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2 June 2011 JoJo vs Lady Gaga

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Posted by simguy/franchise on 6/2/2011, 9:57 am

Prefight: Gaga radiant at the podium, fresh after promoting her new album. "Now that I've finished my promo tour, I feel it's time to make my presence known in the flyweight division. Although she has been around a while, I feel that Jojo is an excellent refresher bout." Jojo infuriated after hearing Gaga's boastful claims. "Lady G might be fast, but it's a known fact that she has a glass jaw.... I intend to leave her in a heap after six"

Intense stare down before the fight, Gaga in purple leather bikini and bottoms, black uggs, and purple and black gloves. Jojo in a blue bikini, blue uggs, white gloves.

R1: Gaga flies out of her corner catching a startled Jojo by surprise. Lady G hurling quick flurries of jabs high sending Levesque scurrying and forcing her to cover up high as she absorbs a lot of shots. Jojo spooked by Lady G’s torrential barrage of a thousand punches, constantly in retreat, forcing Gaga to chase her down. Levesque unable to find her groove as Lady G, intent on brawling continues attacking with high flurries, occasionally sending a jab through Levesque’s guard to send her head bouncing back. Bell: Jojo's corner screaming at her to use her strength and corner Gaga, rather then waiting for a one hitter quitter.

R2:More of the same Gaga, flying around the ring, right held at her eye, left at her chest, Gaga easily deflecting Jojos' jabs, answering with hard hooks to the body backing her up. Levesque visibly frustrated, desperately trying to back Lady G into a corner. HARD HOOK JOJO! Levesque lands a hard hook to Gagas flanks, forcing Lady G to clinch. Jojo bodying her elusive foe to the corner, adament on testing her chin. Levesque shoving Lady G into the ropes, forcing her to cover up as she pounds G's exposed flanks, Gaga weaving, starting to time Jojo's sequences, she ducks under a looping haymaker and answers back with a sharp hook of her own... JOJO's hurt! Levesque grimacing as Gaga's hook pounds her soft midsection, Jojo backing up, trying to regain her wind... GAGA WON'T HAVE IT! Lady G marching forward, peppering her wounded foe with high shots, Levesque retreating, back in ropes, hurls herself forward behind a hail mary haymaker, Lady G side steps and counters with a hook to the chin sending sweat flying across the ring followed by Levesque's mouthpiece! DOWN GOES JOJO!!!.... Levesque sinking along the ropes, back resting again the bottom cable, desperately trying to rise but her legs won't let her.... the count passes her by! KO2 Gaga!

Lady G beaming at the post fight interview "I guess Jojo wasn't as strong as she thought huh.." states Gaga as her corner towels her down... "I had hoped for a longer fight.... but I guess she didn't have it in her"...... maybe Zoe will give me a little fun"