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2 June 2011 Kate Bosworth vs Zoe Saldana

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Posted by simguy on 6/2/2011, 9:59 am

BEFORE: Sienna Miller backing up Zoe in all confrontations with Kate...Empire girls taking exception to another sleek movie star raiding their pumpkin patch. "Sienna and I feel like Kate's diluting our brand," Zoe says in prefight. "We're the wiry wonders at flyweight - we own the space...but here comes Kate trying to do the exact same thing. That can't happen, and I promise you this: if by some miracle I don't get Bosworth? Sienna will. There's no escape for Katie B...not on our watch!" Bosworth unimpressed, unintimidated by the united Empire front. "Far as I can tell," Kate says in rebuttal, "I was here first! Zoe's a one-summer wonder, and while Sienna's a former champ, I think most people associate her with the word 'former', rather than 'champ'. I'm not one for badmouthing my opponents, so I'm not going to get into this with Zoe. We'll step in that ring together, and I'll let my hooks make my point for me. Truth is gonna hurt, Zo'!" Kate in navy bikini with padded top; small powder blue work out gloves; loose blonde hair smoothed behind the ears. Zoe in leopard print sport top with thin straps; black velvet bottoms (low rise/boy leg); small black workout gloves; long black hair in wild tangles.

During R1: Looping, whipping powershots from Zoe early - a sweeping right to blonde left flank; lashing hooks across the mouth...Kate on her heels, looking buzzed, hurt. Stalking pressure from Zoe...as Kate crouches/covers, Saldana leans in to touch-up via left shoulder, then deploys both arms in long, lashing right/left tandem to Kate's sinewy chassis. Blonde girl sponging hurt, loping away after Zoe's work, trying to regroup. Down the stretch - Saldana stalking her blonde...brace of lathering blonde hooks strokes Zoe to jaw, putting her wobbly butt! Kate over to offence via tic-toc right/lefts straight-arm to body - blonde girl bouncing both hands off wiry brunette ribcage as Zoe's stooping forward. Saldana sputtering, stumbling forward as Kate's lathering the ribcage and SALDANA'S DOWN! Zoe all a-tingle, lips curled off teeth, eyes astonished as it's SHE who visits canvas after all that good work early. Goes 10-9 only for Kate as Zoe did have the round won until the reversal.

R2: Both girls lithe, willowy, bendy...loping around the ring, taking turns attacking/retreating. Both girls loose-limbed, right hand chest-high, left hand dangling...each stepping into shots, bending/twisting into the delivery for sleek, whip-action leverage. Neither girl afraid to slide away in tactical retreats - hands down as they bob their heads...both vixens tough to catch up top. As a result - most of the money gets made downstairs - fighters finding each other with wide, bull-whipping rights to flanks; tic-toc straight-arm right/lefts up underneath to ribs; rip-digging left uppercuts - the small gloves gouging out sternums with mean little PIK! PEK! noises. Zoe a bit more aggressive, attacking throughout the round...hungry brunette gets points back to even up the cards.

R3: Same again - the sinewy, springy footwork; the sleek legs and bendy bodies; the ropey, licking punches as girls twist on their hips for leverage. Once again, heads are hard to find, so Kate doesn't even try: blonde girl focusses her attack to nubian ribcage/waist, getting there with both hands in lathering flurries. Saldana frowning, shying away from the brisk PIK! PAK! body work...blonde girl has brunette on the lope through 3.

R4: Right back atcha: Zoe takes the fight to Kate this round - lashing her buggywhip right hands in above left hip; stroking her succulent left hooks or uppercuts to midsection/ribs. Zoe hitting Kate with exquisite strength - lean, sinuous brunette leaning in and down, twisting torso-left to sling the right hand into Katie's ribs PIK! Blonde girl wincing in pain as she dips and slides away to her right.

R5: Kate won't have it: she redoubles her efforts - jabbing to get Zoe defensive, then licking away ribs/waist with that lapping right/left straight-arm delivery. Saldana lathered breathless, hopping away to her right: Katie tracking her down with wide, gathering hooks, lashing Zoe ropeside, then digging up body with sharp, tangy PIK! PAK! PEK! rights and lefts. Zoe cringing, dipping side to side to slip the harm: right hand at her chest, left across her gut as she rolls blonde incoming with either shoulder. Zoe crafty off the ropes - slapping the odd wide hook or choppy right hand to Kate's jaw in between blonde flurries, but Bosworth resolute, staying in charge bell to bell.

R6: Strongest punching of the night has been Zoe's buggywhip right hand to Kate's left flank - Saldana stepping in/bending down to get it extra thick on Kate. Bosworth cringing, shying away from these lashes...blonde girl showing shiny "how-could-you" eyes as Saldana walks her down. Girls engage in sinuous two-way whippet-lather - each flurrying with rangy-limbed fury to body and head...Bosworth slowing - but never discouraging - Saldana's pursuit. Down the stretch - girls are trading...Saldana able to whip the left hook to Kate's flat tummy, then double the hook to Kate's jaw, PUTTING KATIE WOBBLY BUTT! Haunted look of confusion in Kate's eyes as she steps off a curb to her right...time runs out before Zoe can treat herself to any more Kate.

R7: Zoe edging in with left shoulder as Kate's crouching - Saldana crowding close, then unleashing both hands in rangy right/left deployment, digging at Bosworth's toned body. Blonde girl grunts, grimaces, shies away...Saldana hopping/loping after her - flapping out the jab to locate, then stepping in/bending down to get that vicious buggywhip right hand onto blonde ribs. Kate forlorn, legs a-tremble...she's taking hard licks here, unable to respond with much more than token flurries. In pursuit mode, Zoe slings out an elastic lead right, kissing Bosworth on the lips...blonde head flops back, blonde legs give a shimmy and poor Katie's hurt again! Bosworth stumbling to ropes, hands up: Zoe in with a CRIPPLING buggywhip right hand lashed across trembling blonde abs. Zoe pushes cringing Katie upright, then unleashes...lithe, sinewy lather proceeds as Zoe churns away up top, bouncing hard mitts off pretty blonde face. Kate badly stunned, drooping...she weathers the first few salvoes, but a ringing right finally flaps her head back over top rope...blonde throat exposed as Bosworth's head lolls dangerously, her hands falling to her waist! Zoe's eyes alight - she's got Katie spellbound! Saldana applies the finishing touches, just letting her hands go - sinewy back/hips/legs working in supple tandem to power home the harm. Kate taking face punches - her eyes closed, lips pursed in a little KO'd swoon...she's upright, taking blows with her hands down until ref jumps in to save her. TKO7 in lathering fashion - Zoe Saldana!

AFter: One movie star stops another after a back and forth war - THAT'S celebrity boxing. Saldana caught and dropped early, but showing the fortitude some have suggested she lacks...she reinforces her brand with a terrific stoppage of the similarly-built Bosworth. "Kate Bosworth has to understand that I'm best in show," says a scuffed up, but pumped Zoe S. "She's had her time in the sun, but I'm here now and she's got to accept that." During the Saldana post-fight, Sienna Miller's at the Bosworth corner, pushing against security guards and taunting the still-woozy Bosworth...no love-lost between Empire lanky-bodies and the sleek HMK variant.