearm from her pocket, bashing Rachael's face as Cook's executing her counterclockwise turn...surprising wide-angle punch sends Cook scooting to her buns. Rache beats the count glassy eyed: Mishy hurtling in on follow up - top of her head butting Rachael's chin as both hands dig furiously amidships. Gurgling Rache turning her left side into ropes, trying to cover her face: Mishy's left hand rests at Rachael's right shoulder as blonde girl crowds in close, feeds repeat right hands up into breadbasket! Pum-pum-pumping rights have Rache in a bad way...brunette slouched with left hip on ropes, sponging up the hurt. Mishy just heaving-ho, biting her lower lip as she stares out into crowd while delivering punishment...Cook finally able to clinch for ref's break. Rest of the way a pretty methodical Mish-Williams smother-and-maul: Mishy grinding on Rache, never letting her rest or breathe, tucking punches into her while laying atop her in suffocating fashion. Big round has Mishy pumped: she pushes up off Rache all "I'm Big" at bell.

R9: All Mishy in hot pursuit: Cook shying away, drawing Williams into chesty clinches, hanging on for ref's breaks. Mishy bouncing after Rache all jugs a-jumpin': blonde girl feeling her oats, really spanking away right hands to flank as Rache covers up to receive, then clinch. Down the stretch, Cook finally alters pattern - rolling right with Mishy's right-to-the-body, then answering back a short right uppercut bingo to chin. Mish clipped, picked up short: pushy left nudges at Mishy's tits, then a kissing right turns her chin hard-to-starboard. WILLIAMS GOES WOBBLY BUTT! Mishy suddenly stepping in fence post holes: vengeful Rache corrals her blonde, grabbing either bicep to shove her ropeside then RACHAEL WANTS RACK! Left hand still curled 'round Mishy's right tricep, Rachael's PLOWING home right hands to jug - her teeth bared, chin up as she shoves in leather. Mishy sputtering, head a-bobble...Rachael HUMBLING that rack, doing her best to undo that top-knot at the bell. Ref pulls seething Cook off Mish: Williams reeling, absently fretting with her top the way Tyson fumbled for his mouthpiece in the Buster Douglas fight...oh the humanity!

R10: IT'S COOK-ON-MISH MAYHEM! HISC corner...Mishy butt on turnbuckle, stooping forward behind her mitts: Rache crowding in close, head pressed between Mishy's mitts, fists churning hup-hup-hup to belligerent blonde belly. Rambunctious stuff beats Mish breathless, but she rallies, tying up and wrestling Rachael to ropes, throwing a left shoulder into Cook's tits to stabilize. Mishy's turn: she feeds Cook pumping right hands to midsection while sliding left around brunette shoulders: Rachael gasping, mouth open as body takes pumping shock. Rache in trouble...she's trying to squirm her arms around Mishy to clinch, but there's too much harm being done...JAILBREAK MISHY! Mish tucking in from close range, helping herself to Rachael's tummy...Cook groans, sinks to all fours as Mishy bellows down in triumph. Rache bravely up for 8, but broken: Mishy able to climb aboard, administer a thorough beating to bell as Rache covers up to soak. Comes back UD10 Mish Williams.

aFter: Surprisingly competitive much of the way - Rache using guile and sturdy skills to match Mishy's ferocity to really keep it close till late. "Good work out," says sweat-shiny Mish in postfight - white towel draped around her neck. "She didn't want to fight, and I don't blame her; made me track her down and work her over, which I don't mind. You know, she's a solid B-/C+ fighter, and it's good to test those waters now and again, make sure you can still dominate. Obviously, any time I turned up the heat, she wilted, so I'm feeling pretty good about myself!"