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21 May 2011 Kaley Cuoco vs Anna Torv

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Posted by simguy on 5/21/2011, 9:52 am

 

BEFORE: Not a face-slapping, bodice-ripping tension in prefight, but Kaley's uncharacteristically cold towards her beautiful opponent. "She and her people, and Jessica Biel, are targeting me," Kaley says when pushed to comment on the freeze-out. "Anna's the only near-elite fighter Frontstreet has and this is her big coming-out. They've looked over the top 10 and it's me they're moving on - probably because of Jess - and they think I'm Anna's ticket to the dance. Well I'm nobody's ticket to anything: I'm a door slamming shut in Anna's face - that's what I am!" Torv serene - even mildly amused by Cuoco's angst. "I'm staying out of the whole Kaley/Jessica thing," Anna chuckles at podium. "This is about positioning, yes, but we haven't targeted Kaley any differently than we'd scout any other girl. I'm taller, longer, stronger - I've get better boxing fundamentals and I'm smarter...why wouldn't we move on a Kaley Cuoco?" Anna in bra-style butterscotch plaid retro-bikini; small black gloves; smooth low ponytail. Kaley in black bikini; small black gloves; hair long, loose.

During R1: Anna: smooth about the ring - dropping right foot back when she sets; stepping in the jab; bringing hands back to cheeks/pressing elbows tight to ribs when Kaley's answering. Cuoco floating side to side - hands often at her thighs...she's side-slipping her torso around Anna's punches, bringing weird-angle shots onto Torv's head/shoulders. Anna trying to make it a slick, by-the-numbers boxing match: Kaley improvising, punching from crazy angles, using her legs...it's planner vs improviser in a tactical first.

R2: Kaley roaming to her left as Anna's trying to place jabs: Cuoco bringing a weird right hand up off her thigh, looping it 'round as she's leaning left...punch CRASHES upside Anna's head as Torv never sees it. ANNA GOES DOWN! Torv's legs locking up - pitching her to her face: she's a stricken beauty - right cheek down; eyes frowned shut; lips parted in shock as she struggles to rally off her tummy! Anna beats the count woozy - forming tight elbows-in/face-in-glove look off the apron. ON COMES KALEY! Cuoco springing in - feet in wide stance - left hand low as she pours the hurt to Anna. Wide, whippy rights take Anna in left-side ribs. Carving right uppercuts threaten to split Anna's guard. Chup-chup double left hooks take Anna tummy/ear. ANNA GOES DOWN! Torv stumbling to all fours under the beating - Kaley hops away all business - glancing ringside to find Jessica. Torv climbs ropes, long legs firming: Anna showing heart as she digs in, covers up to take a beating.

R3: Anna rickety-hurt, but getting herself together. She works behind her jab - taking little steps back to create gaps, picking Kaley up as Cuoco pounces in. Anna turning clockwise around her poke...whenever Kaley jumps in, Anna covers up elbows-in, hands at her cheeks, giving Kaley flanks-only to punch at. Cuoco buggywhipping lefts and rights off Anna's sides, but giving up receipts through the middle. Torv able to stabilize, box the round, get her legs back through 3.

R4: Anna jab-jab-jabbing, leaning in close to carry a sweeping right to Kaley's gut: Cuoco grunting, bunching forward over her legs as Torv gets big. Anna willing to fight at closer ranges - hooking Cuoco across her ribs and back when Kaley's ducking; seeking out Cuoco's chin via right uppercuts. Kaley mouthbreathing, getting caught...she's bending at the waist, dipping and rolling, but taking vicious hooks in her breadbasket. KALEY GOES DOWN! No one punch does it - steady, compact slugging from Anna momentarily overwhelms Cuoco, putting her panting on bended knee. Kaley up at 8, looking shellshocked at ropes: Anna steps-to, squares away to get her licks in. Thick, whacking stuff, Torv to Cuoco: Kaley bending at waist/rolling-torso in the pocket; Anna tightening up stroke, keeping the hook at play in Kaley's body - raking her over via pulsing right hands. Down the stretch, Anna has Kaley ready to go with a series of short, alternating left/right uppercuts at close range...Kaley draping back spellbound against ropes, hair in her eyes, mouth open as Anna hooks her tits at bell.

R5: Anna pressing behind her jab, gets tagged as Kaley lands another misdirection looping right while leaning torso-left. Torv stepping in fence post holes, trying to keep her feet: Kaley to the body with THUDDING power - bouncing fists off both Torv hips. Anna stumbling in retreat, eyes forlorn: Kaley grim-faced, stalking and crouching ala Jorge Paez. Anna fading, trying to regroup at range: Kaley closing in supple crouches, then erupting into crunching left uppercuts, rocking Anna upright, then looking for swinging right hands to kiss Torv to sleep. Anna reeling down the stretch, legs rebelling, eyes glassy as she slides along the ropes...Cuoco in those Paez-style stalking crouches, looking for erupting power to end it.

R6: Both girls hurt, desperation rising...Anna trying to impose law-and-order via the jab as Kaley continues to lunge and pounce, bringing punches from her pockets to end Torv's night. Anna caught up in the vortex - exchanging with Kaley as Cuoco leans in and out - crowd roaring as blonde girls get violent. Midway through - girls in tight counter-clockwise turn as each tries to find the other. Both launch rights out of the turn and KALEY CATCHES ANNA! Torv a split-second behind the beat, catches on the chin and ANNA GOES DOWN! Torv stretching out onto her back, whining in despair...she's a ragged beauty fighting to her feet, swaying at the ropes for her 8! Kaley forward in Paez stalking-crouch...Anna drifting sleepy to her right, back sliding on ropes. Kaley bobbing low, getting under an up-jab, then a pokey right - Anna pushing out don't-hurt-me leather while coaxing life back to her legs. Kaley crouching close, then suddenly erupting up into left uppercut: BOOMING blast takes Anna to chin, slumping her against ropes. Torv sloshing sideways to her right, crashing to her shoulder, rolling to her back parallel to apron...it's over, she's out - KO6 Kaley Cuoco!

After: Anna stunned, face pinched as she lies all stretched and helpless...crafty boxer gets caught up in mobile fire-fight as both girls visit the canvas in a thriller. Cuoco leaning over ropes to shout at Jessica: Biel snarling up at her rival, looking like she just might engage in street-clothes until Kaley's guided away for her postfight. "I had to turn Anna's lights out tonight," Kaley says, left eye swelling badly from the touch of Anna's jab. "She was gunning for me - Jess was gunning for me: when girls are circling, you have to send a hard message, and that's what I did. She got to pitchin' with me, and if anyone does that - I mean ANYone - I won't lose. Not to make it all about Jessica and me, but I hope she realizes that could just as easily have been her tonight. SO easily!"

 

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