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15 June 2011 Gauntlet 2 Hope Dworaczyk vs Jenny McCarthy

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Round Two

Posted by Results By Sim/Words By Wiz on 6/15/2011, 8:12 am

Britney: “Gotta give it to her, Wiz, gotta give it to her … that’s McCarthy’s
round and she is off to a pretty impressive start here. I mean, Jen Garner is a Hall Of Famer and a current top ten lightweight …"

Wiz: “I’m with you, kid … McCarthy’s round but … Jen Garner takes a relaxing hot shower now and McCarthy, who burned a lot of energy, takes
another opponent, and another, and - well you get the idea!"

Britney: “And the slip being delivered to the ring and...Music’s up, Wiz ‘You burden me with your
questions …’"

Man In The Hat: "Sing it, Champ!"

Britney: "That's EMF doing ‘Unbelievable’,and speaking of unbelievable, you’re
not gonna believe who’s up next, and neither will Jenny! This is a real
surprise!”

Wiz: “Not to the Wiz, baby, not to the Wiz. Got a tip about this one, and it
makes perfect sense! Playboy has always had a presence in the FCBA and with McCarthy and Carmella signed with stables, there’s no fighter they truly control in FCBA … Plus ol’ Hef, well, he realizes that McCarthy’s best days, and
they weren’t much to begin with, are loooooong behind her! Jenny keeps pushing. this idea she’s a Hall of Fame type fighter. Let me tell you something … she’s fighting twelve years! Twelve freaking years! She's had about a dozen shots at the title … and won the belt exactly …. ONCE!”

Britney: “Umm … let’s go to the ring announcer … “

Buffer: “Now entering the ring … making her FCBA debut … standing 5’10” and weighing in at 126 pounds … the reigning Playboy Playmate of the Year … Hope Dwoooooooraczyk …. Dworaczyk …”

Man In The Hat: "Jenny searching ring side … finds Hugh Hefner and entourage and favors 'the Hef' with a withering stare … lot of people reading into this. Dworaczyk making her
FCBA debut but rumored to be a hot prospect off of her Mansion fights. No
mistaking the 'out with the old, in with the new' angle here! A reigning 24-year- old Playmate of the Year taking on the 37 year old self proclaimed. 'Greatest
Fighting Playmate of All Time'? Ray Charles could see the freakin' symbolism!"

Britney: "Bell for round two and Dworacyzk out of her corner hot …. quick across ring to find McCarthy … loads up and heaves the big right hand like a sash weight. J-Mac slips and dances back to her left on toes, halts and double jabs
Dworaczyk twice to the head … not punishing but crisp … dances back again and motions for Hope to 'come on' with left glove …. Dworaczyk responds with
tentative jab and another big telegraphed right … Mac dancing away … big smirk …
Hope hearing it from the crowd a bit … embarrassed … "

Man In The Hat: "Hope's gotta be careful here, can't..."

Britney: Hope snarling, lowers her head and bulls the smaller blonde to the ropes. Cuts loose with left/right to the body and left/right to the head, but Mac no stranger to Mansion brawling – she’s got
gloves up and elbows in tight … and McCarthy erupts out of the crouch! Big left hook to the jaw! Dworaczyk stumbles back … one step … two steps … then CRASHES TO HER BACK! Jenny Mac grinning, hands raised as she saunters to neutral corner. Dworaczyk on one knee, staring wide eyed at her corner … Playboy corner screeeeeeeeeeeeeeaming 'Get up!!!' as Hope's momentarily oblivious to the referee’s count."

Man In The Hat: "She's up at '9', gets a hard look from ref, who decides to let it go!"

Britney: "McCarthy out of corner and Dworaczyk in full retreat, pawing a useless 'don’t hurt me' jab, until her back hits the cables."

Man In The Hat: "Unfamiliar ground for the Playmate! Her fights have been almost exclusively on the beach
volleyball court at the Mansion … no strands there!"

Britney: "J-Mac feints right lead to
the head, then doubles left hook to the ribs, drawing grunt from brunette who
sags to the right. Jenny using left to probe/prop Hope up then unleashes … left hook to body … brings it up to the chin! Right cross to chin! Left upper cut
to the sternum! Dworaczyk not answering! Folding forward! Jenny wedges a shoulder under the fading Playmate and levers her back up ... and Mac wants rack!!! Jenny with a display of her often overlooked handspeed applies a blistering shoe shine to the Dworaczyck puppies! Dworaczyk with a stunned, pained wide-eyed 'how could you?' look. Not much "Hope' left at this point! .Jenny Mac takes a step back for punching room and begins potshotting with right hand leads! Crashing them off the brunettes chin … taking a moment to whip arm in ‘bolo’ action and then blasting again! Jenny loads up for a third..."

Man In The Hat: "It's over! The referee practically tackles Mac backward! That's it! The second round ends by TKO in just under two minutes … Jenny McCarthy!"

Britney: “Wow … that’s huge! Not only is Jenny getting out to a big points
lead here against ‘The Gauntlet’ but scoring a knockout over Dora … Dworfa … uhm… against Hope..."

Man In The Hat: "Don't bother ta learn ta pronounce it, kid...unless she shows a lot more than THAT, there ain't gonna be a need!"

Britney: "This TKO gives Jenny a nice little extra rest as medical staff looks over Dworawatever and they clear the ring for the third round …. taking a lot longer than a minute, I can promise you that! And extra rest is Jenny’s best friend!”

Wiz: "See, I thought this was
supposed to be the freakin’ gauntlet!!!
What in the name of Hefner was this kid even doing in there?!! Jenny
ought to be on her knees … "

Britney(looking startled – clearly concerned with where Wiz is going with the “on her knees” remark): "Ummm …"

Man In The Hat: "Thanking whatever corrupt baker threw her that little crumpet

Britney(Visibly relieved that the
“knees” remark did not take the direction she feared!): "Random draw, remember, Wiz..."

Man In The Hat: "Because that was a
freakin’ disgrace! Somethin’ like this would NEVER happen in Philly! There’s
got to be an investigation! An INVESTIGATION, I say..."