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15 June 2011 Gauntlet 3 Jessica Alba vs Jenny McCarthy

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Round 3

Posted by Results By Sim/Words By Wiz on 6/15/2011, 8:13 am

Britney: "Um, looks like they're getting ready to go..."

Man In The Hat: "Headin' to the third and Mac up by four..."

Britney: "Jenny couldn't have drawn this up better than it's going. Big early lead. Quick stoppage..."

Man In The Hat: "Yeah, Champ, but I get the feelin' Mac's pitchin' to the Big Red Machine and she just struck out Bill Plummer. I suspect there won't be any more easy outs. The slip is being delivered to the ring, so back to Michael Buffer!"

Buffer: "Time now for our third round opponent..."

Man In The Hat: "Would that be 'Rock You Like A Hurricane' I hear, Brit?"

Britney: "It would be. And that means..."

Buffer: "Representing The Fighting Academy, the former bantamweight champion of the woooooorrrrrlllllldddddd, Jesssssicccaaaaaa Alllllllllbaaaaaa!"

Man In The Hat: "Like I said, no more easy outs..."

Britney: "And the bell sounds for the third and Jenny right after Jessica, but Alba isn't having any."

Man In The Hat: "Jessie wants ta do a little boxin' here, a little stick and move, a little in and out. Look at those snappy little jabs, check out the footwork. Watch how she's touchin' Mac easy, here, and remember how she couldn't catch up to Nicky Scherzinger? Imagine what Nicky'd do to McCarthy!"

Britney: "Jessica's got a really nice rhythm going here. When she gets in, she uses that left shoulder to bump Mac back and work with a chickenwing elbow to bang hooks to the midsection. I've got to work on that when I get in with Allison. That's a neat little spot."

Man In The Hat: "You could do that, Champ. Then again, ain't much you CAN'T do in there. Alba bouncing back outside, buggywhipping that right behind Mac's elbow. She's in total control here. Got Jenny off balance. Mac not getting anything done at all, looking frustrated as Alba dictates, moving and sticking, dodging and ducking, too slick, too quick...and there's the bell."

Britney: "Judges huddling here, but there's no doubt...and there's the card and the result we suspected, Alba 10-9, which makes the score after three: McCarthy-29, The Gauntlet-26."