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23 May 2011 Alyson Hannigan vs Kristin Kreuk

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Alyson Hannigan.jpg Kristin Kreuk 08.jpg

CELEBRITY BOXING AFTER DARK

Posted by simguy on 5/23/2011, 9:34 am

BEFORE: It's not like they've fought 14 times or anything, but the few occasions Kristin Kreuk and Alyson Hannigan HAVE been paired, the stakes have been so high, and the pressure so immense, that the rivalry has become career-defining for them both. "When Kristin beat me," Alyson recalls, eyes still wincing at the pain of memory. "She took everything from me. She took my roster spot; it was a blowout, so Letterman did a top 10 on me...it was devastating. Now I have the chance to do the exact same thing to her. Poetic justice doesn't come around often in the FCBA. Normally, girls like Kristin take what they want and get away with it...but not this time. I always knew Kristin was a fake, and now I'm getting the chance to expose her forever!" Kreuk stoic...she knows Alyson's trying to amp the pressure. "There's one big difference between Alyson and me," Krissy says at podium, "I'm special, and she's not. I know I've had some setbacks, but I'm a force at flyweight - a lot of blondes can only make real money if they get paired with me: boxing NEEDS me. Nobody needs Alyson Hannigan. I'm not bogging down in this tramp; I'm not letting her beat me, then force a rubber match and on, and on. I'm snuffing her out. I blew her out before, and I'll blow her out again. This isn't the end of Kristin Kreuk guys: it's only just the beginning!" Kreuk in purple bikini top; black sport bikini bottoms; small black work out gloves; hair in chopped tousle. Hannigan in midnight blue crushed velvet bra and panties set; small red work out gloves; dark auburn hair loose, straight, with bangs.

During R1: Kristin's face SO intense as she chops straight right/lefts across Aly's jab: Hannigan sputtering as her face is spanked and THERE GO HER LEGS! Hannigan stumbling to her right...Krissy hopping after her, lathering her hooks, kissing her right hands, chasing her to ropes. Small-glove PIK! PAK! PEK! sounds out from Hannigan's midsection as Krissy's fists pelt away: Kreuk shifts pivot-right for an angle - deploys left hand to push Alyson's head down and away, exposing redhead left flank to withering buggywhip right hands! Blistering hacks thump out loud - Kreuk baring her teeth - back (right) foot skipping up off canvas her right hand chops in atop Alyson's left hip...it's carnage. Alyson cringing, distraught...she slides to her right along ropes, looking weepy - taking leaping hooks on her mouth or clip-across rights to chin as Krissy steps-with. Fight visits the corner - Hannigan crossing wrists at her forehead and bending forward: Kreuk lathering away, small gloves bouncing off Hannigan's shoulders/back. Crowd in a frenzy - Krissy just SO energetic - lithe little body tense as she twists and dishes stroking licks. Poor Alyson battered stem to stern - scoured along the apron - helpless to prevent the assault. Bell: Alyson blinking back tears, thighs trembling as she sags against ropes: snarling Kris edges in off Alyson's left flank, driving the tip of her right elbow backwards into Hannigan's belly for a gutting spike. Alyson pitching forward, gurgling in shock: ref pulling Kristin away...Kreuk snarling, feral, glistening with the sweat of her labour through 1 blistering heat!

R2: Spitting jabs, then a snik-snak right/left kisses across Hannigan's trunks: Alyson groaning, bunching up hurt at the open. Kristin shifting to her right, opening up the angle on Alyson's left flank: little brunette bends her back into malicious buggy-whip right hands, chopping viciously at poor Hannigan's hip/back! Alyson sobbing aloud, legs buckling...she slides to her right, looking bleak: Krissy hops-with, hooks mouth from well outside Hannigan's left shoulder, catching Alyson unawares and driving her reeling to ropes! Krissy scooting in: sidearm buggywhip right cutting across Alsyon's waist; left nibbling at Alyson's right ear, then BURYING in behind right elbow. Hannigan in swoon, getting carjacked: Krissy rolling her shoulders to deploy hup-hup barrage of mitts on belly, then she's back up top chopping and a-swatting. Alyson cringing - crossing wrists at her face, laying back in ropes: Krissy rips away to ribcage, slender limbs shivering upon hot contact. Hannigan sagging, just taking a thrashing and THE REF STEPS IN! Good lord - TKO2 an even WORSE blowout than Aly's previous tank to Kristin Kreuk!

After: Hannigan blubbering hysterically: a worse outcome could not have been thought up by MIT scientists working round the clock...Letterman's staff said to be hard at work churning out the Top 10 list of Alyson Hannigan's best excuses.

AND KRISSY WANTS MORE!

Poor Hannigan weepy when she's pulled up off her stool and jammed upright into her corner...Kreuk all furious-eyed as she mounts the corner ropes in triumph. Brunette's left hand fisting in damp auburn locks - Krissy yanking back the head to expose Alyson's throat while pumping the right fist out towards an adoring crowd. Hannigan's face pinched in pain/humiliation...dose of Kreuk's tyrannical tummy like a nightmare that just won't end for long-suffering Alyson.