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15 June 2011 Gauntlet 10 Neve Campbell vs Jenny McCarthy

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Round 10

Posted by Results By Sim/Words By Wiz on 6/15/2011, 8:39 am

Man In The Hat: "Well, I thought we'd need you for another round here, Jenny, so the champ could cool down a bit, but she's headed right over here..."

O'Dell: "It's been my pleasure, Wiz. See you at The Asylum!"

Man In The Hat: "The great Jennifer O'Dell, ladies and gentlemen. Champ, settle in here. The slip is going up to Buffer...great round champ. Got no idea what the judges were watchin'..."

Britney(a little out of breath): "Jenny running away from me, mostly."

Man In The Hat: "I think the decision there was crap..."

Britney: "It was a close round. Took me some time to get warmed up. She'll see me again."

Man In The Hat: "Buffer gets the slip and..."

Britney: "Jenny does not look happy as that music starts! That would be 'One Hit To The Body' by the Rolling Stones and that means..."

Buffer: "Ladies and gentlemen, our opponent for the tenth round, the former bantamweight champion of the woooooooorrrrrrllllllllllldddddddd, representing Front Street Boxing, the Bodysnatcher, Nevvvvvve Cammmmmmmppppbeeeellllllllllllll!"

Britney: "And that's a smile on Neve's face. She knows the deal. She can be the closer here. Win this round and McCarthy needs a knockdown in the eleventh to get even a draw, but, if Jenny wins..."

Man In The Hat: "Jenny ain't GONNA win."

Britney: "Well, we're about to find out, because, there's the bell and Neve right after Jenny. McCarthy on her toes here! Got to give her credit, Wiz! This is the tenth, she's taken a lot of punches, but she still has legs!"

Man In The Hat: "And she's USIN' 'em, dancing away from Neve, snappin' that jab out, scoring with it as Neve stalks, bobbing in that crouch. Campbell lookin' to work to the body, but a bit short with everything. J-Mac able to maintain distance."

Britney: "Neve's running into the same problem I had last round. Mac scoring early by boxing and using her feet, and if she gets you behind, you don't have time to catch up."

Man In The Hat: "Neve still not catchin' up ta Jenny. McCarthy circlin' and dancin', poppin' that jab, catchin' Neve on the way in."

Britney: "Mac with a nice left jab to the head, sneaks a hook to the body, dances out of there. Neve just keeps coming, though, relentless, cutting it off on Jenny, lands one to the body there, bodying Mac into the ropes with about 90 seconds to go!"

Man In The Hat: "Let the hands go, Neve! Work that body!"

Britney: "Mac trying to clinch, but Neve too strong, wrestle's free, and gets to work on the tummy, banging hooks home. McCarthy feeling them, trying to tie up and hang on. Neve wrestling free again..."

Man In The Hat: "LOW BLOW! LOW BLOW!"

Britney: "Sure looked like it, Wiz! McCarthy dipped one below the belt and wobbled Neve with it, slips out of there and she's back on her bicycle!"

Man In The Hat: "How does the referee MISS that? Truck, cue up that replay! This is a travesty! A TRAVESTY! Front Street would NEVER countenance such heinous tactics!"

Britney: "Heinous, but effective. Got Mac out of the jam and she's legging away from Neve here, snapping jabs, staying out of harm's way, eating up the clock. And there's the bell, and I'm pretty certain..."

Man In The Hat: "Here's the replay...FREEZE IT! See where that punch lands! WAY below the belt!"

Britney: "Nonetheless, judges huddling, and there's the card...10-9 McCarthy! And that means we're all even at 84 going into the eleventh, which will be the deciding round!"