Britney: "Frantic activity continues in Sceej corner … Palicki looking at Jenny. Clearly worried. Wondering if the fight should be stopped. Scrubby bringing Jenny around by degrees. Wow … just wow!  I knew Allison could swat, Wiz, but, … WOW!”

Man In The Hat(standing … just too jacked to sit!):  “You can say that again, kid!  Knocked …. the … f*ck … out!  Knocked … the … fu…”

Britney (interrupting) “Uhm  (heh heh) … we get it Wiz!”

Man In The Hat: “Relax, kid!  It’s cable!  We’re ALLOWED to say fu …”

Britney interrupting: “And there is STILL chaos in the ring … Allison Mack taking a victory lap with her hands held high … McCarthy corner in triage mode …. Front Street-ers in the ring … and we’re hearing music that tells me that the NEXT fighter is already coming to the ring!  Its AC/DC ….. YOU …. Shook me all night loooooong …. and that means …. RACHEL NICHOLS!”

Man In The Hat(directing traffic – herding Front Street out of the ring): “… later … later …. we celebrate later … champagne and caviar … on me … but for now, get the hell outta there!  You couldn’t be doing ‘Blondie’ over there a bigger favor than
delaying the next round!  She’s on freakin’ life support!  Don’t give her time to recover!!"

Britney: "Have a seat, Wiz! You're going to pull out the cord on the headset..."

Man In The Hat:  "Well … THAT was fun!  Hang on, Champ. Gotta make a quick call. A dozen roses … no … three dozen … to Mack’s  locker room …. and I want them there in ten minutes!  Got it? It's worth a thousand to ya."

Britney: "Um, Wiz..."

Man In The Hat:  "So, we got Rachel Nichols?  This should be fun!  Big girl …. big for a lightweight and she’s an athlete!  And she’s going for the trifecta!”

Britney (puzzled):   “Trifecta?  Wiz, this isn’t the  race track...”

Man In The Hat:  “The Sceej  Boxing Trifecta!  In the last year, Raging Rachel knocked out Nolin in four … Palicki in the tenth … and now she’s going to make it a perfect sweep of Sceej Boxing by knocking out McCarthy in ONE!”

Britney: "In the corner, Scrubby has Jenny on her feet!  Jenny's squinting and looking across the ring. Let's go to the corner mic..."

Jenny(in a foggy voice): “Who the hell is the redhead?  Where’s Mack?  Did I knock her out?”

Palicki (horrified) “Oh … my … God!!!  She doesn’t even remember?!!  Jenny, for God’s sake, Mack knocked ….”

Scrubby McGee(hand clamped Adrianne’s mouth): “Yeah …. ya knocked her out!  But yer fightin’ Nichols now, Jenny!   
Now look … stay light … use the jab … circle … control dis tramp … box her …”

Britney: “Jenny seems just a little bit out of it, eh Wiz?”

Man In The Hat:  “Not exactly news, kid.  McCarthy’s in a haze 24/7.  Too many punches … and let’s face it, she wasn’t exactly gonna split the atom before she started fighting!  I'm not sure how they tell if she's out of it. Can't ask her to count fingers! She could be fine and still be wrong! Oh and by the way?  For those keeping score at home?  It is now
Gauntlet 65 … McCarthy 64 … courtesy of Allison ‘Mack the Knife’  Mack!”

Britney:  “And there’s the bell to start round eight!    Nichols out of her corner hot … blood in the water and Raging Rachel smells it!   McCarthy legs not quite there … Nichols with range finder jab … then slings the right over the top and cracks McCarthy jaw …. Jenny gives ground … “

Man In The Hat:  “McCarthy circling left … flicking the jab but there’s nuthin’ on it!  Nichols abandoning her own jab …. arms crossed in front of her ala Floyd Patterson … she’s just walking through the McCarthy jab … cutting ring …. Jenny’s back hits the cables and heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeere comes the hurricane, people!”

Britney:  “Nichols with left hook to the ribs … another to ribs … left right left combination upstairs … that last left hook toggled the McCarthy head!  Nichols twists into right hand to the sternum … McCarthy folding forward …
constant pressure from Nichols … they are right above us!  McCarthy being forced literally through ropes … and OH … MY … GOD … did the camera get that?  The Grand Wizard just gave Jenny McCarthy a spank on her butt!  You - Mister Wizard - can expect to hear from the Commissioner!”

Man In The Hat:  “Worth it, champ, worth it – She NEEDS a spanking and someone had to step up, eh?  And speaking of stepping up … this is alllllllll Rachel Nichols playing the big girl, like she should!  Now its shove n slug … she’s palming
McCarthy shoulders … bouncing her into ropes and then laying it on when McCarthy rebounds to her … it actually adds to the impact!”

Britney:  “And here comes McCarthy … with Irish fury!   Something woke her up!  Maybe the spank of the butt?  But she stuns Nichols … left uppercut … follow up slapping left hook to the head … and she spins  out and of the ropes!”

Man In The Hat:  “Still a little fight in her, yeah, kid … but that ain’t impressing that big redheaded assassin!  Nichols shrugs shoulders … and she’s stalking … stalking … McCarthy’s legs a little better …. flicking the jab and circling right … tries overhand right and gets caught a counter hook over the top!  McCarthy’s hurt … stumbling back … and Rachel on her … shoulder down … just walking her back to ropes … banging body …."

Britney "Dani Fishel, showered and back ringside after fighting a
disappointing fifth round, and she's leading a chant...the mics can pick it up..."

Dani: “… jug … jug … jug …. JUG … JUG … JUG … JUG …”

Man In The Hat: And to a roar of approval from at least half the crowd, Rachel applies a scalding shoe shine to the McCarthy’s pride and joy!  McCarthy looking spent … only response – grunts of shock and pain! Rapid fire hup-hup- hup speed bagging of the J-Mac melons that continues well past the bell signaling end of round eight!  Palicki and McGee across ring to walk Jenny back to corner … hard stare exchanged between Nichols and Palicki …check to the ring mic!"

Nichols: “Got something to say …. ‘champ’?” (practically spitting word at newly crowned lightweight queen).

McGee:“Adrianne … get yer skinny ass over here … I need ya!” 

Britney: "Adrianne headed back to the McCarthy corner, eyes never leaving Nichols."

Man In The Hat:  “Gotta be a 10-8 round!  Even without a knockdown!  Rachel dominated … she DOMINATED!”

Britney:  “Here’s the judge’s cards.  And it’s … 10-9 Nichols!”

Man In The Hat: “Of for the love of ... where did Sceej get the jack to buy off judges?!!”

Britney:  “That’ll be enough, Wiz!  That kind of talk will get you more than a fine … and I don’t want you suspended!  OK … just to recap ….  we are through eight rounds …. and the Gauntlet has erased that early J-Mac lead and now leads 75-73!"