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8 June 2011 Sarah Chalke vs Jennifer Ellison

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Sarah Chalke 01.jpgJennifer Ellison 02.jpg

 

 

BBU AMERICA VS BBU UK

 

Posted by Knowlesey - result by Simguy on 6/8/2011, 8:51 am

 

 

Two bottle-blondes, both pretty, take each other on next, the taller, willowy Canadian boxer Sarah against the busty English girl Jennifer. Sarah is still without a win in FCBA, but Jennifer’s record is not great, so this could be a tight one.

Sarah wears a red bikini for the fight, with Jennifer choosing yellow lacey bra and panties – she looks hot!

Round 1

Typically, Jenny comes aggressively forward from the first bell, hurling from her hips, looking to land big shots right from the start. But Chalke’s leggy, using the ring well, jabbing and looking for opportunistic right hands. Sarah has the skill to make Jenny look silly here, but the Brit is landing enough of her agricultural shots to keep her back, and she hurts her in a late flurry, banging hard to that body.

Jennifer takes the round on aggression.

Round 2

The skilful Sarah is walking a bewildered Jenny into jabs and right hands, sidestepping the girl neatly, constantly clipping mouth and cheeks, cuffing the ears, too. The round continues with Jenny blundering into trouble – the girl just doesn’t defend, and the constant tattooing of Chalke's fists finally puts the Brit down late for a 6 count– not a single punch knockdown, it just came from a series of punches to which the shortyer girl didn’t respond.

Round to Sarah, especially with that knockdown.

Round 3

Jennifer’s not showing any sign of being hurt from that poor round, and she’s coming forward again, showing plenty of aggression, but Sarah’s smart, and keeping her distance, jabbing on the move, looking good. The sheer movement of Chalke is frustrating Jen, and she’s also stinging the Brit’s face as she dances with left jabs and following right hands in tandem.

Round to Sarah again.

Round 4

Sarah fails to keep that high energy momentum going though, and there’s sweet revenge for Jennifer in the early part of this round, changing her style to more boxer-puncher as she jabs the Canadian’s face, following up well too, knocking the taller girl’s head back hard and often, disrupting Sarah's rhythm, leading to more healthy exchanges. As the round draws to a close, Ellison rips Sarah across the mouth with a good right hand punch, dropping her for a count of 7. A groggy Sarah takes a beffeting on the ropes in the final seconds, glad to hear the bell.

Big round back for Jennifer.

Round 5

A determined Sarah comes back strong after that knockdownna she’s spritzing jabs, showing lively lateral movement, making Ellison do all the chasing again, but countering well. The better boxer on this evidence, Sarah is able to check-jab while backing up, hampering Jenny's pursuit, helping herself to a few chopping shots the Brit’s big jugs at the close.

Good reound win for Sarah.

Round 6

The contrast in styles is clear again now, with Jennifer swinging lustily on the way forward and Sarah picking her spots to get touches. Chalke’s running at times, drawing a few boos from the British fans, who want the girl to stand and fight. Irritated, needing to take care, Jen’s constantly waving Sarah in for honest trading, not with too much success.

That round’s a draw, with neither girl landing much.

Round 7
Sarah’s tactics are frustrating for the fans as well as Jenny, and now she’s drawing more and louder boos as she lopes and legs around the ring. The only thing is, she’s still jabbing Jenny on the retreat, the tactics might not be pretty, but they are effective, as Ellison can't find the range. That flapping, flirty jab is enough to keep Jennifer off, even if it doesn’t win the Canadian many fans in the process.

Another dull round – but Sarah won it.

Round 8

Sarah can’t run for ever, and the tenacious Jenny is finally able to cut off the ring and bring Sarah's ribcage under fire, really ripping into the taller girl now she has her stationary on the ropes. Chalke’s hurt, no doubt about that, screwing her face up as the shots land, trying to tie the shorter girl up and clinch, but getting worked over. The round comes to a surprising climax as the girls engage in a bruising trade toe to toe – Sarah’s competitive, but Jen's eating her up here.

Round to Jennifer.

Round 9

Now Sarah really looks tired as the energetic Jennifer bangs her hard to the ribs to still those long legs. Chalke looks unhappy, panting and hurting, covering up as Jenny beats her without mercy. Sarah is still trying to tie Jenny up in knots, use her linger limbs to keep her off, but this is a bell to bell beating for the girl in the ninth, and she slumps to her stool at the bell.

Jenny takes a big round.

Round 10

Sarah Chalke is badly broken down now, mouthbreathing, rickety-legged – she’s had enough, really, and surely can’t take much more punishment. Jenny makes sure she’s got her girl softened up enough my ripping her across the body again, left and right, thumps her backwards, gets her to the ropes, then finishes her off with a clean right hook to the jaw, switching Chalke’s lights off.

Jennifer Ellison knocked Sarah Chalke out in round 10.

In the BBU studio, Liz Hurley is smiling broadly, goading Victoria Beckham, who snaps, “Just because your girls won 3 from 5 doesn’t prove you’re a better manager, Hurley!” and she stalks off. Liz glances at Denise van Outen, “Common little b###h! Why does anyone call her ‘Posh’? That was a great little win for Jennifer out there – I’d like her to fight an FCBA girl with real experience next, though, someone like Denise Richards over there in the States – A couple of great racks in the same ring would be fun to watch, especially since I reckon Richards is just a little too old now, and ripe to be taken down by the right girl. Maybe I can get something moving when I get back over there – best of 3 could be rather fun!”

 

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