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15 June 2011 Gauntlet 1 Jennifer Garner vs Jenny McCarthy

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Round I

Posted by Results By Sim/Words By Wiz on 6/15/2011, 8:08 am

Man In The Hat: "Well, the preliminaries are over with, Brit, and there's the bell for round one. Looking for J-Mac to do a little running here, Champ, don't suspect she wants to mix it up with the bigger Garner..."

Britney: "OH! She sure does! Big right hand Jenny and Garner's hurt! McCarthy all over the Hall of Famer! Driving her back into the ropes, looking for a quick knockout here! Winging rights and lefts, body, head, going all in!"

Man In The Hat: "Garner's too big. Legs holding her up. But she's covering up against the ropes. J-Mac going to town on those ribs, banging away at the midsection. Garner taking some serious punishment here, tying up, but Jenny punching free. The blonde working the body on the bigger woman."

Britney: "Jenny wants to be careful now. No sense getting sloppy and getting hurt. She's got ten more rounds after this one."

Man In The Hat: "Careful ain't in the game plan right now, Brit. Mac banging away downstairs, really going in thick to the body. Now, Garner starting to fire back. Getting some space. Stepping McCarthy back. Jenny slippin' and dippin', but it's Garner startin' to get some traction here. McCarthy retreating, as Jennifer uses that size to shove her backward, but there's the bell, and we'll wait for the judges, but that's gotta be McCarthy's round."

Britney:"I agree, Wiz. The comeback by Garner was too little, too late. Great strategy by J-Mac, though. She knows she's got to go eleven rounds here, so if she can get an early stoppage, that can only help her. She went right at Garner and hurt her. She couldn't stop Jen, but she put her on the defensive for a couple of minutes, and that's two minutes less punishment Jenny has to take."

Man In The Hat: "And the judges hold up the consensus card, and, no surprise, McCarthy wins the round 10-9."

Britney: "That is a GREAT start for Jenny. I mean, that's a Hall of Famer! Might be the toughest round she has all night..."

Man In The Hat: "I wouldn't count on it."